(In the morning)

Jeff: How was your first night?

Raiden: It was horrible. Lack of privacy. -.-

Vamp: Empty.

Fatman: Hungry.

Rose: I'm sorry Jack...I didn't know you were...

Ocelot: (rubs his hands in delight, unable to conceal his excitement) Got some snapshots of the boy when he was relieving himself last night. (pauses) Darn, I've said too much!!

Raiden: (big exclamation mark floats above his head, and his face reddens) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, you perverted old man! Don't you have a life?!?!

Ocelot: (sighs) Nude collages?...I stare at them...is that considered a life?

Raiden: ............

Snake: What did it look like?

Ocelot: What do you mean by "it"? ....Oh yes.....(pulls them out of his pocket and shows Snake the pictures) These will get me $40 off EBAY!

Snake: O_O" Holy sh*t, check this out! That's one hellluva...

(Everyone except gathers around Snake, gawking at the photos)

Solidus: .....My, how Jack has grown...

Otacon: ...This reminds me of the shots Snake loved to send me...

Snake: (growls threateningly) Lay off, nerd!

Vamp: Can I keep this one? (a slow smile forms on his lips)

Ocelot: $ 60.

Vamp: I'll throw in an extra $5 for the amazing camera handling...

Ocelot: Thank you...(stashes away the cash)

Fatman: .........I'm hungry...

All the girls: O_O (stare with the remaining piccys with rapt attention)

Raiden: .........

Jeff: Now that's just...odd.

Snake: (grins) Then why are you looking at it?

Jeff: I-I wasn't...

Snake: You were, sweetpants!

Jeff: Don't call me that. -.-

Snake: You know you looooooooove it!

Jeff: Stop doing that.

Mei Ling: (whispers) He's got a hangover...

Jeff: Uh-oh...

(The camera man drops the camera to the ground to check out the snapshots of Raiden himself)

Camera guy: Whoa... (brings them closer to his face for better observation)

Jeff: May we carry on?

Raiden: (quickly) Yes, please. (shoots an angry glance at Ocelot) I'm going to rip up those photos...

Jeff: *Ahem* ....Yes, today's activity is...(looks about frantically) Seems like my script disappeared...

(panics) WHERE THE HELL DID IT GO?!

Some guy from backstage: Just take suggestions...time is MONEY!

Jeff: You're right...(smooths his hair, taking in deep breaths) Any suggestions?

Snake: Hula dancing!

Solidus: (grins) See who can hold their breath the longest?

Ocelot: (shouts) Torture!

Emma: (pushes up her glasses) How about a reenactment of a Dragonball Z scene?

Jeff: (forces a smile to please everyone) These are all very good ideas...

Mei Ling: No they're not, they are horrible, horrible ideas!

Jeff: (sighs, lowering his head) You're right...Just give me some time to think...

(More is coming...What will the cast participate in? Keep checking...and I'm aware someone else is also doing SURVIVOR after reading mine. I have a disclaimer on mine, so (shrugs) "meh". Of course, extreme plagiarism will make me have to contact the Fanfiction peeps. Thanks for reading, sorry it takes so long...)