Sorry I was wasn't writing



Paranormal Investigators chap 5: The house



Rex, Bakura (not a yami anymore), Yugi, and Bones travel along the road. Up ahead they see a huge castle.

"I'm tired of carrying Weevil's dead body," Said Yugi.

Then a banshee appears. It screams.

"You're late Weevil died already," Said Rex.

"No, no, no Tea died," Replied the scratchy voice of the banshee.

"Sweet!" Cried Yugi.

"I don't have enough dialogue," Said Bones.

So they headed up towards the castle. Yugi overjoiceing the death of Tea. Weevils body comes alive.

"Wtf?" Said Rex.

"I was rejected by Hell and Heaven," Spoke Weevil.

"You got rejected by Hell damn! Hell must of froze over or something," Said Bakura.

"It did Joey messed with the heaters," Replied Weevil.



Down in hell



"Hope the devil doesn't know I screwed with the heater," Whispered Joey to himself while on the 3rd worn on page 2 of Green Eggs & Ham.

It suddenly becomes like 50 times hotter than ever.

"Damn Home Depot had a bargain sale," Joey whispered again.



In the real world



They enter the castle.

"I'm going to sleep in that coffin over there *points to one covered in skeletons*

"K," Replied Yugi.

After a few hours a European ghost comes and begins running a mucus.

"Ahhhhhhh a Poltergeist!" screams Yugi.

Luckily it's the ghost of Yami Bakura.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh my poor Yami!" Sobbed Bakura.

Weevil took a photo.

They chat with the Yami ghost for a while then leave.