Paranormal Investigators chap 6: The black cat catastrophe

DISCLAIMER: I DON, T OWN YU GI OH OR HARRY POTTER or fruit loops or little Nicky



Rex, Bakura, Weevil, Bones, and Yugi were leaving what was left off Hogarts when Rex saw a three-headed dog.

"Oooooooooooo a puppy," Said Rex.

Rex approached the dog and began petting it.

"I think I'll name it Chulupa Di Riego Con Samero," Announced Rex.

"Baaaaaaaaaaah Won Chi Eat No Fruit Loops would've been better," Replied Bones.

"The best name for anything is Shwing Shwang," Said Bakura.

So the lot of them continued walking along the English countryside. Then they stopped on a sheep farm. They had a picnic.

"How'd we get this food?" Asked Weevil.

"Who cares lets eat!" Replied Bones.

So they began eating the food of no origin.

"Let's have lamb chops!" Commented Yugi.

"Sounds good I guess," Replied Rex. Then several mysterious black cats appeared. They quickly devoured the sheep and lied down.

"Damn you!" Hollered Yugi at the cats.

Then Yugi ran towards the first cat lunged at it and stabbed it with a sheep bone. The beast died quickly. The others fled to the nearby valies in retreat. Then Rex hauled the carcass back to the airport so they could go back to Japan or where ever. Sadly Rex had to leave Chulupa Di Riego Con Samero behind because he didn't fit on the plane.



At Domino High they saw Joey.

"How'd you get out of Hell?" Asked Bakura.

"Held onto Little Nicky's back," Relied Joey.

Anyways they all got A's on their report card.

Then the next day of school was their last so they all were deciding what to do during summer vacation. Mai was with them. Then Yugi found some tickets for a Linkin Park concert in Mexico. So they decided to go even though they didn't know Spanish.

1 more chap left NOTE: Joey fell into hell but never died.