THE G-BOYZ SURVEY

Disclaimer- I do not own Gundam Wing and if I did Heero and Duo would be MINE all MINE!!!!!!! but they're not *sniffles* so please don't sue me cuz I don't got ne money wutsoeva.but newayz read and enjoy da fic.

Me: Hello! and welcome to my interview wit da G-boys. Now lets meet da boys Heero?

Heero: *deathglare*Hn...........

Me: um......... ok Duo?

Duo: Hiya *waves non-stop*

Me: Ok Duo datz enough

Duo: awwwww *pouts*

Me: newayz..........Trowa?

Trowa: ............................................................................ ........……………………

Me: Trowa please say something *puppy face*

Trowa: Fine....Hello......

Me: Thank you*smiles*...............Quatre

1 Quatre: present

2 Me: you're supposed to say hello but its ok

Quatre:ok

Me: Wufei?

Wufei: Weak Onna!!!! why am I here? this is INJUSTICE!!!!!!

Me: you are here for reason and one reason only and dat is to answer this survey ok?

Wufei: *mutters*weak onna

Me: wut was dat?

Wufei: nothing

Me: newayz on to the survey. Question 1 this is for Heero. Heero, when are you ever going to kill dat bitch relena?

Heero: soon I hope *sighs*

Relena:HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs away*

Me: wut?!? how'd she get here?!? Quatre?

Quatre: wut?

Me: did you invite relena?!?

Quatre: yea why?

Me: well, one thing Heero and I hate her, second im going to end up killing' her, and third I might write a fic bout you and it wont be pretty

Quatre: im sorry *starts crying*

Me: oh well *pulls out a 9mm and shoots relena in da head*

Heero: thanks

Me: Next question: Quatre, wuts wit da pink shirts?

Quatre: try growing up wit 29 sisters and them making you wear pink all da time

Me: well cant you wear different colors now?

Quatre: I do

Me: Really?

Quatre: Yea

Me: *scratches head*How come I never see you wear 'em ?

Quatre: Well, um........I don't wear them a lot

Me: Next Question: Wufei, how come you're always ranting bout justice and

Nataku?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!! wut a stupid question? I will not answer a question from weak onnas!!!!!!

Me: If you will not answer the question then I'll have the chibis come and tickle you

Wufei: you wouldn't dare!!!!!

Me: wouldn't I? chibis!!!!!!

The Chibis: yes

Me: make 'im answer the question

Chibi Heero: Mission: Accepted

Chibi Duo: Sure

Chibi Trowa: ....……..*Chibi Duo smacks Chibi Trowa*..……….sure.......................

Chibi Wufei: sure

Chibi Quatre: no i don't think I should *goes ZERO* DIE!!!! Wufei *insane laugh*

Wufei: *thinking* Uh-oh

*The Chibis begin tickling Wufei non-stop*

Wufei: *laughing*I'll talk just get 'em to stop tickling me

Me: alright chibis you can stop*the chibis stop*

Wufei: I say Nataku because that is wut my wife called herself before she died. I say injustice to a lot of things because I'm a member of a clan that whose main ideas were justice and righteousness.

All except Wufei: 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

Me: Next question: Duo, wut do you have in your braid?

Duo: hmmmmm............lets see um............lock picks, um..............that's bout it

Me: ok next question: Trowa, Why are you always so silent?

Trowa: .....................*thinks*should I answer this? why not?*stops thinking* because i have a right to be silent just like people have a right to be noisy

Me: I never thought of that but wut if someone asked you a question and if you're silent no one would be able to tell wut you want or need

Trowa: ............................................................................ ......................

Me: ok i'll drop it. next question: this question had always appeared in my mind and I'm curious but wut is your favorite OZ mobile suit?

Heero: *deathglare* I'd say a Taurus because they put up more of a challenge

Duo: I don't know they're all the same

Trowa: ............. I'll have to agree with Duo

Quatre: same here

Wufei: I'll have to agree with Heero

Me: I'd say the black Taurus cuz its the coolest looking one *smiles*^_^

Heero: *rolls eyes*

Me: wut?

Heero: nothing

Me: did I miss something?

Duo: *shrugs* I don't think so

Me: o ok. Next question: why are you guys wearing the same outfits over and over again?

Heero: *deathglare* cuz I feel like it and I do wear other outfits*mutters*KISAMA

Duo: because they're comfortable

Trowa:...................................................................... ..........................

Quatre: *blushes* don't know. I never stopped to think about it

Wufei: I don't like wearing anything else

Me: 0o0o0o0o0o0o0 ok

Quatre: *yawns*

Duo: im bored

Me: ditto

Heero: is this survey done?

Me: yes *sighs* I cant think of any more questions

Trowa: didn't think of writing them down ahead of time

Me: uh no

Trowa: ......................................................... im leaving now bye*leaves*

Me: well I guess you guys can leave now

Heero: Thank you. Sayonara! *leaves*

Wufei: *leaves*

Me: *grabs Wufei by the shirt* aren't you going to say good-bye?

Wufei: fine! bye *leaves*

Quatre: *whistles*

Me: you can leave Quatre

Quatre: im in no hurry

Me: ok. Duo, you leaving?

Duo: yea bye *leaves*

Me: *yawns* im going to leave now byes*leaves*

Quatre: I guess I will too *leaves*

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Me: wutcha think of my 1st fic?

Wufei: it was boring and stupid!!!!

Me: I wasn't asking you I was asking da readers

Duo: it was interesting'!!!!

Me: now that you read the fic please review