Disclaimer- With a heavy heart, I don't own Gundam Wing or any of its
characters. But Jade, Shimi, Celina, and Rein are my characters that I made
up all by myself. And if you don't like them, then too bad. I felt like
adding them to make this stupid story even more interesting, so there. Now,
that is all out of the way we can continue with my stupid lil' fic!
Author's ranting- Okies this is a really strange fic that is a result of complete and utter boredom one night and I decided to post it here. If it's stupid and you hate it I really do NOT want to hear about it. I will gladly accept phone numbers and other stuff like that. Words of encouragement are welcome too!
Chia and Trunks I dedicate this fic to you two because I just feel like doin' that! Aren't I nice? Yes. I. Am! I do not want green eggs and ham! * starts humming the Bob the Builder theme song *
Things that are kinda important-
"Speech"
Thought
(Author's notes)
Now, on with the fic!
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Eggs on a Side Walk
*Sizzle…sizzle…sizzle*
The heat outside radiated off of the sidewalk out side Quatre's mansion. The occupants where suffering from the loss of air conditioning. Jade has cleared out the entire contents of the refrigerator and stuck her butt inside it and is only in her underwear and one of Duo's tank tops. "God, I can't take this heat!!!! Uhhh… Duo, are you ok?" Jade asked in an exasperated tone.
Duo is sprawled out and has his forehead and bare chest stuck to the cool metal of the kitchen table and has a tub of ice cream in his boxers (mmmm… ice cream) . Duo lifted his face off of the table and looked at Jade poorly, "I've… had better…"
Jade gets up and looks out the window at Shimi who is staring at the sidewalk in a bikini top and a pair of denim shorts. What the hell is she doin'?
Shimi quickly pulls out an egg, cracks it, and watches it cook with a childlike fascination.
Jade slaps her forehead. Out of all the things!
Shimi dances around the egg excitedly, chanting, and making strange advances towards the cooking egg. "It worked, it worked, AND it worked!!!!"
Duo is also watching Shimi's display. "Her brain has been fried."
"Afraid so…" Jade sighed, shaking her head.
Celina walks in looking rather irritated. "What is that baka doing?" Celina asked with a scowl on her face.
Jade looked pitifully out the window again. "Frying her brain likes an egg. I have already tried to make her come inside, but she won't come. I'll have to have Quatre do it, Shimi'll listen to him."
"I say let her fry. We'd all be better off." Celina suggested, glaring at Shimi who is still dancing around the egg.
"That's mean Celina! I'm gonna get Quatre, Rein, and Trowa up." Jade said walking out of the kitchen into the living room.
Celina shrugs, "Whatever."
Jade finds Rein sleeping on the couch.
God…this is too easy. Jade thought to herself, laughing evilly. Once looming over her Jade screamed in to Rein's ear. "BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WAKE UUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!"
Rein shoots up screaming bloody murder. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT THE-!?!?!?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY EAR YOU CRAZY BITCH?!?!?!
Trowa comes down the stairs with a dazed look in his eyes due to all the screaming that Rein had done. "Rein, what's the matter?"
Rein points to the nuisance that is laughing hysterically next to her. "That!"
* Splat… splat… crack… splat…CRACK *
Trowa, Rein, and Jade look up. "What was that?" Trowa asked drawing his attention to the spot on the ceiling where the noise came from.
Rein and Jade also look in the direction in which Trowa is looking in. "I don't know." Jade and Rein said in unison.
~*~*~upstairs~*~*~
* Splat…crack…splat…SPLAT *
Quatre wakes up with a start. "What in the world?!"
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Ok, what did ya all think? Was it, good, great, or did it suck beyond believe? I would really like to know, but please be nice about it. I don't want you to bruise my ego even more than it already has been. I know it's short, but
I left off here because I am tiered of writing at this time, but if I get 10 reviews I'll post more. Hopefully it will be better. * Crosses fingers * Please be better, please be better! And remember to tip your waiters (or waitresses)! Ja ne! ^_^
Author's ranting- Okies this is a really strange fic that is a result of complete and utter boredom one night and I decided to post it here. If it's stupid and you hate it I really do NOT want to hear about it. I will gladly accept phone numbers and other stuff like that. Words of encouragement are welcome too!
Chia and Trunks I dedicate this fic to you two because I just feel like doin' that! Aren't I nice? Yes. I. Am! I do not want green eggs and ham! * starts humming the Bob the Builder theme song *
Things that are kinda important-
"Speech"
Thought
(Author's notes)
Now, on with the fic!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Eggs on a Side Walk
*Sizzle…sizzle…sizzle*
The heat outside radiated off of the sidewalk out side Quatre's mansion. The occupants where suffering from the loss of air conditioning. Jade has cleared out the entire contents of the refrigerator and stuck her butt inside it and is only in her underwear and one of Duo's tank tops. "God, I can't take this heat!!!! Uhhh… Duo, are you ok?" Jade asked in an exasperated tone.
Duo is sprawled out and has his forehead and bare chest stuck to the cool metal of the kitchen table and has a tub of ice cream in his boxers (mmmm… ice cream) . Duo lifted his face off of the table and looked at Jade poorly, "I've… had better…"
Jade gets up and looks out the window at Shimi who is staring at the sidewalk in a bikini top and a pair of denim shorts. What the hell is she doin'?
Shimi quickly pulls out an egg, cracks it, and watches it cook with a childlike fascination.
Jade slaps her forehead. Out of all the things!
Shimi dances around the egg excitedly, chanting, and making strange advances towards the cooking egg. "It worked, it worked, AND it worked!!!!"
Duo is also watching Shimi's display. "Her brain has been fried."
"Afraid so…" Jade sighed, shaking her head.
Celina walks in looking rather irritated. "What is that baka doing?" Celina asked with a scowl on her face.
Jade looked pitifully out the window again. "Frying her brain likes an egg. I have already tried to make her come inside, but she won't come. I'll have to have Quatre do it, Shimi'll listen to him."
"I say let her fry. We'd all be better off." Celina suggested, glaring at Shimi who is still dancing around the egg.
"That's mean Celina! I'm gonna get Quatre, Rein, and Trowa up." Jade said walking out of the kitchen into the living room.
Celina shrugs, "Whatever."
Jade finds Rein sleeping on the couch.
God…this is too easy. Jade thought to herself, laughing evilly. Once looming over her Jade screamed in to Rein's ear. "BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WAKE UUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!"
Rein shoots up screaming bloody murder. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT THE-!?!?!?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY EAR YOU CRAZY BITCH?!?!?!
Trowa comes down the stairs with a dazed look in his eyes due to all the screaming that Rein had done. "Rein, what's the matter?"
Rein points to the nuisance that is laughing hysterically next to her. "That!"
* Splat… splat… crack… splat…CRACK *
Trowa, Rein, and Jade look up. "What was that?" Trowa asked drawing his attention to the spot on the ceiling where the noise came from.
Rein and Jade also look in the direction in which Trowa is looking in. "I don't know." Jade and Rein said in unison.
~*~*~upstairs~*~*~
* Splat…crack…splat…SPLAT *
Quatre wakes up with a start. "What in the world?!"
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Ok, what did ya all think? Was it, good, great, or did it suck beyond believe? I would really like to know, but please be nice about it. I don't want you to bruise my ego even more than it already has been. I know it's short, but
I left off here because I am tiered of writing at this time, but if I get 10 reviews I'll post more. Hopefully it will be better. * Crosses fingers * Please be better, please be better! And remember to tip your waiters (or waitresses)! Ja ne! ^_^