~:~: Now…I wonder who that could be? Maia's POV!!:~:~
"Ashley! You won't BELIEVE what's happened! The Fellowships in my BEDROOM!" We grabbed her hands and dragged her back into my room.
"LEGOLASSSSSSS!" Dur…she FINALLY caught on. God. Ignoring the stupidity, I looked at Alex, and noticed her top was completely off. However, Boromir didn't seem to mind that much.
"GUYS!" They ignored me. Boromir's hand was doing some…interesting things with Alex's…upper assets. Oh, eew. "Boromir! You guys just met!"
"OH! My lady, you startled me." His hand kept on moving. He didn't even know her name, for Chrissakes!
"Ok, I'm Maia, the blond with Boromir up her shirt is Alex, and the one lounging on Legolas is Ashley. Look, they've gotta be here for some other reason then being our boytoys…right?" I felt a hand on my shoulder. Aragorn had moved over behind me, and was backing me up (in more ways then one… ^.^)
"Aye, there must be some task for us to perform in this strange, heathen land." He pulled Alex and Ashley away from their respective men… ignoring their cries of protest. " Gandalf? Do you have any idea of why we are here?"
"Well…" he said, pulling out his pipe," Frodo, do you still have possession of the One Ring?"
"Aye…but, Gandalf…why?"
" OOO! I have one of those!" Alex pulled out the $2.95 Barnes and Nobles imitation Ring, as did Ashley and I, me wincing slightly at the ear- splitting shrieks coming from Alex. Alex put hers on, and promptley dissapeared!
"Oh, Valar, not AGAIN!"
"FUCK!"
` "Where has my lovely, voluptuous, beautiful, ravishing Lady gone?" Eew.
(((Meanwhile)))
"W-where am I? Boromir? Maia?" She spun around, the boa floating behind her. The world blurred, slurring into slow motion. She was flung forward until she suddenly stopped at a large tower. She saw Sauruman stare out at her.
"WHAT THE…?" She pulled the Ring off her finger and dropped back onto my floor.
"Alex?"
"Lady?"
"Dude… did you see something? Barad Dur, Orthanc, what?"
"It was a tower…Orthanc, but it wasn't. Sauruman was there, but…it was the Chrysler building!"
Oh, shit.
~:~:I'll evilly leave it there, I've gotta study. GO ALEX! :~:~
"Ashley! You won't BELIEVE what's happened! The Fellowships in my BEDROOM!" We grabbed her hands and dragged her back into my room.
"LEGOLASSSSSSS!" Dur…she FINALLY caught on. God. Ignoring the stupidity, I looked at Alex, and noticed her top was completely off. However, Boromir didn't seem to mind that much.
"GUYS!" They ignored me. Boromir's hand was doing some…interesting things with Alex's…upper assets. Oh, eew. "Boromir! You guys just met!"
"OH! My lady, you startled me." His hand kept on moving. He didn't even know her name, for Chrissakes!
"Ok, I'm Maia, the blond with Boromir up her shirt is Alex, and the one lounging on Legolas is Ashley. Look, they've gotta be here for some other reason then being our boytoys…right?" I felt a hand on my shoulder. Aragorn had moved over behind me, and was backing me up (in more ways then one… ^.^)
"Aye, there must be some task for us to perform in this strange, heathen land." He pulled Alex and Ashley away from their respective men… ignoring their cries of protest. " Gandalf? Do you have any idea of why we are here?"
"Well…" he said, pulling out his pipe," Frodo, do you still have possession of the One Ring?"
"Aye…but, Gandalf…why?"
" OOO! I have one of those!" Alex pulled out the $2.95 Barnes and Nobles imitation Ring, as did Ashley and I, me wincing slightly at the ear- splitting shrieks coming from Alex. Alex put hers on, and promptley dissapeared!
"Oh, Valar, not AGAIN!"
"FUCK!"
` "Where has my lovely, voluptuous, beautiful, ravishing Lady gone?" Eew.
(((Meanwhile)))
"W-where am I? Boromir? Maia?" She spun around, the boa floating behind her. The world blurred, slurring into slow motion. She was flung forward until she suddenly stopped at a large tower. She saw Sauruman stare out at her.
"WHAT THE…?" She pulled the Ring off her finger and dropped back onto my floor.
"Alex?"
"Lady?"
"Dude… did you see something? Barad Dur, Orthanc, what?"
"It was a tower…Orthanc, but it wasn't. Sauruman was there, but…it was the Chrysler building!"
Oh, shit.
~:~:I'll evilly leave it there, I've gotta study. GO ALEX! :~:~