Disclaimer thing-a-ma-jigger: The IZ cast belongz to those undeserving
loserz at nick. Stupid BUM-loving tutu-wearing FOOLZ!!! Those Nick freakz
are just BEGGING to face the MOOSE!!!!!!! Umm…….anyway……they aren't mine.
Note from ZIP: ZAG is writing this. Not me. She'z just using my name because she doesn't have the Internet. On with the story!!!
The Birth of Mrs. Bitterz
Zag: It was long ago in a land far ago….Yah, Im serious, no human has ever been there. Well… most humans. Anyway…there was a disgustingly beautiful demon creature thing. She met a handsomely ugly snake. Soon she gave birth
ZIP: No!!!!!! Thingz CAN'T be handsomely ugly!!! It'z illogical and…….
Zag: Who's telling the story here?…ME!
Anywho! She gave birth to a beautiful…well…sort of beautiful baby bitterz
ZIP: This is stupid!! It makes no sense!!!!!!!
Zag: Yes it does shut up!!!!!
She luved to watch the stars at night, that's why she wanted to be an astronauot.
ZIP:And then her ship IMPLODED in the vacum of space and everything was DOOMED!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Zag: STOP!!!!!!!!! YOUR GIVING AWAY THE STORY !!!!!!!!!!
Sooner then later her parents died
ZIP: Your boring the people!! They wanna hear a REAL story!!!!!!!!!
Zag: THIS IS THE LAST WARNING I'M GIVING YOU, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO STUFF YOU IN A BOX AND SHIP YOU BACK TO IRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okey! All you people who get sick from blood and gore, you better leave
As I was saying, her parents died in a grusome bolgna accident. Lots of blood every where! Kaboom! The factory imploded and they died! Hee Hee Hee!
ZIP: That'z better! (skipping aroung and singing to the tune of "London Bridge is Falling Down") Broken bonez and blood and gore, blood and gore, blood and gore! Broken bonez and blood and gore and lotz of bologna!
Zag: Told you It's a good story,(whispering under her breath) "And she didn't beleave me."
She became mean and cold and evil and other stuff. So she got a job at teaching (Which she hates) Her real drem was to be an astronaut, WHICH ZIP ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT!!!!!
She crashed and became defoarmed, even more defoarmed than she alredy was (REMINDER: She is half demon half snake.) while she teached over the years she didn't seem to get older…
ZIP: Well yeah! She taught all the teacherz (such as Mr. Elliot) who currently work at the skool. La la la la la. I'm gonna go get a slushie! (skipz merrilly into the kitchen and into the lab)
Zag: ahhhh! Yahh!
The reason she doesn't get old is she drank from the dirty pond in her back graveyard (which happened to be the fountain of youth) and she's been mean, teaching, and the same age ever seince! It brings a tear to my eye….WAHHOOOOO!
ZIP: And they all lived pineappley ever after!
THE END!!
Note from ZIP: ZAG is writing this. Not me. She'z just using my name because she doesn't have the Internet. On with the story!!!
The Birth of Mrs. Bitterz
Zag: It was long ago in a land far ago….Yah, Im serious, no human has ever been there. Well… most humans. Anyway…there was a disgustingly beautiful demon creature thing. She met a handsomely ugly snake. Soon she gave birth
ZIP: No!!!!!! Thingz CAN'T be handsomely ugly!!! It'z illogical and…….
Zag: Who's telling the story here?…ME!
Anywho! She gave birth to a beautiful…well…sort of beautiful baby bitterz
ZIP: This is stupid!! It makes no sense!!!!!!!
Zag: Yes it does shut up!!!!!
She luved to watch the stars at night, that's why she wanted to be an astronauot.
ZIP:And then her ship IMPLODED in the vacum of space and everything was DOOMED!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Zag: STOP!!!!!!!!! YOUR GIVING AWAY THE STORY !!!!!!!!!!
Sooner then later her parents died
ZIP: Your boring the people!! They wanna hear a REAL story!!!!!!!!!
Zag: THIS IS THE LAST WARNING I'M GIVING YOU, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO STUFF YOU IN A BOX AND SHIP YOU BACK TO IRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okey! All you people who get sick from blood and gore, you better leave
As I was saying, her parents died in a grusome bolgna accident. Lots of blood every where! Kaboom! The factory imploded and they died! Hee Hee Hee!
ZIP: That'z better! (skipping aroung and singing to the tune of "London Bridge is Falling Down") Broken bonez and blood and gore, blood and gore, blood and gore! Broken bonez and blood and gore and lotz of bologna!
Zag: Told you It's a good story,(whispering under her breath) "And she didn't beleave me."
She became mean and cold and evil and other stuff. So she got a job at teaching (Which she hates) Her real drem was to be an astronaut, WHICH ZIP ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT!!!!!
She crashed and became defoarmed, even more defoarmed than she alredy was (REMINDER: She is half demon half snake.) while she teached over the years she didn't seem to get older…
ZIP: Well yeah! She taught all the teacherz (such as Mr. Elliot) who currently work at the skool. La la la la la. I'm gonna go get a slushie! (skipz merrilly into the kitchen and into the lab)
Zag: ahhhh! Yahh!
The reason she doesn't get old is she drank from the dirty pond in her back graveyard (which happened to be the fountain of youth) and she's been mean, teaching, and the same age ever seince! It brings a tear to my eye….WAHHOOOOO!
ZIP: And they all lived pineappley ever after!
THE END!!