(Everyone's back at their designated tents, enjoying themselves and trying
to pass time)
(Let's visit our favourite blond guy, and his hilarious, obnoxious follower!)
Rose: (digs in her little pack from her back) Here Jack, you like bread?
Raiden: Well, only if there's something on it.
Rose: (in an agitated tone) Picky, aren't you?
Raiden: N-no, I just...
Rose: How do you expect to live in this place, if you're so PICKY?
Raiden: (helplessly) I'm not—
Rose: (persists) --And please, for once, think about me!!! You're so selfish, doing everything for your benefit!!
Raiden: (Thinks: Wow, the word "benefit" is the first sophisticated word she's ever mentioned. ) Yeah, Rose, whatever you say.
Rose: Eat up, Jackie Jack! I have oranges...apples...(pulls more from her pack)
Raiden: (Thinks: Please don't call me that.) (You know, he won't hurt someone's feelings unless it's really bothering him.) ... (grabs an apple, and bites it hungrily, chewing slowly and with a closed mouth)
Rose: (whines) I said THAT was mine!
Raiden: No you didn't...(a thin trickle of some of the apple's juice runs down his mouth, and he wipes it away politely)
Rose: (protests) I did!
Raiden: Whatever...(tosses it to her)
Rose: You bit in it!
Raiden: (Thinks: Look who's picky...) Well, you never told me it was yours when I picked it up!
Rose: You could have figured!
Raiden: (grits his teeth, and closes his eyes, muttering to himself, and then sighs)
Rose: I thought you were hungry!
Raiden: (he speaks through his teeth, trying to keep his temper) I AM.
Rose: Then why don't you eat, silly?
Raiden: I was...
Rose: (she seems confused) What? I can't hear you..
Raiden: (clears his throat, and raises his voice slightly) I WAS!
Rose: (covers her ears as though to protect them) You don't have to shout, I'm not deaf!
Raiden: ... (feels like he's going to go insane)
Rose: Oh Jack, listen to me! I have this funny story!
Raiden: ........ (sweat runs down his face, and his eyes become bloodshot) (Thinks: I don't...CARE!)
Rose: Jack? Listen...(pouts, pretending to cry) Jaaaaaaaaack...
Raiden: ........... (closes his eyes, trying hard to ignore her) (sticks his fingers in his ears, whistling)
Rose: (bounces around) Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack!!
Raiden: (his eyebrow twitches, and he grinds his teeth. He screams loudly in her face) SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: (sticks his head in) Will you two SHUT UP!?!?! I'm trying to...(sees the food) GRUB! (shoves pieces desperately in his pockets)
Raiden: (gets up angrily) That's our food!
Snake: Correction...that WAS your food. (puffs out his chest proudly, after making a remark so "intelligent" on his standards) You see, when it comes to rationing, the trick, kid, is to take little bites. (begins to nibble tiny bits, and then ravenously gorges down the food)
Raiden: ACK! Not the food?!? (pulls Snake back by the arms) Fight it, Snake!!
Snake: (snivels) Fatman took it all...ALL!!!
Rose: (is hard of hearing) Batman?
Raiden: He said "Fatman". -.-
Rose: (Snake struggles to reach a tantalizing dessert) I'll put this bit of cake where it won't tempt him!
Snake: (leans foreword and grabs the slice in his mouth) Temptation's gone. (burps rudely)
Raiden: -.-
Rose: Oh my... O_O"
Snake: (suddenly looks clearly sick) Kid, make way...
Raiden: ?
Snake: (breaks through Raiden's grip, and throws up just outside their tent) ......O.o
Raiden: SNAKE?!?!
Snake: (sees the mess he's made, and he slowly walks off innocently)
Rose: Well wasn't that nice...(has her hands on her hips)
Raiden: (lies down) Man, I'm so hungry...
Rose: I have nothing left. (shrugs)
Raiden: -.- Nothing's gone right with you. Why couldn't you have just left the island?
Rose: (is filing her nails, not really listening) You said something?
Raiden: Nope. Nothing as usual. Just a quiet little blond boy that has everything bad happen to him.
Rose: (glances at him) Which blond boy?
Raiden: (rolls his eyes at her stupidity) ...
Rose: (looks at Raiden as though he's the one being rude) You're distant today...
Raiden: (mumbles) How would YOU tell, or why would YOU care? -.-
Rose: But you're soooooooooo romantic...(she blinks a few times, flashing a smile that scares him. A smile too sweet for his liking.)
Raiden: (Thinks: That was freaky...) (backs up)
Rose: C'mon....
Raiden: C'mon what?
Rose: Don't be silly...
Raiden: What do you want me to do?
Rose: You know...
Raiden: I don't.
Rose: Really?
Raiden: Seriously.
Rose: (puckers up) ...! (
Raiden: STAY AWAY! (makes the sign of the cross)
Rose: (a devilish grin widens on her face) You like it don't you?
Raiden: What?
Rose: This! (kisses him on the lips)
Raiden: Mmmmmffffff... (after 30 seconds pass, he stares at his watch, his eyes growing wider, as she continues to kiss. He waves his arms to feebly draw attention to other tribe members possible outside, and hopefully end the torture) (Thinks: Caught off-guard! Under attack! Must...break free...) (in a final attempt, he pushes her face away, and quickly dashes out the tent)
Rose: Jack! Come back!! (is smiling) I think he liked it...
(Emma and Otacon are building a Gundam Model, as Raiden suddenly rips open the cover, panting hard, looking very afraid)
Raiden: Long story...please...let me in....for the love of god, let me IN!!!!
(Much more stuff to come! Stick along, 'cuz this thing isn't going to end soon! ^^)
(Let's visit our favourite blond guy, and his hilarious, obnoxious follower!)
Rose: (digs in her little pack from her back) Here Jack, you like bread?
Raiden: Well, only if there's something on it.
Rose: (in an agitated tone) Picky, aren't you?
Raiden: N-no, I just...
Rose: How do you expect to live in this place, if you're so PICKY?
Raiden: (helplessly) I'm not—
Rose: (persists) --And please, for once, think about me!!! You're so selfish, doing everything for your benefit!!
Raiden: (Thinks: Wow, the word "benefit" is the first sophisticated word she's ever mentioned. ) Yeah, Rose, whatever you say.
Rose: Eat up, Jackie Jack! I have oranges...apples...(pulls more from her pack)
Raiden: (Thinks: Please don't call me that.) (You know, he won't hurt someone's feelings unless it's really bothering him.) ... (grabs an apple, and bites it hungrily, chewing slowly and with a closed mouth)
Rose: (whines) I said THAT was mine!
Raiden: No you didn't...(a thin trickle of some of the apple's juice runs down his mouth, and he wipes it away politely)
Rose: (protests) I did!
Raiden: Whatever...(tosses it to her)
Rose: You bit in it!
Raiden: (Thinks: Look who's picky...) Well, you never told me it was yours when I picked it up!
Rose: You could have figured!
Raiden: (grits his teeth, and closes his eyes, muttering to himself, and then sighs)
Rose: I thought you were hungry!
Raiden: (he speaks through his teeth, trying to keep his temper) I AM.
Rose: Then why don't you eat, silly?
Raiden: I was...
Rose: (she seems confused) What? I can't hear you..
Raiden: (clears his throat, and raises his voice slightly) I WAS!
Rose: (covers her ears as though to protect them) You don't have to shout, I'm not deaf!
Raiden: ... (feels like he's going to go insane)
Rose: Oh Jack, listen to me! I have this funny story!
Raiden: ........ (sweat runs down his face, and his eyes become bloodshot) (Thinks: I don't...CARE!)
Rose: Jack? Listen...(pouts, pretending to cry) Jaaaaaaaaack...
Raiden: ........... (closes his eyes, trying hard to ignore her) (sticks his fingers in his ears, whistling)
Rose: (bounces around) Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack!!
Raiden: (his eyebrow twitches, and he grinds his teeth. He screams loudly in her face) SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: (sticks his head in) Will you two SHUT UP!?!?! I'm trying to...(sees the food) GRUB! (shoves pieces desperately in his pockets)
Raiden: (gets up angrily) That's our food!
Snake: Correction...that WAS your food. (puffs out his chest proudly, after making a remark so "intelligent" on his standards) You see, when it comes to rationing, the trick, kid, is to take little bites. (begins to nibble tiny bits, and then ravenously gorges down the food)
Raiden: ACK! Not the food?!? (pulls Snake back by the arms) Fight it, Snake!!
Snake: (snivels) Fatman took it all...ALL!!!
Rose: (is hard of hearing) Batman?
Raiden: He said "Fatman". -.-
Rose: (Snake struggles to reach a tantalizing dessert) I'll put this bit of cake where it won't tempt him!
Snake: (leans foreword and grabs the slice in his mouth) Temptation's gone. (burps rudely)
Raiden: -.-
Rose: Oh my... O_O"
Snake: (suddenly looks clearly sick) Kid, make way...
Raiden: ?
Snake: (breaks through Raiden's grip, and throws up just outside their tent) ......O.o
Raiden: SNAKE?!?!
Snake: (sees the mess he's made, and he slowly walks off innocently)
Rose: Well wasn't that nice...(has her hands on her hips)
Raiden: (lies down) Man, I'm so hungry...
Rose: I have nothing left. (shrugs)
Raiden: -.- Nothing's gone right with you. Why couldn't you have just left the island?
Rose: (is filing her nails, not really listening) You said something?
Raiden: Nope. Nothing as usual. Just a quiet little blond boy that has everything bad happen to him.
Rose: (glances at him) Which blond boy?
Raiden: (rolls his eyes at her stupidity) ...
Rose: (looks at Raiden as though he's the one being rude) You're distant today...
Raiden: (mumbles) How would YOU tell, or why would YOU care? -.-
Rose: But you're soooooooooo romantic...(she blinks a few times, flashing a smile that scares him. A smile too sweet for his liking.)
Raiden: (Thinks: That was freaky...) (backs up)
Rose: C'mon....
Raiden: C'mon what?
Rose: Don't be silly...
Raiden: What do you want me to do?
Rose: You know...
Raiden: I don't.
Rose: Really?
Raiden: Seriously.
Rose: (puckers up) ...! (
Raiden: STAY AWAY! (makes the sign of the cross)
Rose: (a devilish grin widens on her face) You like it don't you?
Raiden: What?
Rose: This! (kisses him on the lips)
Raiden: Mmmmmffffff... (after 30 seconds pass, he stares at his watch, his eyes growing wider, as she continues to kiss. He waves his arms to feebly draw attention to other tribe members possible outside, and hopefully end the torture) (Thinks: Caught off-guard! Under attack! Must...break free...) (in a final attempt, he pushes her face away, and quickly dashes out the tent)
Rose: Jack! Come back!! (is smiling) I think he liked it...
(Emma and Otacon are building a Gundam Model, as Raiden suddenly rips open the cover, panting hard, looking very afraid)
Raiden: Long story...please...let me in....for the love of god, let me IN!!!!
(Much more stuff to come! Stick along, 'cuz this thing isn't going to end soon! ^^)