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Note- I'm really bored...so, I wrote this... each chapter will have about 4 entrees.
The Diary of Frodo Baggins
Chapter 1
Date unknown--
I hope Bilbo has a nice voyage. I always thought he was little batty, so I'm happy he left. I get the place to myself! Paarrtaay!!!!!! Is that gardener, Samwise Gamgee stalking me? He is always watching me, what a queer!
Date unknown--
Why is Gandolf here? Why won't he ever die? He should be like 4 billion years old! Besides, why didn't he die when I set off all those fireworks when he was standing by them. That was like 200 pounds of explosives. He needs to wash his beard...mabey if we play cards tonight and he wins, I'll buy him a bar of soap!!
Date unknown--( once more!!)
As you have noticed I don't write dates. Nothing interesting to talk about. Except Rose Gamgee had like the 15th child. Mabey Sam is straight in the head...or mabey not...
No date--
Damn Bilbo, damn Gandolf, and double damn this ring! Damn the person who made it, and damn me to being relation to Bilbo! Damn Damn Damn!! Damn my dad for marring my mother, and her letting him touch her!! Damn this very day! Why the heck can't Gandolf take the ring? If can't take it, I sure as hell can't!
No date--
I'm leaving sometime in the near future. And, my luck, I got stuck with Sam...why does he get into EVERYTHING??????? Oh shit!! I'm going to go on a near death mission a virgin!! Got ot get laid before I leave!
August 14--
I'm leaving soon. Too soon for comfort. There is this new girl in town, boy, she is a fox! Hold on...SAM, GO AWAY!!!--sorry. He is a strange, strange person. Mabey he was dropped on his head as a kid. Or it could be he was born that way. Oh the possibilities...
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You like it? As I said, I was mojorly bord, and I have had pop...Yes, I know that people don't write or let alone talk like that in middle-earth. It is suppost to be funny people!! ;P
Cleo
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Note- I'm really bored...so, I wrote this... each chapter will have about 4 entrees.
The Diary of Frodo Baggins
Chapter 1
Date unknown--
I hope Bilbo has a nice voyage. I always thought he was little batty, so I'm happy he left. I get the place to myself! Paarrtaay!!!!!! Is that gardener, Samwise Gamgee stalking me? He is always watching me, what a queer!
Date unknown--
Why is Gandolf here? Why won't he ever die? He should be like 4 billion years old! Besides, why didn't he die when I set off all those fireworks when he was standing by them. That was like 200 pounds of explosives. He needs to wash his beard...mabey if we play cards tonight and he wins, I'll buy him a bar of soap!!
Date unknown--( once more!!)
As you have noticed I don't write dates. Nothing interesting to talk about. Except Rose Gamgee had like the 15th child. Mabey Sam is straight in the head...or mabey not...
No date--
Damn Bilbo, damn Gandolf, and double damn this ring! Damn the person who made it, and damn me to being relation to Bilbo! Damn Damn Damn!! Damn my dad for marring my mother, and her letting him touch her!! Damn this very day! Why the heck can't Gandolf take the ring? If can't take it, I sure as hell can't!
No date--
I'm leaving sometime in the near future. And, my luck, I got stuck with Sam...why does he get into EVERYTHING??????? Oh shit!! I'm going to go on a near death mission a virgin!! Got ot get laid before I leave!
August 14--
I'm leaving soon. Too soon for comfort. There is this new girl in town, boy, she is a fox! Hold on...SAM, GO AWAY!!!--sorry. He is a strange, strange person. Mabey he was dropped on his head as a kid. Or it could be he was born that way. Oh the possibilities...
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You like it? As I said, I was mojorly bord, and I have had pop...Yes, I know that people don't write or let alone talk like that in middle-earth. It is suppost to be funny people!! ;P
Cleo
XXX