Characters: Obi-wan, Qui-gon
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Summary: Obi-Wan goes on the toughest mission and biggest adventure of his life with the help of Qui-Gon. Takes place before TPM.
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One day Obi-Wan Kenobi is pondering his life deeply, as the waters run cold. He wants to change, so he goes to speak with Qui-Gon Jinn, his master.
"Qui-Gon, I'm going to change myself for the better," Obi-Wan says.
Qui-Gon looks at his apprentice. "Okay, just don't kill yourself, or the council might get mad at me, especially Cone Head Man and my blind girlfriend Tahl, a.k.a. the temple dyke."
Obi-Wan leaves while Qui-Gon continues to drink his rum.
THE NEXT DAY
"Qui-Gon!" Obi-Wan shouts.
"Yes my young padawan?"
"I went home and rethought my life, and changed for the better!"
Qui-Gon finishes the rest of his rum before looking at his apprentice. "That's nice, what'd you do?"
"I changed my last name!" Obi-Wan states proudly.
Qui-Gon stares at his padawan for a few moments while Obi-Wan gloats.
"Um...okay?!" Qui-Gon is confused like the wife. Qui now has the feeling that he has been drinking too much, on account of he has been drinking non-stop since the previous day.
"I am now Obi-Wan Katrinky!" Obi-Wan says.
Qui-Gon thinks for a moment, and pats his padawan on the head. "Good boy," he says. "You better go tell the council."
"Okay!" Obi-Wan skips to the council room. Qui-Gon frantically searches for more rum.
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Disclaimer: Everything in the Star Wars universe does not belong to me, aminominominously, the best reviewer and now fanfiction writer in this universe. I'm am aminominominously.
Summary: Obi-Wan goes on the toughest mission and biggest adventure of his life with the help of Qui-Gon. Takes place before TPM.
I'm am aminominominously.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
One day Obi-Wan Kenobi is pondering his life deeply, as the waters run cold. He wants to change, so he goes to speak with Qui-Gon Jinn, his master.
"Qui-Gon, I'm going to change myself for the better," Obi-Wan says.
Qui-Gon looks at his apprentice. "Okay, just don't kill yourself, or the council might get mad at me, especially Cone Head Man and my blind girlfriend Tahl, a.k.a. the temple dyke."
Obi-Wan leaves while Qui-Gon continues to drink his rum.
THE NEXT DAY
"Qui-Gon!" Obi-Wan shouts.
"Yes my young padawan?"
"I went home and rethought my life, and changed for the better!"
Qui-Gon finishes the rest of his rum before looking at his apprentice. "That's nice, what'd you do?"
"I changed my last name!" Obi-Wan states proudly.
Qui-Gon stares at his padawan for a few moments while Obi-Wan gloats.
"Um...okay?!" Qui-Gon is confused like the wife. Qui now has the feeling that he has been drinking too much, on account of he has been drinking non-stop since the previous day.
"I am now Obi-Wan Katrinky!" Obi-Wan says.
Qui-Gon thinks for a moment, and pats his padawan on the head. "Good boy," he says. "You better go tell the council."
"Okay!" Obi-Wan skips to the council room. Qui-Gon frantically searches for more rum.
THE FINISH LINE--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you flame me, I hate you forever. Leave me the hell alone! I'm am aminominominously.