~*Disclaimer*~ These characters came from JRR Tolkien, they have nothing to
do with me… Hmm… I never thought I would type this, considering I am too
lazy to write fanfics…My first fic, flame if u want, I don't care, I will
simply hack into ur computer and delete all files…I dunno, spur of the
moment piece of crap, very weird…Like I said, not much effort wuz put into
this, just practice for other stories, and is pretty stupid… This is wut
happens after u just see Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. If u
haven't seen it go seen it!!!!! It is the best movie, if u like battle
scenes with lightsabers…If u want to read weird stuff also read the elf
girl known as Esteladuial, she writes weird stories about Legolas Greenleaf
and his cabbage sox, and weird chicken stories…Yeah… onto my piece of
fanficraption….
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1 Episode 2: Attack of the Apples
A long time ago in Middle Earth
Not so far, far away…
There lived two hobbits
Their names were Peregrin Took
And Meriadoc Brandybuck
They lived in a time of great peril
When all was not well
As they went with a Fellowship of 9
To Mount Doom
To rid of the evil ring forged by the
Dark Lord Sauron years ago…..
" OooOoOooOhHhH!! Look Merry!! MUSHROOMS!!!" screeched Pippin in a high- pitched Scottish accent.
" TIME FOR SECOND BREAKFAST!!" Merry said, scrambling over his friend to get at the poor, innocent plants. He ran the very angry Pippin over, leaving him face-down in the mud and twigs of the forest. He looked back and smirked at the fuming, red faced hobbit, sure that he had outsmarted him this time.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Was the cry that sent the poor birdies squawking and flying away, and other forest creatures running for their lives. For Merry had tripped over a tree root and fallen on his little hobbit nose. This gave Pippin the chance to catch up, and he did, stepping on Merry on the way to the mushrooms. He grabbed them and stuffed as many as he could before he was tackled by the psychotic hobbit who now had an assortment of leaves, branches, mud, and little creepy crawly creatures in his hair.
Little did Merry know, they were near the edge of a very high hill. So naturally, this is the part where they fall down, screaming on the way down, tumbling and crashing into each other on the way down.
But… since this is my messed up story, that ain't happening for a while now…
Before they have a chance to go rolling away, a mysterious hand reaches out from the clouds and plucks them both up, up and away!! Scared they were, for they thought they had just entered an episode of Spongebob Squarepants, and were anxiously awaiting the greeting of the energetic sea sponge. But what scared them was the thought of meeting the horrific, odd, fruity, pink starfish that was Spongebob's companion. They wondered how he could stand him, the stupidity of a creature that mistook West for WEAST, when trying to look for a pirate's treasure. Perhaps he could help on their quest with the fellowship to destroy the ring!!
So, there they were, being carried above all of Middle-Earth, leaving behind their dumbstruck friends, who were jealous they weren't the chosen ones who got to meet Spongebob.
They were on their way…To meet the GREAT ONE, the BIG CHEESE, the Senator of Bikini Bottom!!!
Suddenly, without warning, Merry and Pippin were dropped from the giant hand, which had gnawed fingernails, and yellow fingertips, into the ocean blue below!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Ok, if u wanna know wut happens, review my stupid story…And NO!! I don't want twenty million reviews from my insane friend whom I am talking to on the phone right now…Who sounds like she took a tweaker from Zeke. ( If you've seen The Faculty, you'll know)
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1 Episode 2: Attack of the Apples
A long time ago in Middle Earth
Not so far, far away…
There lived two hobbits
Their names were Peregrin Took
And Meriadoc Brandybuck
They lived in a time of great peril
When all was not well
As they went with a Fellowship of 9
To Mount Doom
To rid of the evil ring forged by the
Dark Lord Sauron years ago…..
" OooOoOooOhHhH!! Look Merry!! MUSHROOMS!!!" screeched Pippin in a high- pitched Scottish accent.
" TIME FOR SECOND BREAKFAST!!" Merry said, scrambling over his friend to get at the poor, innocent plants. He ran the very angry Pippin over, leaving him face-down in the mud and twigs of the forest. He looked back and smirked at the fuming, red faced hobbit, sure that he had outsmarted him this time.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Was the cry that sent the poor birdies squawking and flying away, and other forest creatures running for their lives. For Merry had tripped over a tree root and fallen on his little hobbit nose. This gave Pippin the chance to catch up, and he did, stepping on Merry on the way to the mushrooms. He grabbed them and stuffed as many as he could before he was tackled by the psychotic hobbit who now had an assortment of leaves, branches, mud, and little creepy crawly creatures in his hair.
Little did Merry know, they were near the edge of a very high hill. So naturally, this is the part where they fall down, screaming on the way down, tumbling and crashing into each other on the way down.
But… since this is my messed up story, that ain't happening for a while now…
Before they have a chance to go rolling away, a mysterious hand reaches out from the clouds and plucks them both up, up and away!! Scared they were, for they thought they had just entered an episode of Spongebob Squarepants, and were anxiously awaiting the greeting of the energetic sea sponge. But what scared them was the thought of meeting the horrific, odd, fruity, pink starfish that was Spongebob's companion. They wondered how he could stand him, the stupidity of a creature that mistook West for WEAST, when trying to look for a pirate's treasure. Perhaps he could help on their quest with the fellowship to destroy the ring!!
So, there they were, being carried above all of Middle-Earth, leaving behind their dumbstruck friends, who were jealous they weren't the chosen ones who got to meet Spongebob.
They were on their way…To meet the GREAT ONE, the BIG CHEESE, the Senator of Bikini Bottom!!!
Suddenly, without warning, Merry and Pippin were dropped from the giant hand, which had gnawed fingernails, and yellow fingertips, into the ocean blue below!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Ok, if u wanna know wut happens, review my stupid story…And NO!! I don't want twenty million reviews from my insane friend whom I am talking to on the phone right now…Who sounds like she took a tweaker from Zeke. ( If you've seen The Faculty, you'll know)