Disclaimer- I don't own Gundam Wing or any of its characters, because if I
did, my Spring Break would be spent thinking up a new season for Gundam
Wing (with all new characters!)! But I don't, so that dream can go down the
toilet. Nooooooo, I wanna own the Gundam Universe!!! T_T Oh well, in my
dreams I can. And don't forget that Jade, Shimi, Celina, and Rein are my
characters! I made them up all by myself, so that makes them mine!! Ne!
Author's Ranting- Ok, the second part of this lame fic is up! For such a simple fic, it's taking me a lot of time to write. I wonder why. Probably because I write at 9:00 at night. It doesn't matter anyways, so why do I bother? Oh well.
Alright, on with the fic!
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Eggs Cooking on Windows?
~*~*~From outside~*~*~
"WAKIE!!! WAKIE!!!" Shimi cooed with a wide grin on her face.
Quatre walks to his widow and opens it because he can't see through all the egg goop now covering it. He looks out to see Shimi staring up at him with a fascinated look on her face. "Umm, Shimi, what are you doing?"
Shimi's grin gets even wider, "I wanted you to see the egg I cooked on the sidewalk; I was also wondering if an egg would cook on a window (can eggs really cook on windows?). Since your window was closest…"
"I understand, it's alright." Quatre reassured her.
Shimi plops down on the ground, sprawls out on the grass, and closes her eyes.
"Shimi, are you ok?" Quatre asked with look of concern etched across his face. (Etch-A-Sketch!)
Shimi's eyes snap open and she jumps up. "Quatre, which window is Wufei's?"
Quatre expression changed from concerned to even more concerned. "Umm, the first one on the left."
"Arigato, Quatre you have just made my day!!!" Shimi giggles, grabs the remaining eggs, and marches purposely in the direction of Wufei's window.
"I know what's going to happen now." Quatre sighs, quickly grabs some shorts and a t-shirt, and runs downstairs to warn the other inhabitants of the house that they where going to have one really pissed off Wufei to worry about. Only to find Jade sitting on Rein's stomach, with Trowa watching them yell at each other about something. When he walked into the kitchen and found Duo, with his body sweat super-glued to the table, he sighed.
~*~*~from upstairs~*~*~
* Cracks…splat … CRACK…SPLAT...CRACK… CRACK *
The sound of inaudible swearing, giggling, and a lot of banging can be heard. Celina smirks and walks upstairs to wake Heero.
"Celina are you nuts?! You are gonna go up there with Wufei? You're gonna regret it!" Jade warned, wagging a finger in Celina's direction.
Celina keeps walking, ignoring Jade's warnings.
"What the hell woman?! Why are you not keeping that… that… little imp under control!?" Wufei shouted with his head half way out of his doorway.
Celina still keeps on walking towards her and Heero's room. Wufei starts cussing extremely badly in Chinese.
"Calm down Wufei or you'll join Shimi, Jade, Duo, and Megumi in their baka club." Celina warned, not looking once at Wufei. Celina walks into the room Heero and herself share. This causes more Chinese cussing from Wufei. Celina slams the door to the room, walks over to their bed which Heero's sleeping quite peacefully in, and pulls out a water bottle. "Bonsai," Celina whispers, unscrewing the lid and starts pouring it on Heero's face.
This makes Heero wake with a start, "holy shit!!"
Celina giggles evilly at the sight of Heero's wet state, "you better get dressed Heero."
Heero stares blankly in front of him, like he's lost in a world of his own.
Celina splashes the few remaining drops of water in his face. "Hhheeeelllllooooo, Heero, snap out of it!"
"Hn, sorry…" Heero gets out of bed and pulls on a pair of boxers from his dresser, "what about you? You are in black pants."
Celina looks down at her outfit which consists of a purple tank top and black leather pants. "What can I say, it's my color."
Heero smirks and pulls out a light pink bikini swimsuit out of the dresser. "I'll give you $50 if you wear this all day."
Celina stares at the pink bikini with a disgusted look on her face. "Not all the money in the world could make me wear that!"
Heero's smirk then changed into a sideways grin which almost reached his ear. "Well then, I guess I'll start sleeping in Jade's room, I'm sure Duo won't mind."
Without a word, Celina grabs the bikini and starts to change as quickly as possible.
~*~*~slight distance outside~*~*~
* Splat!!! Crash!! Crack!!! Boom!!! Pop!!! Splat!!! *
Celina walks outside the back way with Heero smirking right behind her. Shimi pauses seeing Celina in a pink bathing suit and in mid throw of an egg her eyes bug out.
"What on Earth did you do with Celina you sicko?!?!" Shimi asked, her big, grey eyes becoming even wider.
Celina glares and grits her teeth, "Look, Heero's paying me to wear this all day; this isn't quite my favorite color either, so don't start with me."
"Soooo, Heero's paying you for stuff now?" Shimi asked giving Celina a leer. Shimi opens her mouth to say something else, but thinks better of it.
Celina's eyes narrow and become even darker shade of purple than they normally are. "A wise decision, Shimi."
Shimi stares at Celina with a quizzical look on her face. "Is that a compliment?"
Celina's smile turns to a twisted grin, "I guess you could call it that."
Shimi's once quizzical look becomes one of a four year old child, "Ok!" Shimi bounces into the house to get more eggs. Wufei is in the living room yelling at Jade and Rein for yelling at each other. Quatre is sitting at the kitchen table with Duo, who is still sweat super glued to the table.
"Shimi, thank god Wufei didn't kill you!" Jade said, completely forgetting about Wufei and his yelling. Jade follows Shimi into the kitchen and latches herself onto Duo. "Duo!!! Wu-chan was being a meanie! He yelled at me and Rein!!!" Jade whined, tugging on Duo's arm.
Duo looks up from the table and stares at Jade lamely, "I…I… like eggs."
Shimi's ears perk up and she looks up from the cabinet were Jade had put the eggs. "Eggs… eggs… did Duo just say he liked eggs?"
Jade looks at Shimi strangely. "Yes, Shimi I believe he did."
Shimi gets a crazy look in her eyes. "I. Can. Fix. Him. An. Egg. Right. Now." Shimi said in a spaced out baby voice that chilled Quatre, Jade, and Duo to the bone.
"Umm… ok Shimi, you do that," Jade said grabbing Duo and Quatre and walking slowly out of the kitchen. To where Rein, Trowa, and Wufei were. Once they were out of the kitchen and in the living room they where confronted with a very angry looking Wufei.
"Uhhh…hello Wu-chan, how may I help you?" Jade asked pulling Duo up further so he would fall to the floor in a lifeless heap, like he would be if she wasn't holding him up at that moment.
"Well, for starters you could have that unrepentive vixen clean my windows, which she dirtied with her unjust eggs!" Wufei demanded, pointing just beyond Jade's head into the kitchen where Shimi was supposed to be. "Where did she go?" Wufei asked with a blank expression across his face.
"What? She's not in the kitchen?" Jade asked turning around, only to see that the door that led to the outside was open and all of the eggs were gone…
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Dun dun dun! Where did Shimi go? Maybe we'll never know! (Hey, hey that rhymed!) You'll find out once I post more, but I won't unless I get more reviews! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Evil author I am!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, cough, hack, wheeze * Yeah well, please R+R me! I will be very grateful! Yes, yes, yes very grateful! * goes cross eyed from all of the candy she has eaten * Whoa! How did I manage that?! I need a doctor!! Ack!! Ja…ne… * passes out still cross eyed *
Author's Ranting- Ok, the second part of this lame fic is up! For such a simple fic, it's taking me a lot of time to write. I wonder why. Probably because I write at 9:00 at night. It doesn't matter anyways, so why do I bother? Oh well.
Alright, on with the fic!
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Eggs Cooking on Windows?
~*~*~From outside~*~*~
"WAKIE!!! WAKIE!!!" Shimi cooed with a wide grin on her face.
Quatre walks to his widow and opens it because he can't see through all the egg goop now covering it. He looks out to see Shimi staring up at him with a fascinated look on her face. "Umm, Shimi, what are you doing?"
Shimi's grin gets even wider, "I wanted you to see the egg I cooked on the sidewalk; I was also wondering if an egg would cook on a window (can eggs really cook on windows?). Since your window was closest…"
"I understand, it's alright." Quatre reassured her.
Shimi plops down on the ground, sprawls out on the grass, and closes her eyes.
"Shimi, are you ok?" Quatre asked with look of concern etched across his face. (Etch-A-Sketch!)
Shimi's eyes snap open and she jumps up. "Quatre, which window is Wufei's?"
Quatre expression changed from concerned to even more concerned. "Umm, the first one on the left."
"Arigato, Quatre you have just made my day!!!" Shimi giggles, grabs the remaining eggs, and marches purposely in the direction of Wufei's window.
"I know what's going to happen now." Quatre sighs, quickly grabs some shorts and a t-shirt, and runs downstairs to warn the other inhabitants of the house that they where going to have one really pissed off Wufei to worry about. Only to find Jade sitting on Rein's stomach, with Trowa watching them yell at each other about something. When he walked into the kitchen and found Duo, with his body sweat super-glued to the table, he sighed.
~*~*~from upstairs~*~*~
* Cracks…splat … CRACK…SPLAT...CRACK… CRACK *
The sound of inaudible swearing, giggling, and a lot of banging can be heard. Celina smirks and walks upstairs to wake Heero.
"Celina are you nuts?! You are gonna go up there with Wufei? You're gonna regret it!" Jade warned, wagging a finger in Celina's direction.
Celina keeps walking, ignoring Jade's warnings.
"What the hell woman?! Why are you not keeping that… that… little imp under control!?" Wufei shouted with his head half way out of his doorway.
Celina still keeps on walking towards her and Heero's room. Wufei starts cussing extremely badly in Chinese.
"Calm down Wufei or you'll join Shimi, Jade, Duo, and Megumi in their baka club." Celina warned, not looking once at Wufei. Celina walks into the room Heero and herself share. This causes more Chinese cussing from Wufei. Celina slams the door to the room, walks over to their bed which Heero's sleeping quite peacefully in, and pulls out a water bottle. "Bonsai," Celina whispers, unscrewing the lid and starts pouring it on Heero's face.
This makes Heero wake with a start, "holy shit!!"
Celina giggles evilly at the sight of Heero's wet state, "you better get dressed Heero."
Heero stares blankly in front of him, like he's lost in a world of his own.
Celina splashes the few remaining drops of water in his face. "Hhheeeelllllooooo, Heero, snap out of it!"
"Hn, sorry…" Heero gets out of bed and pulls on a pair of boxers from his dresser, "what about you? You are in black pants."
Celina looks down at her outfit which consists of a purple tank top and black leather pants. "What can I say, it's my color."
Heero smirks and pulls out a light pink bikini swimsuit out of the dresser. "I'll give you $50 if you wear this all day."
Celina stares at the pink bikini with a disgusted look on her face. "Not all the money in the world could make me wear that!"
Heero's smirk then changed into a sideways grin which almost reached his ear. "Well then, I guess I'll start sleeping in Jade's room, I'm sure Duo won't mind."
Without a word, Celina grabs the bikini and starts to change as quickly as possible.
~*~*~slight distance outside~*~*~
* Splat!!! Crash!! Crack!!! Boom!!! Pop!!! Splat!!! *
Celina walks outside the back way with Heero smirking right behind her. Shimi pauses seeing Celina in a pink bathing suit and in mid throw of an egg her eyes bug out.
"What on Earth did you do with Celina you sicko?!?!" Shimi asked, her big, grey eyes becoming even wider.
Celina glares and grits her teeth, "Look, Heero's paying me to wear this all day; this isn't quite my favorite color either, so don't start with me."
"Soooo, Heero's paying you for stuff now?" Shimi asked giving Celina a leer. Shimi opens her mouth to say something else, but thinks better of it.
Celina's eyes narrow and become even darker shade of purple than they normally are. "A wise decision, Shimi."
Shimi stares at Celina with a quizzical look on her face. "Is that a compliment?"
Celina's smile turns to a twisted grin, "I guess you could call it that."
Shimi's once quizzical look becomes one of a four year old child, "Ok!" Shimi bounces into the house to get more eggs. Wufei is in the living room yelling at Jade and Rein for yelling at each other. Quatre is sitting at the kitchen table with Duo, who is still sweat super glued to the table.
"Shimi, thank god Wufei didn't kill you!" Jade said, completely forgetting about Wufei and his yelling. Jade follows Shimi into the kitchen and latches herself onto Duo. "Duo!!! Wu-chan was being a meanie! He yelled at me and Rein!!!" Jade whined, tugging on Duo's arm.
Duo looks up from the table and stares at Jade lamely, "I…I… like eggs."
Shimi's ears perk up and she looks up from the cabinet were Jade had put the eggs. "Eggs… eggs… did Duo just say he liked eggs?"
Jade looks at Shimi strangely. "Yes, Shimi I believe he did."
Shimi gets a crazy look in her eyes. "I. Can. Fix. Him. An. Egg. Right. Now." Shimi said in a spaced out baby voice that chilled Quatre, Jade, and Duo to the bone.
"Umm… ok Shimi, you do that," Jade said grabbing Duo and Quatre and walking slowly out of the kitchen. To where Rein, Trowa, and Wufei were. Once they were out of the kitchen and in the living room they where confronted with a very angry looking Wufei.
"Uhhh…hello Wu-chan, how may I help you?" Jade asked pulling Duo up further so he would fall to the floor in a lifeless heap, like he would be if she wasn't holding him up at that moment.
"Well, for starters you could have that unrepentive vixen clean my windows, which she dirtied with her unjust eggs!" Wufei demanded, pointing just beyond Jade's head into the kitchen where Shimi was supposed to be. "Where did she go?" Wufei asked with a blank expression across his face.
"What? She's not in the kitchen?" Jade asked turning around, only to see that the door that led to the outside was open and all of the eggs were gone…
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Dun dun dun! Where did Shimi go? Maybe we'll never know! (Hey, hey that rhymed!) You'll find out once I post more, but I won't unless I get more reviews! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Evil author I am!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, cough, hack, wheeze * Yeah well, please R+R me! I will be very grateful! Yes, yes, yes very grateful! * goes cross eyed from all of the candy she has eaten * Whoa! How did I manage that?! I need a doctor!! Ack!! Ja…ne… * passes out still cross eyed *