The Diary of Frodo Baggins
Chapter 2
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We have set off, and it is the most boring thing I have done. I think that Sam is watching me sleep, because when I wake up I find him watching me. What a creep.
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Sam and I have met up with Merry and Pippin. They are hobbits too, and they are cousins. I personally think they are gay together. That's nasty and major incest. Pippin kept trying to convince me I was too tired to give myself a bath. Strange.
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We are being chased by big people on big black horses. We hid in a bar, and it was pretty nice, but it wasn't a strip club. I heard it was a strip club, but its not. Damn! Oh, great, those big people are dead. Or were they alive? Oh, who cares, they chase us. I put on the stupid ring to get away from the Aragon guy, he told me to call him Strider. He would not stop trying to hold my hand. I had to get away. He totally turned me off…especially with his stench…maybe that is why no one was sitting by him. While I had the ring on I cave Sam a hug wedgie. I couldn't resist. Hehe…
Same Night-
Strider invited us to sleep in his room to 'hide'. Merry and Pippin agreed really quickly.
Next Day-
While leaving Bree, Sam got a horse. Here I am the ring bearer and Sam gets a horse. Not fair! On the way, someone grabbed my butt. I think it was Strider because when I looked at him he started to giggle madly. Strange.
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Strider cannot cook worth shit; I think he will be the death of me and his special food. He got it out of a book called, "How to make small hobbits, which are carrying the ring that will soon and most likely cause mass destruction, excited." I think it really looked like shit. I think the book had a picture of me on the front…do you think the books was made about me?
Well, I hope you like it. I think it sucks. I can't think of anything!!! I have major writers block! If you have any suggestions, e-mail me at elflover_06@hotmail.com or (duh!) review!!! Please please review to help me!
CLEO