[We return from commercial with a close-up of Randal, and he has a scared
expression on his face.
Dark music plays in the background and the background is dark.]
Randal: NO! NO! Get it away!
[He backs away from what he sees, screaming. The music suddenly turns off with a scratch
noise and the camera turns to show Dante holding the keys to the video store.]
Dante: What is wrong with you?
Randal: Uhh..[picks up a banana] I don't have any vitamins in me! [Dante grabs him by the wrist and begins to drag Randal out the door. Randal is having a tantrum and screaming the way out.] NOOOO! THE NEW NAVY SEALS VIDEO CAME IN! NOOOOOOOOO! [While Dante throws him in the store, Jay and Silent Bob run in and steal a bunch of stuff.]
[We now see Leonardo Leonardo's office, he is leaning on his poorly assembled Ikea desk. Plug is nearby, dusting off things, not something a publicist robot enjoys to do.]
Leonardo: Plug, why didn't I think of this before!? I can BUY the Quick Stop! [He begins laughing maniacally, with evil music in the background. He pauses laughing for a minute, and the music scratches off. He looks out the window. ] Wait.. WHY didn't I do this before? [Plug and him both look toward the camera.] Oh well..[He begins laughing maniacally again, the camera fades out and we see Randal at the RST counter, drawing on a piece of paper. Dante walks in right when Randal finishes.]
Randal: Ah..Dante, I am a genius! I have formulated the PERFECT plan to stop Leonardo from buying the store. [He hands the paper to Dante and Dante scans over it. It's a stick figure drawing of Randal, with "genius" clothes on, hitting Leonardo with a frying pan. Stick figure Dante is sitting in a wheelchair, playing checkers with Plug. The caption under Dante reads: "Biggest Idiot Ever".]
Dante: I can't even find the words.
Randal: Hey, it's better than that time I tried to assassinate Ted Danson!
[We fade to a memory. Randal is in the third floor of a building, assembling a rifle, he aims out the window and fires three shots.]
People in the street: SOMEONE SHOT TREY PARKER! SCATTER!!
[We return to RST.]
Dante: I still don't understand how you mistook Trey Parker for Ted Danson!
Randal: Hey, they're both annoying. [Dante nods in agreement.]
Dante: So, what are we going to do?
Randal: [Turns on a video] Eh. Can it wait? I'm trying to watch Empire.
Dante: Spread the love, Randal.
[Dante sighs, Mooby walks on and hugs him, Dante stares, but Randal doesn't, and we fade commerical.
Dark music plays in the background and the background is dark.]
Randal: NO! NO! Get it away!
[He backs away from what he sees, screaming. The music suddenly turns off with a scratch
noise and the camera turns to show Dante holding the keys to the video store.]
Dante: What is wrong with you?
Randal: Uhh..[picks up a banana] I don't have any vitamins in me! [Dante grabs him by the wrist and begins to drag Randal out the door. Randal is having a tantrum and screaming the way out.] NOOOO! THE NEW NAVY SEALS VIDEO CAME IN! NOOOOOOOOO! [While Dante throws him in the store, Jay and Silent Bob run in and steal a bunch of stuff.]
[We now see Leonardo Leonardo's office, he is leaning on his poorly assembled Ikea desk. Plug is nearby, dusting off things, not something a publicist robot enjoys to do.]
Leonardo: Plug, why didn't I think of this before!? I can BUY the Quick Stop! [He begins laughing maniacally, with evil music in the background. He pauses laughing for a minute, and the music scratches off. He looks out the window. ] Wait.. WHY didn't I do this before? [Plug and him both look toward the camera.] Oh well..[He begins laughing maniacally again, the camera fades out and we see Randal at the RST counter, drawing on a piece of paper. Dante walks in right when Randal finishes.]
Randal: Ah..Dante, I am a genius! I have formulated the PERFECT plan to stop Leonardo from buying the store. [He hands the paper to Dante and Dante scans over it. It's a stick figure drawing of Randal, with "genius" clothes on, hitting Leonardo with a frying pan. Stick figure Dante is sitting in a wheelchair, playing checkers with Plug. The caption under Dante reads: "Biggest Idiot Ever".]
Dante: I can't even find the words.
Randal: Hey, it's better than that time I tried to assassinate Ted Danson!
[We fade to a memory. Randal is in the third floor of a building, assembling a rifle, he aims out the window and fires three shots.]
People in the street: SOMEONE SHOT TREY PARKER! SCATTER!!
[We return to RST.]
Dante: I still don't understand how you mistook Trey Parker for Ted Danson!
Randal: Hey, they're both annoying. [Dante nods in agreement.]
Dante: So, what are we going to do?
Randal: [Turns on a video] Eh. Can it wait? I'm trying to watch Empire.
Dante: Spread the love, Randal.
[Dante sighs, Mooby walks on and hugs him, Dante stares, but Randal doesn't, and we fade commerical.