Author's notes:
Geh. This chapter's -boring-. Atleast I think it is. ^.^* Well, just read it anyway if you wanna finish the story. Hopefully I'll have more funny stuff in the final chapter. I tossed in Ou and Hana in here btw. =3
The chibi Sohma's are up for adoption btw. Chibi-rat-Yuki is taken though. ^_~ If ya want on just tell me m'kay? First come first serve. ^_^ Mail me at crimson_jaded@yahoo.com!
Well, read on! I don't own Fruits Basket so don't sue me.
~Tohru Honda and the Seven Chibi Sohma's~
Act 2: 'A kidnapping, chibi's at work, and Yuki's deadly cooking.'
Written by: Cali-chan
//Spotlights turn on and reveal Shigure sitting on a couch, munching happily on Strawberry Pocky.//
Shigure: ~glances offstage~ Did anyone come back for part two?
Kagura's voice: Their staring right at you Shigure-san...
Shigure: ~blinks~ Ara? Oh! ~waves~ Welcome back minna-san! I see my wonderful literally skills have caused you to come back begging for more. ~winks~
Yuki's voice: Why did they come back? If they didn't this would all be over!
Ayame's voice: Oh, poor Yuki-chan! Let nii-chan comfort you! *_*
Yuki's voice: Don't touch me. ¬_¬
Shigure: ~sighs~ Why am I always interrupted. Genuis' are always abused. ;_; Saa, let's continue our story now shall we?
When we left off Princess Tohru had just joined the family of the seven chibi Sohma's. And evil King Akito-
Akito's voice: What did you just call me..?
Ah... I mean the intelligent and well-meaning King Akito!
Akito's voice: Good...
Everyone: -_-*
Well, King Akito decided that he wanted the Honda crown to make his rule of the new country official. And so he decided to find Princess Tohru to have her lead him to the crown. And that was where the first part ends, and where we shall begin.
Shigure: ~smiles~ And now I shall be known as Narrator, and shall guide you through this wonderful story. ^_^
Haru's voice: Can't Kagura do it?
Kagura's voice: Gomen ne. I'm in charge of the props.
Hatori's voice: And covering up Shigure's many idiotic mistakes.
Ayame's voice: What would we do without her?
Everyone else: ~nods in agreement~
Narrator: Oi!
Kagura's voice: ~giggles~ If only you knew what goes on backstage. ^_^
Narrator: Raise the curtain already! :[
Kagura's voice: ~giggles~ Hai hai! ^_^
//Curtains are raised. The King Akito is revealed in his secret laboratory.//
Narrator: Now Akito is prepared to hatch his plan. He will make an apple laced with sleeping potion to kidnap the princess.
Akito: I don't see any apples. ~picks up the riceball~ Only this.
Narrator: ... Kagura-san?
Kagura's voice: We ran out of apples. Momiji ate them all.
Momiji's voice: Gomen!
Narrator: -_- So... eto... he decides to use the riceball instead!
Akito: ~nods~ I will get ready. ~blinks at all the colored bottles~ What's this?
Narrator: Ano... Akito-sama? Did you read your script?
Akito: I don't need any scripts. This story will go the way I want it too.
Narrator: O.o
Akito: So. I will mix a bit of this. ~picks up a purple bottle~ And this. ~green bottle~ And this. ~blue bottle~
Narrator: Akito-sama! Don't-
//An explosion turns the entire scene black.//
Narrator: I -tried- to tell him!
Hatori's voice: He's fine, slightly burnt, but fine.
Akito's voice: That wasn't pleasant. Who will answer for this?
Narrator: O_O ... Scene change!
//Curtains fall. When it raises again the scene has been changed. Tohru and the seven chibi's are revealed having breakfast.//
Everyone: Itadakimasu! ~takes a bite of Tohru's cooking~ O_O
Tohru: ~looks at them nervously~ Is it good?
chibi-snake-Ayame: Oh my god. ;_; ~tears of joy~
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~stuffs his mouth~ Ish good!
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: Seems I won't be needing this today. ~puts away his medicine kit~
Tohru: ^.^* Ano... what's that kit for?
chibi-bunny-Momiji: Usually Ayame cooks and he's good at it. But he always wants to do things with Yuki. So Yuki ends up helping with the food... ~shakes head~
Everyone: ~sighs~
Tohru: Ara?
chibi-rat-Yuki: ~purple eyes blink from the edge of the table~ I can't reach my plate... ~chubby hands fall helplessly short as he reaches for his spoon~ -_-
Tohru: *_* Kawaii! I'll help! ~picks him up and plops him on her lap~ Say ah!
chibi-rat-Yuki: ~opens his mouth~ Ah.
chibi-Ayame/Haru: Yuki-chan! XD
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~frowns inbetween chews~ What's so cute about him? He's just small and fat!
Narrator: Unchibi-cat-Kyo is secretly jealous of Tohru attentions to Yuki and-
unchibi-cat-Kyo: WHO'S JEALOUS?!?!
Narrator: ^_^
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: ~glances at his watch~ We're late for work.
Narrator: The seven chibi Sohma's jump up and make their way to the door. Their job, which was walking around busy fangirl hangouts and accepting presents, was a very well-paying. Even the grumpy unchibi-neko-Kyo would get a few.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!?
Narrator: ^_^
Kagura's voice: Shigure-san...
Narrator: Ara?
Kagura's voice: Stop making fun of Kyo-kun. ~the light hanging above the narrator sways dangerously~
Narrator: O.o ... Hai hai! This job is dangerous. -_-
chibi-rat-Yuki: I want to stay in today. Then I can help Honda-san by showing her around the house.
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: If you wish.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: No way! ~growls~ If you are then I'm staying too!
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: Then whose going to carry our pile of presents?
chibi-tiger-Kisa: Our arms are to short so we need your help.
Tohru: Oh! I'll go then if Kyo-san doesn't want too.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: Tch. Forget it! Just stay home allright!
Tohru: Ha-hai.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: A girl isn't supposed to made to carry heavy stuff. Especially when they look so delicate... ~blushes~
Tohru: Ara?
Narrator: ~chuckles~ So off went the six chibi Sohma's w/o chibi-rat-Yuki. Chibi-rat-Yuki showed Tohru around the house until the princess had memorized where everything is. Then she decided to start cooking.
Tohru: I have decided to start cooking!
Narrator: And so off she went, chibi-rat-Yuki in her arms, to the kitchen. There she happily prepares the ingridients.
Tohru: I'm happily preparing the ingridients!
Narrator: She wondered what aliment would be to the seven homunuculus Sohma's inclination favor. ^_^
Tohru: O_o ... What?
chibi-rat-Yuki: Shigure...
Narrator: ~chuckles~ I meant she wondered what the seven chibi Sohma's would like to eat.
chibi-rat-Yuki: We like vegetables. Especially the ones from my garden.
Tohru: Demo... Kyo-san said he hated them.
chibi-rat-Yuki: Ignore him. He's just a baka neko.
Kyo's voice: I heard that!
chibi-rat-Yuki: Good.
//Sounds of a scuffle offstage is heard.//
Haru's voice: Your still not supposed to be in this scene. Stay put.
Narrator: ^.^* Anyway, that's when the incredibly handsome King Akito came.
//Akito walks into the scene.//
Narrator: He slipped off his dark horse in all his magnificent glory and walked gracefully to peek inside the window.
Akito: If you're trying to flatter me to get away with the accident earlier...
Narrator: No! It's the truth!
Akito: ~pleased smile~ Hn.
Kyo's voice: Bootlicker.
Akito: ~blinks~ What did he say?
Narrator: ~hurriedly continues~ Well, so Akito catches sight of chibi-rat-Yuki and Princess Tohru busy cooking the meal.
Akito: ~looks in through the window~ Yuki...
Narrator: He now decides to go inside and give the princess the riceball that will -hopefully- send her to sleep and not cause more severe complications because that will cause me to die a very painful death at the hands of Yuki and Kyo. ~breathes~
Kagura's voice: That was a running sentence. What kind of author are you?!
Haru's voice: Why do you think they call his books trashy?
Narrator: Shigure... calm down. Count to ten...
Akito: ~slips inside, snatches chibi-rat-Yuki, and goes back out~
Narrator: Ano... Akito-sama? Your supposed to get princess Tohru not-
Akito: Your challenging my judgment? I don't want that woman. ~Strokes the frightened chibi-rat-Yuki's cheek~ She is nothing compared to my Yuki.
Narrator: But the script says-
Akito: ~glare~ Change it then!
Narrator: H-hai! ~makes up a a story quickly~ So he decides to kidnap chibi-rat-Yuki so princess Tohru will follow him willingly to the castle! ... Tohru-kun?
Akito: She's unconscious.
Narrator: You gave her the rice ball?
Akito: No. She tasted Yuki's cooking before I was able to.
chibi-rat-Yuki: I didn't mean for that to happen.
Akito: How can you be so adorable Yuki? ~holds the chibi up to meet his eyes~ I am beggining to have the strangest urges...
chibi-rat-Yuki: O_O
//Akito swings back up on his horse and leaves.//
Narrator: Great! Now what! Nobody is following the script! I don't know what to do! T-T
Kagura's voice: You're an author. Make it up as you go!
Narrator: Oh yeah. *_* Alright! So the six chibi Sohma's come home only to find poor Tohru unconscious on the floor.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: Tohru! ~runs to her side and shakes her~ No no no no no!
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: ~kicks unchibi-cat-Kyo out of the way~ Move aside. ~glasses shine~ The doctor is in.
Narrator: Thankfully Tohru is revived rather quickly. Unfortunately chibi-rat-Yuki's cooking was especially deadly this time and she still retained a high fever.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~feels her forehead~ You're burning!
Tohru: I'm alright. Where's Yuki-san?
chibi-ox-Haru: Wasn't he with you?
Tohru: Hai... but then I fell unconscious and-
chibi-snake-Ayame: What! You lost my little Yuki-chan! How could you! ;_; Oh Yuki...
Tohru: I'm really sorry!
chibi-tiger-Kisa: Oh no... and he's so tiny. He can't defend himself.
chibi-bunny-Momiji: What if a cat ate him?
chibi-snake-Ayame: NoooOoo! Yuki-chan! ~cries on chibi-seahorse-Hatori's shoulder~
chibi-ox-Haru: What if a fangirl kidnapped him and is now keeping him attached to her waist by a chain? We'll never see him again!
Tohru: ~bursts into tears~
unchibi-cat-Kyo: Leave her alone! Can't you see she's sick! ~picks Tohru up and carries her upstairs to the beds~
Tohru: ~sniffles~ I can't rest! I have to help find Yuki-san and-
unchibi-cat-Kyo: Just go to sleep. We'll take care of it.
Tohru: Demo...
unchibi-cat-Kyo: I'll find him. I promise.
Tohru: ~smiles~ Arigatou. ~drifts into sleep~
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~brushes the hair from her forehead~ Tch. You're more trouble than your worth.
Narrator: By now the other five chibi Sohma's are near frantic with worry for chibi-rat-Yuki. And unfortunately they didn't have any leads. But what they didn't know was that help was coming very soon.
//Scene changes to the forest outside the seven Sohma's home. Hana and Ou are seen.//
Ou: ~pokes her armor~ Why do I have to wear these heavy stuff and you get those robes?!
Hana: Because I'm the princess' alchemist and advisor, while you're her skilled knight. You did read the script didn't you?
Ou: Uh. Yeah. Ofcourse I did!
Narrator: -_- Anyway, they walk awhile in silence, Hana's secret antenna leading them to Tohru.
Ou: Are we there yet? There's this itch on my back I can't reach. ~grumbles~ Damn this armor...
Hana: Almost. I sense her nearby, in the company of creatures with strange waves.
Ou: ~blinks~ What?
Hana: We're here.
Narrator: They catch sight of the quaint cottage. The two women make their way quickly to the door, fearful for Tohru's safety. And may I add you look -very- attractive in that gold armor Ou-kun.
Ou: Don't push your luck dog boy... do I really?
Narrator: ^_^ Yes, infact-
Hana: Quiet. ~knocks on the door~
//The door opens but nobody is in sight.//
Ou: Shit. The place's haunted!
Hana: Perhaps. I sense someone by the door and yet there's nobody there.
Ou: O_o Let's just grab Tohru and go! ~runs in only to step on something soft~ What the hell? ~looks down~
chibi-bunny-Momiji: Ow! That hurt!
Ou: Gah! ~jumps back~ It talked!
Hana: So that's what opened the door... It was so small we couldn't see it. ~kneels down and pokes chibi-bunny-Momiji~ There must be six more of them.
Ou: What are they?!
chibi-Tiger-Kisa: ~walks up to Ou~ Ano... we're the chibi Sohma's. Who are you?
Ou: *_* Aren't you the sweetest thing! ~picks her up and huggles her~ I'm the knight Ou, and this is the alchemist Hana.
Hana: Where's princess Tohru?
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~stalks up to them~ What do you want with her? Were you the one who took Yuki?!
Ou: Who took who?
unchibi-cat-Kyo: You know who I'm talking about!
Ou: Hey. Lower your voice or I'll have to lower it for you! ~glances at her sword~ This could come in handy. ^_^
unchibi-cat-Kyo: O.O
Hana: I sense another strange wave coming from Honda castle... King Akito must have him.
//All the chibi's appear.//
Ou: Geh. O_O There's so much of them!
chibi-snake-Ayame: Where's the castle?
chibi-ox-Haru: I'll save you Yuki!
Ou: Oi! But where's Tohru?
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: She has a slight fever but she'll be fine.
Narrator: And so Hana and Ou have found what they've been looking for. But will the six chibi Sohma's be able to find their's?
Akito: Not if I can help it... Yuki is mine.
chibi-rat-Yuki: ;_;
~TBC~
See. Bad cali wrote a bad chapter. Gomen... ~sighs~ I'll try to make the next one funnier...
Well, Cali luvs ya'll! ^_^
~huggles~
Cali-chan
Geh. This chapter's -boring-. Atleast I think it is. ^.^* Well, just read it anyway if you wanna finish the story. Hopefully I'll have more funny stuff in the final chapter. I tossed in Ou and Hana in here btw. =3
The chibi Sohma's are up for adoption btw. Chibi-rat-Yuki is taken though. ^_~ If ya want on just tell me m'kay? First come first serve. ^_^ Mail me at crimson_jaded@yahoo.com!
Well, read on! I don't own Fruits Basket so don't sue me.
~Tohru Honda and the Seven Chibi Sohma's~
Act 2: 'A kidnapping, chibi's at work, and Yuki's deadly cooking.'
Written by: Cali-chan
//Spotlights turn on and reveal Shigure sitting on a couch, munching happily on Strawberry Pocky.//
Shigure: ~glances offstage~ Did anyone come back for part two?
Kagura's voice: Their staring right at you Shigure-san...
Shigure: ~blinks~ Ara? Oh! ~waves~ Welcome back minna-san! I see my wonderful literally skills have caused you to come back begging for more. ~winks~
Yuki's voice: Why did they come back? If they didn't this would all be over!
Ayame's voice: Oh, poor Yuki-chan! Let nii-chan comfort you! *_*
Yuki's voice: Don't touch me. ¬_¬
Shigure: ~sighs~ Why am I always interrupted. Genuis' are always abused. ;_; Saa, let's continue our story now shall we?
When we left off Princess Tohru had just joined the family of the seven chibi Sohma's. And evil King Akito-
Akito's voice: What did you just call me..?
Ah... I mean the intelligent and well-meaning King Akito!
Akito's voice: Good...
Everyone: -_-*
Well, King Akito decided that he wanted the Honda crown to make his rule of the new country official. And so he decided to find Princess Tohru to have her lead him to the crown. And that was where the first part ends, and where we shall begin.
Shigure: ~smiles~ And now I shall be known as Narrator, and shall guide you through this wonderful story. ^_^
Haru's voice: Can't Kagura do it?
Kagura's voice: Gomen ne. I'm in charge of the props.
Hatori's voice: And covering up Shigure's many idiotic mistakes.
Ayame's voice: What would we do without her?
Everyone else: ~nods in agreement~
Narrator: Oi!
Kagura's voice: ~giggles~ If only you knew what goes on backstage. ^_^
Narrator: Raise the curtain already! :[
Kagura's voice: ~giggles~ Hai hai! ^_^
//Curtains are raised. The King Akito is revealed in his secret laboratory.//
Narrator: Now Akito is prepared to hatch his plan. He will make an apple laced with sleeping potion to kidnap the princess.
Akito: I don't see any apples. ~picks up the riceball~ Only this.
Narrator: ... Kagura-san?
Kagura's voice: We ran out of apples. Momiji ate them all.
Momiji's voice: Gomen!
Narrator: -_- So... eto... he decides to use the riceball instead!
Akito: ~nods~ I will get ready. ~blinks at all the colored bottles~ What's this?
Narrator: Ano... Akito-sama? Did you read your script?
Akito: I don't need any scripts. This story will go the way I want it too.
Narrator: O.o
Akito: So. I will mix a bit of this. ~picks up a purple bottle~ And this. ~green bottle~ And this. ~blue bottle~
Narrator: Akito-sama! Don't-
//An explosion turns the entire scene black.//
Narrator: I -tried- to tell him!
Hatori's voice: He's fine, slightly burnt, but fine.
Akito's voice: That wasn't pleasant. Who will answer for this?
Narrator: O_O ... Scene change!
//Curtains fall. When it raises again the scene has been changed. Tohru and the seven chibi's are revealed having breakfast.//
Everyone: Itadakimasu! ~takes a bite of Tohru's cooking~ O_O
Tohru: ~looks at them nervously~ Is it good?
chibi-snake-Ayame: Oh my god. ;_; ~tears of joy~
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~stuffs his mouth~ Ish good!
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: Seems I won't be needing this today. ~puts away his medicine kit~
Tohru: ^.^* Ano... what's that kit for?
chibi-bunny-Momiji: Usually Ayame cooks and he's good at it. But he always wants to do things with Yuki. So Yuki ends up helping with the food... ~shakes head~
Everyone: ~sighs~
Tohru: Ara?
chibi-rat-Yuki: ~purple eyes blink from the edge of the table~ I can't reach my plate... ~chubby hands fall helplessly short as he reaches for his spoon~ -_-
Tohru: *_* Kawaii! I'll help! ~picks him up and plops him on her lap~ Say ah!
chibi-rat-Yuki: ~opens his mouth~ Ah.
chibi-Ayame/Haru: Yuki-chan! XD
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~frowns inbetween chews~ What's so cute about him? He's just small and fat!
Narrator: Unchibi-cat-Kyo is secretly jealous of Tohru attentions to Yuki and-
unchibi-cat-Kyo: WHO'S JEALOUS?!?!
Narrator: ^_^
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: ~glances at his watch~ We're late for work.
Narrator: The seven chibi Sohma's jump up and make their way to the door. Their job, which was walking around busy fangirl hangouts and accepting presents, was a very well-paying. Even the grumpy unchibi-neko-Kyo would get a few.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!?
Narrator: ^_^
Kagura's voice: Shigure-san...
Narrator: Ara?
Kagura's voice: Stop making fun of Kyo-kun. ~the light hanging above the narrator sways dangerously~
Narrator: O.o ... Hai hai! This job is dangerous. -_-
chibi-rat-Yuki: I want to stay in today. Then I can help Honda-san by showing her around the house.
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: If you wish.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: No way! ~growls~ If you are then I'm staying too!
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: Then whose going to carry our pile of presents?
chibi-tiger-Kisa: Our arms are to short so we need your help.
Tohru: Oh! I'll go then if Kyo-san doesn't want too.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: Tch. Forget it! Just stay home allright!
Tohru: Ha-hai.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: A girl isn't supposed to made to carry heavy stuff. Especially when they look so delicate... ~blushes~
Tohru: Ara?
Narrator: ~chuckles~ So off went the six chibi Sohma's w/o chibi-rat-Yuki. Chibi-rat-Yuki showed Tohru around the house until the princess had memorized where everything is. Then she decided to start cooking.
Tohru: I have decided to start cooking!
Narrator: And so off she went, chibi-rat-Yuki in her arms, to the kitchen. There she happily prepares the ingridients.
Tohru: I'm happily preparing the ingridients!
Narrator: She wondered what aliment would be to the seven homunuculus Sohma's inclination favor. ^_^
Tohru: O_o ... What?
chibi-rat-Yuki: Shigure...
Narrator: ~chuckles~ I meant she wondered what the seven chibi Sohma's would like to eat.
chibi-rat-Yuki: We like vegetables. Especially the ones from my garden.
Tohru: Demo... Kyo-san said he hated them.
chibi-rat-Yuki: Ignore him. He's just a baka neko.
Kyo's voice: I heard that!
chibi-rat-Yuki: Good.
//Sounds of a scuffle offstage is heard.//
Haru's voice: Your still not supposed to be in this scene. Stay put.
Narrator: ^.^* Anyway, that's when the incredibly handsome King Akito came.
//Akito walks into the scene.//
Narrator: He slipped off his dark horse in all his magnificent glory and walked gracefully to peek inside the window.
Akito: If you're trying to flatter me to get away with the accident earlier...
Narrator: No! It's the truth!
Akito: ~pleased smile~ Hn.
Kyo's voice: Bootlicker.
Akito: ~blinks~ What did he say?
Narrator: ~hurriedly continues~ Well, so Akito catches sight of chibi-rat-Yuki and Princess Tohru busy cooking the meal.
Akito: ~looks in through the window~ Yuki...
Narrator: He now decides to go inside and give the princess the riceball that will -hopefully- send her to sleep and not cause more severe complications because that will cause me to die a very painful death at the hands of Yuki and Kyo. ~breathes~
Kagura's voice: That was a running sentence. What kind of author are you?!
Haru's voice: Why do you think they call his books trashy?
Narrator: Shigure... calm down. Count to ten...
Akito: ~slips inside, snatches chibi-rat-Yuki, and goes back out~
Narrator: Ano... Akito-sama? Your supposed to get princess Tohru not-
Akito: Your challenging my judgment? I don't want that woman. ~Strokes the frightened chibi-rat-Yuki's cheek~ She is nothing compared to my Yuki.
Narrator: But the script says-
Akito: ~glare~ Change it then!
Narrator: H-hai! ~makes up a a story quickly~ So he decides to kidnap chibi-rat-Yuki so princess Tohru will follow him willingly to the castle! ... Tohru-kun?
Akito: She's unconscious.
Narrator: You gave her the rice ball?
Akito: No. She tasted Yuki's cooking before I was able to.
chibi-rat-Yuki: I didn't mean for that to happen.
Akito: How can you be so adorable Yuki? ~holds the chibi up to meet his eyes~ I am beggining to have the strangest urges...
chibi-rat-Yuki: O_O
//Akito swings back up on his horse and leaves.//
Narrator: Great! Now what! Nobody is following the script! I don't know what to do! T-T
Kagura's voice: You're an author. Make it up as you go!
Narrator: Oh yeah. *_* Alright! So the six chibi Sohma's come home only to find poor Tohru unconscious on the floor.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: Tohru! ~runs to her side and shakes her~ No no no no no!
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: ~kicks unchibi-cat-Kyo out of the way~ Move aside. ~glasses shine~ The doctor is in.
Narrator: Thankfully Tohru is revived rather quickly. Unfortunately chibi-rat-Yuki's cooking was especially deadly this time and she still retained a high fever.
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~feels her forehead~ You're burning!
Tohru: I'm alright. Where's Yuki-san?
chibi-ox-Haru: Wasn't he with you?
Tohru: Hai... but then I fell unconscious and-
chibi-snake-Ayame: What! You lost my little Yuki-chan! How could you! ;_; Oh Yuki...
Tohru: I'm really sorry!
chibi-tiger-Kisa: Oh no... and he's so tiny. He can't defend himself.
chibi-bunny-Momiji: What if a cat ate him?
chibi-snake-Ayame: NoooOoo! Yuki-chan! ~cries on chibi-seahorse-Hatori's shoulder~
chibi-ox-Haru: What if a fangirl kidnapped him and is now keeping him attached to her waist by a chain? We'll never see him again!
Tohru: ~bursts into tears~
unchibi-cat-Kyo: Leave her alone! Can't you see she's sick! ~picks Tohru up and carries her upstairs to the beds~
Tohru: ~sniffles~ I can't rest! I have to help find Yuki-san and-
unchibi-cat-Kyo: Just go to sleep. We'll take care of it.
Tohru: Demo...
unchibi-cat-Kyo: I'll find him. I promise.
Tohru: ~smiles~ Arigatou. ~drifts into sleep~
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~brushes the hair from her forehead~ Tch. You're more trouble than your worth.
Narrator: By now the other five chibi Sohma's are near frantic with worry for chibi-rat-Yuki. And unfortunately they didn't have any leads. But what they didn't know was that help was coming very soon.
//Scene changes to the forest outside the seven Sohma's home. Hana and Ou are seen.//
Ou: ~pokes her armor~ Why do I have to wear these heavy stuff and you get those robes?!
Hana: Because I'm the princess' alchemist and advisor, while you're her skilled knight. You did read the script didn't you?
Ou: Uh. Yeah. Ofcourse I did!
Narrator: -_- Anyway, they walk awhile in silence, Hana's secret antenna leading them to Tohru.
Ou: Are we there yet? There's this itch on my back I can't reach. ~grumbles~ Damn this armor...
Hana: Almost. I sense her nearby, in the company of creatures with strange waves.
Ou: ~blinks~ What?
Hana: We're here.
Narrator: They catch sight of the quaint cottage. The two women make their way quickly to the door, fearful for Tohru's safety. And may I add you look -very- attractive in that gold armor Ou-kun.
Ou: Don't push your luck dog boy... do I really?
Narrator: ^_^ Yes, infact-
Hana: Quiet. ~knocks on the door~
//The door opens but nobody is in sight.//
Ou: Shit. The place's haunted!
Hana: Perhaps. I sense someone by the door and yet there's nobody there.
Ou: O_o Let's just grab Tohru and go! ~runs in only to step on something soft~ What the hell? ~looks down~
chibi-bunny-Momiji: Ow! That hurt!
Ou: Gah! ~jumps back~ It talked!
Hana: So that's what opened the door... It was so small we couldn't see it. ~kneels down and pokes chibi-bunny-Momiji~ There must be six more of them.
Ou: What are they?!
chibi-Tiger-Kisa: ~walks up to Ou~ Ano... we're the chibi Sohma's. Who are you?
Ou: *_* Aren't you the sweetest thing! ~picks her up and huggles her~ I'm the knight Ou, and this is the alchemist Hana.
Hana: Where's princess Tohru?
unchibi-cat-Kyo: ~stalks up to them~ What do you want with her? Were you the one who took Yuki?!
Ou: Who took who?
unchibi-cat-Kyo: You know who I'm talking about!
Ou: Hey. Lower your voice or I'll have to lower it for you! ~glances at her sword~ This could come in handy. ^_^
unchibi-cat-Kyo: O.O
Hana: I sense another strange wave coming from Honda castle... King Akito must have him.
//All the chibi's appear.//
Ou: Geh. O_O There's so much of them!
chibi-snake-Ayame: Where's the castle?
chibi-ox-Haru: I'll save you Yuki!
Ou: Oi! But where's Tohru?
chibi-seahorse-Hatori: She has a slight fever but she'll be fine.
Narrator: And so Hana and Ou have found what they've been looking for. But will the six chibi Sohma's be able to find their's?
Akito: Not if I can help it... Yuki is mine.
chibi-rat-Yuki: ;_;
~TBC~
See. Bad cali wrote a bad chapter. Gomen... ~sighs~ I'll try to make the next one funnier...
Well, Cali luvs ya'll! ^_^
~huggles~
Cali-chan