**A/N: I liked that, didn't you?
I squealed. Then, in the words of someone very scary, I glomped Boromir. He looked at me funny. I shrugged and held on tighter, until he pushed me off a little, because he said he couldn't breathe. Maia sniggered. I glared at her. But then she had an idea. Aragorn looked startled. I knew why. Maia had glomped him as well. I laughed, as did Gimli, who I had barely noticed. But after Maia purred at him and started to try to look like a human again, he relaxed. I lay in Boromir's lap, looking quite pleased with myself. And (Boromir's self, but anyway . . . . .) I looked around , noticing the inquisitive looks the hobbits and company were giving us. I nudged Maia, then realized we were missing something. Hmmmmmmm, I wonder . . . . . . Suddenly, I realized what wasn't there. Ashley! I poked Maia and yelled "Ashley! She wants Legolas!" At this, Legolas looked terrified. Oopsies. I grinned, then jumped up and ran for the living room, where the phone was. Maia followed suit, after warning the Fellowship to stay where they were. We jumped onto the couch and pressed the speaker button. I dialed Ashley's number and she picked up after three rings. "Ashley!" Maia and I yelled at the top of our lungs.
"What?" She moaned.
"You'll never guess who's here!" I taunted.
"Who?" she asked, in no mood for games.
"The Fellowship!!!" Maia screamed.
"Seriously, I wanna go to sleep. Who is really there?:
" We are serious!" That was me, wanting to get off the phone and back to Boromir.
"Get over here." Maia instructed.
"Be right there, and if you're lying, you both die." She threatened, then hung up. I squealed, and Maia joined me. We heard a shout from her mother's room to be quiet, so we tip toed mockingly back to her room, and the Fellowship.
As we were about to enter the room, I had a brilliant idea. Eavesdropping! She got the idea and nodded. There was a little fight to see who would listen at the keyhole, which I won. Maia glared at me then lay on her stomach with her ear to the crack between the door and floor. We heard the hobbits whining and asking Gandalf in loud voices that they thought were quiet why they were here. Aragorn asked the same question and I laughed. There was a sudden silence. Then the door flew open and we saw the bottom of a long grey robe. I looked up slowly and there was Gandalf, glaring. Let me say now that Gandalf is not a person who you want to piss off. I was terrified, as was Maia. But we quickly regained composure and said simultaneously "We haven't been dropping no eaves sir! Please don't turn us into anything unnatural!" We thought it was tremendously funny, but unfortunately, Gandalf didn't. Seeing the angry look on his face, we ran into the room, diving behind our respective guys, who smirked. Gandalf then laughed and soon so did everyone else. Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
I squealed. Then, in the words of someone very scary, I glomped Boromir. He looked at me funny. I shrugged and held on tighter, until he pushed me off a little, because he said he couldn't breathe. Maia sniggered. I glared at her. But then she had an idea. Aragorn looked startled. I knew why. Maia had glomped him as well. I laughed, as did Gimli, who I had barely noticed. But after Maia purred at him and started to try to look like a human again, he relaxed. I lay in Boromir's lap, looking quite pleased with myself. And (Boromir's self, but anyway . . . . .) I looked around , noticing the inquisitive looks the hobbits and company were giving us. I nudged Maia, then realized we were missing something. Hmmmmmmm, I wonder . . . . . . Suddenly, I realized what wasn't there. Ashley! I poked Maia and yelled "Ashley! She wants Legolas!" At this, Legolas looked terrified. Oopsies. I grinned, then jumped up and ran for the living room, where the phone was. Maia followed suit, after warning the Fellowship to stay where they were. We jumped onto the couch and pressed the speaker button. I dialed Ashley's number and she picked up after three rings. "Ashley!" Maia and I yelled at the top of our lungs.
"What?" She moaned.
"You'll never guess who's here!" I taunted.
"Who?" she asked, in no mood for games.
"The Fellowship!!!" Maia screamed.
"Seriously, I wanna go to sleep. Who is really there?:
" We are serious!" That was me, wanting to get off the phone and back to Boromir.
"Get over here." Maia instructed.
"Be right there, and if you're lying, you both die." She threatened, then hung up. I squealed, and Maia joined me. We heard a shout from her mother's room to be quiet, so we tip toed mockingly back to her room, and the Fellowship.
As we were about to enter the room, I had a brilliant idea. Eavesdropping! She got the idea and nodded. There was a little fight to see who would listen at the keyhole, which I won. Maia glared at me then lay on her stomach with her ear to the crack between the door and floor. We heard the hobbits whining and asking Gandalf in loud voices that they thought were quiet why they were here. Aragorn asked the same question and I laughed. There was a sudden silence. Then the door flew open and we saw the bottom of a long grey robe. I looked up slowly and there was Gandalf, glaring. Let me say now that Gandalf is not a person who you want to piss off. I was terrified, as was Maia. But we quickly regained composure and said simultaneously "We haven't been dropping no eaves sir! Please don't turn us into anything unnatural!" We thought it was tremendously funny, but unfortunately, Gandalf didn't. Seeing the angry look on his face, we ran into the room, diving behind our respective guys, who smirked. Gandalf then laughed and soon so did everyone else. Suddenly, the doorbell rang.