Johnny goes to Disney World
Chapter 2

3 days later, Johnny was in the airport with too small backpacks full of clothes and stuff. He made the check-in and stayed at a room full of people, waiting the plane. He sat beside a woman with a baby.

All people in that room were or families or tourists, just to annoy Nny even more. If he had a list of things he hated, tourists and crowds would be in the top of the list. A man with a newspaper sat beside Johnny and started smoking. Now that was annoying.

"Excuse me, cigarettes are not allowed here…" Johnny said with a annoyed voice, poking the man's shoulder.
"Ahn? It's not your business if I can or cannot smoke in here mister." the man looked to Johnny and laughed. "What can I say? You're a wacky looking one."
"I'm…sorry…?" Johnny asked, looking for something useful to kill that man. But he found nothing very useful. Johnny just got up and pointed a finger at him. "You-are-very-lucky!"
"What? You were going to kill me or something? Okay! Now that's a very good joke. Hehe." The man said and continued reading his newspaper.

Johnny just sat on another chair and opened one of his backpacks, looking for something to distract himself. But it was inevitable think about that man, it was inevitable the feeling of anger. Nny's hand hit something unusual in the backpack. Johnny knew exactly what it was.

"Meat… why are you here?" Johnny asked.
"I'm going to… Disney." Rev. Meat answered.
"Okay!" Johnny said rolling his eyes. "I didn't invite you, Meat. I don't need you here."
"Oh yeah? So you want to run away from everything that can actually give you any kind of feelings. That's very smart, Johnny C.!" Meat said, sarcastically.
"Oh, shut up, Meat! The plane is here. I'll let you where you are. But don't ruin my trip, or I swear I'll… will… I will… I don't know! But it's going to be something terrible."
"You're so silly, Nny."
"Shut up."

***

Johnny finally got into the plane. His chair was in the back of the plane, near the restrooms. They smelled like…pee. But that wasn't a big problem. Nny sat on the chair with the window.

"Wow! I like the window!" Nny said smiling like an idiot, looking at the people outside the plane.

The plane was full of people! Babies, kids, adult and, sadly, tourists. But something incredible happened! No one sat beside Johnny!!!! That could only happen in a fanfic, 'cause in a normal plane a fat woman with an annoying baby would sit beside you. Wait! That can be funny! So, okay, a fat woman with an annoying baby sat beside Johnny!

Johnny was almost screaming when the airplane was taking off (A/N: I have had no idea of how to say what I wanted to say. So I used I translator. I don't know if it's right this, but I any one can tell me the right [if it's wrong], the word in Portuguese is "decolar")! It was so annoying! People yelling because never flied before, babies crying and kids yelling happily (But still in an annoying way).

Finally when everything was right and the babies shut up, the stewardess came and started to explain all the stuff of what would happen if the airplane crashed.

"It's easy! Don't worry everyone! I'm so annoying that you'll remember my voice and all this stuff!" she said, almost looking like a cheerleader.
"Hey! You're worst than a cheerleader!!!!" someone yelled. Okay, I'll agree with this person.

***

Everything went almost fine the whole flight… if you don't think about the terrible pee mixed with diarrhea smell and the baby crying beside, of course.

But, as always, everything HAD to come to an end. Two stewardesses were bringing the food! Johnny remembered about the free peanuts he always heard people talking about, and waited anxiously the stewardess. When she came she gave one to the woman and looked with a sad face to Johnny (a false sad face, of course).

"I'm sorry mister." She said. "We have no more peanuts."
"But…that's not fair! I was here first! That giant… WHALE with her little baby came after me!!! I need peanuts! I want to taste it's flavor, feel what every American going to Disney wants to feel!!" He yelled to everyone listen. "Okay, I'm trying to be cold and never have feelings again, but this is the last time! I swear…" the stewardess was still looking at him with a normal face. She was going to say 'no', but Johnny knew what to do. He grinned. "or I'll kill you."
"Okay!Here's your damn peanut, shit!" she took the peanut of the woman with a baby and threw at Johnny.
"T-Thanks!" Nny said, wiping a tear.

Sometime later they finally were at Miami. Nny got out of the plane excited and ran toward a woman holding a note: "Rent a car." All he had to do at the moment was: rent a car and go to Orlando.

A/N: Thanks for all the great reviews! = ) I loved them. Well, in the next chapter Johnny is going to travel to Orlando. Many brainfrezzys machines and free guides! = )

 

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