Disclaimer: Well, I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!!! And I don't own ZIM, those morons
at Nick studios do. May a giant spork strike them in their puny empty
heads. And of course, ZIM belongs to the beloved Jhonen. YAY
JHONEN!!!!!!!!!! Okay, now let the madness commence.
Just what you didn't want……..the SECOND CHAPTER of MS. BITTERS' STORY!!!!!!!!!!
ZAG: well….I'm back! So let me tell you drooling worm-babies this story!!!!!!
ZIP: Not again…….*slurps a GIGANTIC Cherry Doom Brainfreezy*
ZAG: This story is called…………MS. BITTERS GETS MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIP: *Drops Freezy in horror/disgust.* Ms…….Bitters……..MARRIED??????
ZAG: yep…. Anyhoo….If you don't know what I'm talking aboot read the first chapter…
So you all know MS. BITTERS is immortal and a really scary teacher.
ZIP: That's basic knowledge. Besides, is there a point to this???
ZAG:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME GET TO IT BEFORE YOU START JUDGING MY STORIES..!!!!!…!!!!!!…AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIP: Okay………………..*Slurps Freezy*
ZAG: Okey, so one day lonely Ms.Bitters is eating at the gross and moldy stuff café. Then she sees a ………..
ZIP: A rabid laser weasel!!! And they fall in love and live happily ever after!!!
ZAG: no…..she sees a thing…its like half cat half snake thing.
ZIP: Hmmmm………..interessant.. *Puzzled look* What would a half cat half snake thing look like???
ZAG: well it looks like a snake body with fur, ears, and cat eyes…. So she immediately falls in love with this beast and he falls in love with her, which is hard considering…that its ms bitters.
ZIP: *Nod nod* 0.0. Your story is beginning to scare me……..and why do I sound so sane???? OOC!!![[IZ23: Oh. Sorry. ZIP magically turns insane again.]] YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAG: anyway….they get married in a sewer
ZIP: And the monkeys attended the reception and danced merrily around the pineapples!! *Dances around the room as though to demonstrate the monkeys dancing.*
ZAG: YAH ACTUALLY!!!!!!!!! Them and the rest of all kinds of scary creatures!
ZIP: Oh my Irk. I was right about something!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAG: SOON THEY HAD KIDS!!!!!!!!!!! But that's a diff. Story..
ZIP: 0.0 *Blink blink*
ZAG: good for u…. but sadly the thing died…..he was old……bitters never let him drink from her fountain of youth. Bitters has been evil and mean ever sence… (even more mean than she already was!!!!!!!!!) The end……fer now.
Just what you didn't want……..the SECOND CHAPTER of MS. BITTERS' STORY!!!!!!!!!!
ZAG: well….I'm back! So let me tell you drooling worm-babies this story!!!!!!
ZIP: Not again…….*slurps a GIGANTIC Cherry Doom Brainfreezy*
ZAG: This story is called…………MS. BITTERS GETS MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIP: *Drops Freezy in horror/disgust.* Ms…….Bitters……..MARRIED??????
ZAG: yep…. Anyhoo….If you don't know what I'm talking aboot read the first chapter…
So you all know MS. BITTERS is immortal and a really scary teacher.
ZIP: That's basic knowledge. Besides, is there a point to this???
ZAG:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME GET TO IT BEFORE YOU START JUDGING MY STORIES..!!!!!…!!!!!!…AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIP: Okay………………..*Slurps Freezy*
ZAG: Okey, so one day lonely Ms.Bitters is eating at the gross and moldy stuff café. Then she sees a ………..
ZIP: A rabid laser weasel!!! And they fall in love and live happily ever after!!!
ZAG: no…..she sees a thing…its like half cat half snake thing.
ZIP: Hmmmm………..interessant.. *Puzzled look* What would a half cat half snake thing look like???
ZAG: well it looks like a snake body with fur, ears, and cat eyes…. So she immediately falls in love with this beast and he falls in love with her, which is hard considering…that its ms bitters.
ZIP: *Nod nod* 0.0. Your story is beginning to scare me……..and why do I sound so sane???? OOC!!![[IZ23: Oh. Sorry. ZIP magically turns insane again.]] YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAG: anyway….they get married in a sewer
ZIP: And the monkeys attended the reception and danced merrily around the pineapples!! *Dances around the room as though to demonstrate the monkeys dancing.*
ZAG: YAH ACTUALLY!!!!!!!!! Them and the rest of all kinds of scary creatures!
ZIP: Oh my Irk. I was right about something!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAG: SOON THEY HAD KIDS!!!!!!!!!!! But that's a diff. Story..
ZIP: 0.0 *Blink blink*
ZAG: good for u…. but sadly the thing died…..he was old……bitters never let him drink from her fountain of youth. Bitters has been evil and mean ever sence… (even more mean than she already was!!!!!!!!!) The end……fer now.