*disclaimer (can't forget that!) Ahem, I do NOT own Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon and/or any other anime that is mentioned in this fic. However, I DO own the crowd, so NEE! So don't bother suing, you won't get anything, so there!! So sit back and enjoy the show! Hey, I've used a lot of so's, hmm, oh well! (back to the fic)*
..."We've got to commentate on this game, CALM DOWN!!" He noticed a message flashing on their pager. "Alright ladies and gentlemen it looks like it's time fo-or COMMERCIALS!!"
Commercial break...
(Camera zooms in on a ship floating on some water) Child's voice comes on, "And here we have the cruise ship, that's actually an F-16 fighter jet in disguise, *this being said rather quickly* when suddenly *the kid's hand appears, holding a toy shark twice the size of the ship* a giant man-eating cannibalistic shark appears and suicide-bombs the ship!" A giant explosion can be heard as the shark falls on the ship; the smoke clears and there's blood on the water, little dismembered limbs are floating everywhere. New voice comes on, "You can create your own violent stories with your own actors with the new game, 'Cannibalism isn't just for humans.' Of course you might wish to do this when your parents aren't around..." The kid's voice comes back on. "But amazingly the F-16 disguised as a cruise ship survives and a horrible, bloody fight ensues..." The 2nd voice comes back on, "Only for Playstation."
* * *
The screen goes black and a new commercial comes on: "Critics are raving, Gundam Gone Mad is a truly exhilarating movie. Siskel and Ebert call it the most unromantic, action-packed movie of all time.' Animerica and Toonami give it 4 stars and 'Two thumbs up.'" Screen shows a Gundam, yellow with pink bunnies dancing on it, dancing serenely to "Swan Lake" in a forest with all the little forest animals watching entranced. The scene changes to the Gundam dancing to "Smooth Criminal" in the middle of Tokyo, wreaking havoc on the city. The forest animals are nowhere to be seen, but some suspicious-looking feathers, blood stains, and skin can be seen on it. Voice comes back on, "Beware the Mad Gundam..." The Gundam fills the screen, points his gun and shoots...
* * *
Screen shows BellDandy and Skul going at it in a wrestling mach. Narrator comes on: "Better than WWF Wrestling, better than Celebrity Death Match..." Urd shows up and blasts them both with lightning. Camera zooms in on Duo Maxwell and Washu, sitting in the commentators booth and their voices come on, "OOOH, that was dirty. BellDandy and Skul don't even know what hit 'em!" "Too true, too true. It looks like they're down for the count!" They both look at the camera, "WELCOME TOoooO ANIME FIGHT RING!!" Narrator comes back on, "Premieres March 31st, 7 pm."
* * *
WEEELCOOOME BAAACK!!" Relena smiles serenely at the camera, as if she hadn't just had a small temper-tantrum, as it zooms in on her and Mamoru. "You haven't missed much, just Wufei and Rei exchanging insults, ALRIGHT REI!!"
"HA! Wufei is SOO much better!"
"Whatever!"
"You know I'm right Relena!"
"Oh please, you're just miffed about that little episode between Rei and Usagi." Relena covered Mamoru's mouth before he could say anything more. "WHOAH!! Makato, Rei, and Minako are skating around Wufei so fast that he's getting dizzy. They're moving in, OUCH!" The crowd flinched as all three of them tackled him.
Heero, seeing this, automatically reached for a gun and Professor J started shouting at him, "Forget your gun, you have a hockey stick and a helmet! That's all you need, attack her!! Kill her! Use your stick and bash her head in. Use your helmet and knock 'em out!!" Heero nodded at him and joined the brawl, using his hockey stick to hit anyone in his way, not really caring if it was a teammate or not.
Trowa, jumping into the fray, did some acrobatic stuff and was promptly thrown into a wall, where he sat dazed for a moment, then jumped back in. Quatre ran around in circles, crying and telling them, "Fighting's not right! We shouldn't have to fight, the war's over!" and various other things like that. Duo, seeing what was going on, stopped scoring and watched. He started laughing maniacally when he saw Chibi-Usa and Heero going at it. Cheering Chibi-Usa on, ignoring Heero's death glare, he didn't notice as Minako skated up to him.
"Shouldn't you be cheering your teammate on?" She asked.
He shrugged, "Yeah, probably, but it's just SOO much fun making Heero angry." He grinned at her. "Besides, Chibi-Usa isn't doing so bad against him, and normally she'd be dead by now. ALRIGHT REI!! KILL HIM!" He screamed as Rei came to help Chibi-Usa.
"You know," Minako gave him an appraising look. "You wouldn't make a bad Sailor Scout. Be one of the Sailor Stars so you wouldn't have to wear those short skirts."
Duo squealed in excitement. "REALLY? You really think so? That would be SOO cool, and I'd getta hang out with you and the other cute sailors."
"On second thought, maybe we should make you a member of our team, you're moody enough, crazy enough. Hmm, I'll have to ask Luna." She skated off.
"WAIT!! TELL ME HOW!! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HANGING!!" He skated after her, shouting at her to come back and tell him more.
Setsuna watched as the mini fights became one huge brawl, disgust evident on her face. Disgust which turned quickly to anger as she watched her two refs join in. The crowd, sensing that she was about to stop the fight, began to throw everything they could get their hands on at her. After a few seconds, she lost it. "Pluto Planet Power, Make UP!" She gripped her staff and shouted, "DEAD SCREAM!!" Shooting her attack at various places she effectively demolished the safety glass surrounding the rink, and got the crowd to stop throwing things at her. Laughing at the crowd's shocked faces, she grabbed a mike out of nowhere. "HAHAHA!! You think you're all that when really, you are nothing but BUGS!! BUGS!! All of you! And would you like to know what I do to bugs? I SQUISH 'EM!! KILL 'EM DEAD!! MWAHAHAHA!!"
Thinking that it wasn't Setsuna shouting, the hockey players, and refs, continued fighting, and Wufei threw a stray hockey puck at the source of the noise...
"THAT'S IT!! I'M SICK OF ALL OF YOU!!" She whirled around and glared at the players, and refs, who all quailed at the sight of her. Slowly, she began to advance. "Do you see this?!" She hissed, pointing at her staff. "This is the Key of Time, and with this key, I can destroy all of your measly little lives!" She began to laugh, softly, maniacally. "For you see, I hate being ignored, I hate it when people are rude and don't listen to what I'm saying, and when people are rude, they need to be punished and disciplined. I hate it when people think I'm some sort of pushover who bends to their every whim, because you see, I'm not some pushover, oh no, not I. I also hate it when people call me antisocial and unfriendly, because I'm very friendly and social, right Michiru, Haruka?"
Looking quite scared, they both nodded frantically, and began to back away.
"STAY RIGHT THERE!! I'm not finished yet. I also hate it when people talk behind my back and call me evil. I'M NOT EVIL!! I have sacrificed my whole stinking life for the forces of good, not once have I wavered, not once have I hesitated in indecision while facing the forces of evil, unlike someone I know, *cough* Serena *cough*, but we won't name any names. And still, you have the nerve to call me, ME of all people, an fit leader. Look at your leader, a whiny, crybaby, klutzy, why am I always the one who has to do everything, IDIOT!!! The nerve of you people!! Without me, you wouldn't be anything, any of you!! You'd all be nothing, NOTHING!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?! Do you understand?! Are you intelligent enough to understand these big words that I am using?!" Noticing the scared looks being sent her way, she laughed, laughed like someone gone insane *think Joker, the Riddler those kinds of laughs* and everyone flinched.
Pacing back and forth, she noticed the two commentators and she grinned and laughed some more. Mamoru was frantically trying to dial the nearest mental institute, while Relena was busy flashing her I'm-scared-but-I'm-not-hysterical-yet smile. Both of them shrieked, however, as Setsuna slammed her staff on the phone, effectively putting it out of order. "This game is OVER!! MWAHAHAHA!! DEAD SCREAM!!!" She shot her attack everywhere, laughing gleefully as it melted the ice and caused some minor explosions. Smirking, she disappeared only to reappear at the Gates of Time.
Everyone looked at each other, bewildered. "So, uh, what just happened here?" Duo asked.
"Um, well, it would appear uh that Setsuna, a.k.a Sailor Pluto, lost it." Chibi-Usa said. Everyone nodded. "So what happens now?" She looked around at the destruction. "There's no announcer booth, and both of our announcers are out of it." Everyone looked at Mamoru and Relena who were crying hysterically. "The ice is chopped up, so we can't continue our hockey match, and the scoreboards are broken, so we don't know the score, but it is SO obvious that MY team won."
"NO IT'S NOT!!" Duo snapped. "I was the one who scored the last five points while everyone was brawling!"
"Whatever!" Rei snarled. "You missed every single one of them!"
"How would you know?!" Wufei snapped back. "You were too busy fighting with me to watch!"
"Oh please, I was killing you so badly I would've had time to score 8 times and still know what was going on everywhere else in the rink while still beating you!"
"And yet," Heero remarked in his usual monotone. "you didn't score once, and had no idea what was going on when I came up behind you and almost hit you before that little runt attacked me."
Out of nowhere Chaos and MarieMaia appeared, "As you can see, no one is in fit condition to say who won, SOOO, we, the bad guys, get to. OOOH, what fun!" They both looked at each other and giggled like two-year olds. "What do we get to screw up this time?" Before either one of them could say anything, Sailor Pluto appeared above everyone.
Shouting to be heard above the terrified shrieks that heralded her arrival, she announced the winner, "It was the Gundam Pilots!" She disappeared again while everyone was shouting angrily and/or happily.
"They did not!" "WE DID TOO!!" and so on.
..."We've got to commentate on this game, CALM DOWN!!" He noticed a message flashing on their pager. "Alright ladies and gentlemen it looks like it's time fo-or COMMERCIALS!!"
Commercial break...
(Camera zooms in on a ship floating on some water) Child's voice comes on, "And here we have the cruise ship, that's actually an F-16 fighter jet in disguise, *this being said rather quickly* when suddenly *the kid's hand appears, holding a toy shark twice the size of the ship* a giant man-eating cannibalistic shark appears and suicide-bombs the ship!" A giant explosion can be heard as the shark falls on the ship; the smoke clears and there's blood on the water, little dismembered limbs are floating everywhere. New voice comes on, "You can create your own violent stories with your own actors with the new game, 'Cannibalism isn't just for humans.' Of course you might wish to do this when your parents aren't around..." The kid's voice comes back on. "But amazingly the F-16 disguised as a cruise ship survives and a horrible, bloody fight ensues..." The 2nd voice comes back on, "Only for Playstation."
* * *
The screen goes black and a new commercial comes on: "Critics are raving, Gundam Gone Mad is a truly exhilarating movie. Siskel and Ebert call it the most unromantic, action-packed movie of all time.' Animerica and Toonami give it 4 stars and 'Two thumbs up.'" Screen shows a Gundam, yellow with pink bunnies dancing on it, dancing serenely to "Swan Lake" in a forest with all the little forest animals watching entranced. The scene changes to the Gundam dancing to "Smooth Criminal" in the middle of Tokyo, wreaking havoc on the city. The forest animals are nowhere to be seen, but some suspicious-looking feathers, blood stains, and skin can be seen on it. Voice comes back on, "Beware the Mad Gundam..." The Gundam fills the screen, points his gun and shoots...
* * *
Screen shows BellDandy and Skul going at it in a wrestling mach. Narrator comes on: "Better than WWF Wrestling, better than Celebrity Death Match..." Urd shows up and blasts them both with lightning. Camera zooms in on Duo Maxwell and Washu, sitting in the commentators booth and their voices come on, "OOOH, that was dirty. BellDandy and Skul don't even know what hit 'em!" "Too true, too true. It looks like they're down for the count!" They both look at the camera, "WELCOME TOoooO ANIME FIGHT RING!!" Narrator comes back on, "Premieres March 31st, 7 pm."
* * *
WEEELCOOOME BAAACK!!" Relena smiles serenely at the camera, as if she hadn't just had a small temper-tantrum, as it zooms in on her and Mamoru. "You haven't missed much, just Wufei and Rei exchanging insults, ALRIGHT REI!!"
"HA! Wufei is SOO much better!"
"Whatever!"
"You know I'm right Relena!"
"Oh please, you're just miffed about that little episode between Rei and Usagi." Relena covered Mamoru's mouth before he could say anything more. "WHOAH!! Makato, Rei, and Minako are skating around Wufei so fast that he's getting dizzy. They're moving in, OUCH!" The crowd flinched as all three of them tackled him.
Heero, seeing this, automatically reached for a gun and Professor J started shouting at him, "Forget your gun, you have a hockey stick and a helmet! That's all you need, attack her!! Kill her! Use your stick and bash her head in. Use your helmet and knock 'em out!!" Heero nodded at him and joined the brawl, using his hockey stick to hit anyone in his way, not really caring if it was a teammate or not.
Trowa, jumping into the fray, did some acrobatic stuff and was promptly thrown into a wall, where he sat dazed for a moment, then jumped back in. Quatre ran around in circles, crying and telling them, "Fighting's not right! We shouldn't have to fight, the war's over!" and various other things like that. Duo, seeing what was going on, stopped scoring and watched. He started laughing maniacally when he saw Chibi-Usa and Heero going at it. Cheering Chibi-Usa on, ignoring Heero's death glare, he didn't notice as Minako skated up to him.
"Shouldn't you be cheering your teammate on?" She asked.
He shrugged, "Yeah, probably, but it's just SOO much fun making Heero angry." He grinned at her. "Besides, Chibi-Usa isn't doing so bad against him, and normally she'd be dead by now. ALRIGHT REI!! KILL HIM!" He screamed as Rei came to help Chibi-Usa.
"You know," Minako gave him an appraising look. "You wouldn't make a bad Sailor Scout. Be one of the Sailor Stars so you wouldn't have to wear those short skirts."
Duo squealed in excitement. "REALLY? You really think so? That would be SOO cool, and I'd getta hang out with you and the other cute sailors."
"On second thought, maybe we should make you a member of our team, you're moody enough, crazy enough. Hmm, I'll have to ask Luna." She skated off.
"WAIT!! TELL ME HOW!! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HANGING!!" He skated after her, shouting at her to come back and tell him more.
Setsuna watched as the mini fights became one huge brawl, disgust evident on her face. Disgust which turned quickly to anger as she watched her two refs join in. The crowd, sensing that she was about to stop the fight, began to throw everything they could get their hands on at her. After a few seconds, she lost it. "Pluto Planet Power, Make UP!" She gripped her staff and shouted, "DEAD SCREAM!!" Shooting her attack at various places she effectively demolished the safety glass surrounding the rink, and got the crowd to stop throwing things at her. Laughing at the crowd's shocked faces, she grabbed a mike out of nowhere. "HAHAHA!! You think you're all that when really, you are nothing but BUGS!! BUGS!! All of you! And would you like to know what I do to bugs? I SQUISH 'EM!! KILL 'EM DEAD!! MWAHAHAHA!!"
Thinking that it wasn't Setsuna shouting, the hockey players, and refs, continued fighting, and Wufei threw a stray hockey puck at the source of the noise...
"THAT'S IT!! I'M SICK OF ALL OF YOU!!" She whirled around and glared at the players, and refs, who all quailed at the sight of her. Slowly, she began to advance. "Do you see this?!" She hissed, pointing at her staff. "This is the Key of Time, and with this key, I can destroy all of your measly little lives!" She began to laugh, softly, maniacally. "For you see, I hate being ignored, I hate it when people are rude and don't listen to what I'm saying, and when people are rude, they need to be punished and disciplined. I hate it when people think I'm some sort of pushover who bends to their every whim, because you see, I'm not some pushover, oh no, not I. I also hate it when people call me antisocial and unfriendly, because I'm very friendly and social, right Michiru, Haruka?"
Looking quite scared, they both nodded frantically, and began to back away.
"STAY RIGHT THERE!! I'm not finished yet. I also hate it when people talk behind my back and call me evil. I'M NOT EVIL!! I have sacrificed my whole stinking life for the forces of good, not once have I wavered, not once have I hesitated in indecision while facing the forces of evil, unlike someone I know, *cough* Serena *cough*, but we won't name any names. And still, you have the nerve to call me, ME of all people, an fit leader. Look at your leader, a whiny, crybaby, klutzy, why am I always the one who has to do everything, IDIOT!!! The nerve of you people!! Without me, you wouldn't be anything, any of you!! You'd all be nothing, NOTHING!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?! Do you understand?! Are you intelligent enough to understand these big words that I am using?!" Noticing the scared looks being sent her way, she laughed, laughed like someone gone insane *think Joker, the Riddler those kinds of laughs* and everyone flinched.
Pacing back and forth, she noticed the two commentators and she grinned and laughed some more. Mamoru was frantically trying to dial the nearest mental institute, while Relena was busy flashing her I'm-scared-but-I'm-not-hysterical-yet smile. Both of them shrieked, however, as Setsuna slammed her staff on the phone, effectively putting it out of order. "This game is OVER!! MWAHAHAHA!! DEAD SCREAM!!!" She shot her attack everywhere, laughing gleefully as it melted the ice and caused some minor explosions. Smirking, she disappeared only to reappear at the Gates of Time.
Everyone looked at each other, bewildered. "So, uh, what just happened here?" Duo asked.
"Um, well, it would appear uh that Setsuna, a.k.a Sailor Pluto, lost it." Chibi-Usa said. Everyone nodded. "So what happens now?" She looked around at the destruction. "There's no announcer booth, and both of our announcers are out of it." Everyone looked at Mamoru and Relena who were crying hysterically. "The ice is chopped up, so we can't continue our hockey match, and the scoreboards are broken, so we don't know the score, but it is SO obvious that MY team won."
"NO IT'S NOT!!" Duo snapped. "I was the one who scored the last five points while everyone was brawling!"
"Whatever!" Rei snarled. "You missed every single one of them!"
"How would you know?!" Wufei snapped back. "You were too busy fighting with me to watch!"
"Oh please, I was killing you so badly I would've had time to score 8 times and still know what was going on everywhere else in the rink while still beating you!"
"And yet," Heero remarked in his usual monotone. "you didn't score once, and had no idea what was going on when I came up behind you and almost hit you before that little runt attacked me."
Out of nowhere Chaos and MarieMaia appeared, "As you can see, no one is in fit condition to say who won, SOOO, we, the bad guys, get to. OOOH, what fun!" They both looked at each other and giggled like two-year olds. "What do we get to screw up this time?" Before either one of them could say anything, Sailor Pluto appeared above everyone.
Shouting to be heard above the terrified shrieks that heralded her arrival, she announced the winner, "It was the Gundam Pilots!" She disappeared again while everyone was shouting angrily and/or happily.
"They did not!" "WE DID TOO!!" and so on.