Ocelot: I got it! How about...we play a little game? (his eyes glow)
Snake: (shouts) Quick, run away! He wants to take nude shots!
(Everyone breaks away, even the Camera man, and Jeff too)
Ocelot: (mutters) Darn. How did he know?!? He's not going to get away with it...(retrieves his revolver, and fires a shot)
Snake: O_O" Arg, my A$$! (falls to the ground)
Raiden: (stops running) Are you okay?
Snake: Damn ba$+@rd shot me! Shot my left cheek!
Raiden: Ugh, too much detail. (shudders) Well, I can help you up, but I'm not gonna....
Snake: (interrupts him, his eyelids half closed) Uhhhhhhhhhh...just before I go, (he inhales deeply) I wanted to say...you're not so bad, kid...
Raiden: (thinks he may have heard incorrectly---a non-insult from Snake?) Huh?
Snake: (yells) I said MOVE YOUR ALBINO A$$ and HELP ME UP, SOFTY!!!
Raiden: ...... (grabs hold of Snake's arm)
Snake: Stop touching me!!!
Raiden: Fine. (lets go of him)
Snake: I said HELP ME UP, you little ^*%#&@^!!!!
Raiden: Make UP YOUR MIND! (shouts)
Snake: (is using a teasingly high-pitch voice) Oh, the school boy is hurting my feelings!
Raiden: (His rage explodes to the top) Oh that's it, mister. THAT'S JUST...plain full of...(searches for the right word, and then resumes his threatening glare) CRAP!
(A gasp issues from the crowd, and everyone stares at each other. Raiden said "Crap", and used it as an insult?...Major breakthrough in the Raiden book of Memories, and Raiden Hall of Fame. He must be serious then...
Ocelot, Solidus, Emma, Vamp, Jeff, Otacon, Mei Ling, and Rose slowly form a circle around the two operatives, forgetting that it was Ocelot that they were afraid of)
(Most of the gang chants "Go Jack go!", as the other bunch cheer on for Snake. Soon it turns into a gigantic gambling situation, where they bet money on the winner. I don't like where this is going...)
Jeff: (waves his hands) Hey, cut that out! We're supposed to work together, and like a team...
All: SHUT UP!!
Jeff: (Folds his arms across his chest, muttering) Why do I even bother with these freaks?
Mei Ling: Oh, we're just having some fun...^^ (You'd think she would be against it---but since it gives everyone something to do, they watch with interest.)
Ocelot: (stands between both of the pissed off soldiers) Now now, you will have time to fight. You both must be stripped of your weaponry first. (grins)
Fatman: I'm hungry...(whimpers)
Raiden: NO way, old man! (backs away) I know what you're thinking of...
Ocelot: Not even a little? (his face shows disappointment)
Raiden: NO!! And why do all our competitions have to have nudity somehow tied into them?
Solidus: I'm sorry Jackie boy, we'll have to deal with you as he suggested. (laughs maniacally)
Raiden: ! (tries to scamper off, but bumps into Snake) Ow...
Snake: (lights himself a cigg) I have something to show off! (points to his "chest hair toupee", and below that, his beer belly)...
Raiden: (shivers slightly) I find that repulsive...-.-
Snake: (scoffs) Where's your maturity, kid?
Raiden: (makes a face) Beer is absolutely disgusting. So is smoking!! (insert a gasp from Snake here) (Jack says the next part slowly, partially nervous because everyone is listening)....I've got no chest hair.
Snake: No chest hair? No chest hair? (slaps his forehead in disbelief) WHAT KINDA MAN AIN'T GOT NO CHEST HAIR? Oh I forgot, you aren't a man...(chuckles as Raiden growls) How old are you?! Don't tell me you were some kinda 13 year old lying about your age...
Raiden: I was born in 1982....( a tear forms in his eye) Never had any one to love me, never had---
Snake: Cut the crap, I just want to see you now so that I may laugh at you in the future. (draws a rail gun and aims at Raiden)
Raiden:... (freezes, a look of awe flashing over his pale face) O_O You had a rail gun all this time?!?!
Snake: (looks at Raiden with a look of slight surprise, as if what the younger one asked was stupid) Hell ya.
Mei Ling: We all did. Didn't we? (looks around, the heads nodding in agreement)
Raiden: (stares, confused) How come I didn't get one? Did you get one? (points to Rose)
Snake: Stop wasting my time, fruit! (tosses away his massive firearm, and punches Raiden right in the face)
Raiden: !!! (feels the blood dripping down his cheek) Fruit, huh? (delivers a swift kick into Snake where the "sun don't shine", and slams the other's head into the ground)
Snake: O_O" ........ (sweat runs down his face, and he falls to his knees)
Raiden: I may be younger, but I'm definitely not a fruit, or any weaker than you. (pants)
(turns towards the crowd, dusting his hands) Now that that's settled...
Snake: GAAAAAHH! (his eyes wide and bloodshot, the hairy lunatic lunges for Raiden's throat, and tackles into him)
Raiden: (slams into the ground) *snap* That rib always breaks. -.-
Rose: (buries her head in Emma's shoulder) I can't look...
Snake: I'm not a violent man, kid...(grabs a thick tree branch, and whacks Raiden in the head, hard)
Raiden: o_O (a loud crack is heard as the branch breaks, and a blank look slowly flashes on Raiden's eyes after being hit with such a force. He seems almost as though his mind is somewhere else)
Otacon: Did you see that?! That was cruel enough to knock out a horse!
Solidus: Ol' Jackie boy's got a thick skull, don't you worry. (muses)
Snake: (licks his lips, and lifts up his fist, a crazed smirk on his face) You won't be a pretty boy any longer...
Raiden: Um... (thinks quick) There's an alcoholic drink!! (points to the distance)
Snake: (something from the very back of his mind sparks) Huh? Alco--holic? (The term makes his mouth water. It has only been a little while, but you know no beer and no TV makes Snake extremely edgy and irritable. You can hardly tell, though, for he is almost always moody, and grouchy. His head darts from side to side, and then he releases Raiden and pushes past the crowd)
Raiden: (gets up slowly, brushing the dirt off his Skull Suit) ...Whoa. That was too close for comfort.
(A large groan comes from the crowd)
Mei Ling: (shrugs) No winner. All well.
Rose: Are you all right? (runs up to her supposed "boyfriend", and hugs him)
Raiden: Mmmmm...? (his mind is sluggish after the tremendous blow)
Rose: Are you all right? (she repeats)
Raiden: Okay?... (Thinks: Something was said!) (puts the words together in his dazed mind) Ah, yes...
Rose: Why does it take you so long to answer?
Raiden: ....................(a minute later) No reason, why?
Rose: Oh, okay. (smiles) Let's head over to the tent, and grab some lunch?
Raiden: (rubs his head) 'Kay.
Rose: Jack and I are going back to the tent!
Raiden: (Although unwilling to be around Rosemary, he trudges with her. His stomach has been neglected for a long time, and he wishes to eat something. ) (NOTE: The b**** is good for something! LOL ^^)
Jeff: BUT---!
Snake: (has finally discovered that no beer is around, but he is too lazy to chase Raiden, so he shrugs) I'm gonna go now. (scratches his butt, and then remembers he has been shot) Meh. I'm tired.
Mei Ling: Me too.
Jeff: BUT---! (waves his arms frantically to catch attention)
Emma and Otacon: Bye! (flee the scene)
Vamp: I will also...go...and....do something...(slinks away)
(Fatman, Solidus and Ocelot are long gone)
Jeff: (is left all alone) Aw great. Just great. (grinds his teeth and pulls out a megaphone) Meet me at the pit at 7:30 PM! You have 10 hours! (turns off the megaphone) God, what have I done to deserve this disobedient, obnoxious bunch...?! (crumples into a heap on the "sand", and begins to bawl) The producers are gonna have my legs broke!
(Raiden: Ick, a mosquito...(It lands on his arm)
Snake: Where? Wait, found it! Right THERE! (slaps Raiden's face)
Raiden: Hey! (rubs his sore face ruefully) You missed it and hit me instead!
Snake: (jumps back, fear on his face) There was a real mosquito?!)
Snake: (shouts) Quick, run away! He wants to take nude shots!
(Everyone breaks away, even the Camera man, and Jeff too)
Ocelot: (mutters) Darn. How did he know?!? He's not going to get away with it...(retrieves his revolver, and fires a shot)
Snake: O_O" Arg, my A$$! (falls to the ground)
Raiden: (stops running) Are you okay?
Snake: Damn ba$+@rd shot me! Shot my left cheek!
Raiden: Ugh, too much detail. (shudders) Well, I can help you up, but I'm not gonna....
Snake: (interrupts him, his eyelids half closed) Uhhhhhhhhhh...just before I go, (he inhales deeply) I wanted to say...you're not so bad, kid...
Raiden: (thinks he may have heard incorrectly---a non-insult from Snake?) Huh?
Snake: (yells) I said MOVE YOUR ALBINO A$$ and HELP ME UP, SOFTY!!!
Raiden: ...... (grabs hold of Snake's arm)
Snake: Stop touching me!!!
Raiden: Fine. (lets go of him)
Snake: I said HELP ME UP, you little ^*%#&@^!!!!
Raiden: Make UP YOUR MIND! (shouts)
Snake: (is using a teasingly high-pitch voice) Oh, the school boy is hurting my feelings!
Raiden: (His rage explodes to the top) Oh that's it, mister. THAT'S JUST...plain full of...(searches for the right word, and then resumes his threatening glare) CRAP!
(A gasp issues from the crowd, and everyone stares at each other. Raiden said "Crap", and used it as an insult?...Major breakthrough in the Raiden book of Memories, and Raiden Hall of Fame. He must be serious then...
Ocelot, Solidus, Emma, Vamp, Jeff, Otacon, Mei Ling, and Rose slowly form a circle around the two operatives, forgetting that it was Ocelot that they were afraid of)
(Most of the gang chants "Go Jack go!", as the other bunch cheer on for Snake. Soon it turns into a gigantic gambling situation, where they bet money on the winner. I don't like where this is going...)
Jeff: (waves his hands) Hey, cut that out! We're supposed to work together, and like a team...
All: SHUT UP!!
Jeff: (Folds his arms across his chest, muttering) Why do I even bother with these freaks?
Mei Ling: Oh, we're just having some fun...^^ (You'd think she would be against it---but since it gives everyone something to do, they watch with interest.)
Ocelot: (stands between both of the pissed off soldiers) Now now, you will have time to fight. You both must be stripped of your weaponry first. (grins)
Fatman: I'm hungry...(whimpers)
Raiden: NO way, old man! (backs away) I know what you're thinking of...
Ocelot: Not even a little? (his face shows disappointment)
Raiden: NO!! And why do all our competitions have to have nudity somehow tied into them?
Solidus: I'm sorry Jackie boy, we'll have to deal with you as he suggested. (laughs maniacally)
Raiden: ! (tries to scamper off, but bumps into Snake) Ow...
Snake: (lights himself a cigg) I have something to show off! (points to his "chest hair toupee", and below that, his beer belly)...
Raiden: (shivers slightly) I find that repulsive...-.-
Snake: (scoffs) Where's your maturity, kid?
Raiden: (makes a face) Beer is absolutely disgusting. So is smoking!! (insert a gasp from Snake here) (Jack says the next part slowly, partially nervous because everyone is listening)....I've got no chest hair.
Snake: No chest hair? No chest hair? (slaps his forehead in disbelief) WHAT KINDA MAN AIN'T GOT NO CHEST HAIR? Oh I forgot, you aren't a man...(chuckles as Raiden growls) How old are you?! Don't tell me you were some kinda 13 year old lying about your age...
Raiden: I was born in 1982....( a tear forms in his eye) Never had any one to love me, never had---
Snake: Cut the crap, I just want to see you now so that I may laugh at you in the future. (draws a rail gun and aims at Raiden)
Raiden:... (freezes, a look of awe flashing over his pale face) O_O You had a rail gun all this time?!?!
Snake: (looks at Raiden with a look of slight surprise, as if what the younger one asked was stupid) Hell ya.
Mei Ling: We all did. Didn't we? (looks around, the heads nodding in agreement)
Raiden: (stares, confused) How come I didn't get one? Did you get one? (points to Rose)
Snake: Stop wasting my time, fruit! (tosses away his massive firearm, and punches Raiden right in the face)
Raiden: !!! (feels the blood dripping down his cheek) Fruit, huh? (delivers a swift kick into Snake where the "sun don't shine", and slams the other's head into the ground)
Snake: O_O" ........ (sweat runs down his face, and he falls to his knees)
Raiden: I may be younger, but I'm definitely not a fruit, or any weaker than you. (pants)
(turns towards the crowd, dusting his hands) Now that that's settled...
Snake: GAAAAAHH! (his eyes wide and bloodshot, the hairy lunatic lunges for Raiden's throat, and tackles into him)
Raiden: (slams into the ground) *snap* That rib always breaks. -.-
Rose: (buries her head in Emma's shoulder) I can't look...
Snake: I'm not a violent man, kid...(grabs a thick tree branch, and whacks Raiden in the head, hard)
Raiden: o_O (a loud crack is heard as the branch breaks, and a blank look slowly flashes on Raiden's eyes after being hit with such a force. He seems almost as though his mind is somewhere else)
Otacon: Did you see that?! That was cruel enough to knock out a horse!
Solidus: Ol' Jackie boy's got a thick skull, don't you worry. (muses)
Snake: (licks his lips, and lifts up his fist, a crazed smirk on his face) You won't be a pretty boy any longer...
Raiden: Um... (thinks quick) There's an alcoholic drink!! (points to the distance)
Snake: (something from the very back of his mind sparks) Huh? Alco--holic? (The term makes his mouth water. It has only been a little while, but you know no beer and no TV makes Snake extremely edgy and irritable. You can hardly tell, though, for he is almost always moody, and grouchy. His head darts from side to side, and then he releases Raiden and pushes past the crowd)
Raiden: (gets up slowly, brushing the dirt off his Skull Suit) ...Whoa. That was too close for comfort.
(A large groan comes from the crowd)
Mei Ling: (shrugs) No winner. All well.
Rose: Are you all right? (runs up to her supposed "boyfriend", and hugs him)
Raiden: Mmmmm...? (his mind is sluggish after the tremendous blow)
Rose: Are you all right? (she repeats)
Raiden: Okay?... (Thinks: Something was said!) (puts the words together in his dazed mind) Ah, yes...
Rose: Why does it take you so long to answer?
Raiden: ....................(a minute later) No reason, why?
Rose: Oh, okay. (smiles) Let's head over to the tent, and grab some lunch?
Raiden: (rubs his head) 'Kay.
Rose: Jack and I are going back to the tent!
Raiden: (Although unwilling to be around Rosemary, he trudges with her. His stomach has been neglected for a long time, and he wishes to eat something. ) (NOTE: The b**** is good for something! LOL ^^)
Jeff: BUT---!
Snake: (has finally discovered that no beer is around, but he is too lazy to chase Raiden, so he shrugs) I'm gonna go now. (scratches his butt, and then remembers he has been shot) Meh. I'm tired.
Mei Ling: Me too.
Jeff: BUT---! (waves his arms frantically to catch attention)
Emma and Otacon: Bye! (flee the scene)
Vamp: I will also...go...and....do something...(slinks away)
(Fatman, Solidus and Ocelot are long gone)
Jeff: (is left all alone) Aw great. Just great. (grinds his teeth and pulls out a megaphone) Meet me at the pit at 7:30 PM! You have 10 hours! (turns off the megaphone) God, what have I done to deserve this disobedient, obnoxious bunch...?! (crumples into a heap on the "sand", and begins to bawl) The producers are gonna have my legs broke!
(Raiden: Ick, a mosquito...(It lands on his arm)
Snake: Where? Wait, found it! Right THERE! (slaps Raiden's face)
Raiden: Hey! (rubs his sore face ruefully) You missed it and hit me instead!
Snake: (jumps back, fear on his face) There was a real mosquito?!)