Sailor Moon-
Episode ??????: Another STUPID episode of Sailor Moon
NOTE: I don't know Mina's Japanese name.
::Usagi and Makato walk into the arcade::
Usagi: Want to play a racing game, Lita?
Makato: No, you idiot, I get car sick easily!
Usagi: O_o
Makato: AND "Lita" is my American name! God, you are SOOOOOO stupid, you malcontent lewdster.
Usagi: You're confusing me!
::Starts crying like she always annoyingly does::
Makato: Fine, you little baby We'll play a STUPID racing game and WHATNOT.
Usagi: Why are you capitalizing all those big words?
Makato: Shaddup. Let's just play.
::TRANSITION: STREET CORNER: MAKATO'S THROWING UP::
Usagi: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww . . . .
Makato: Told you I got car sick! You don't care about anyone but yourself!
Usagi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Makato: SHUT UP!!!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT UP! SHUT UP UP UP UP!!!!!!!!!!
Usagi: You sound like the Big-O opening. Ya know, "Big O O O O O-"
Makato: Shut up, I know what you're talking about.
Usagi: Huh?
Makato: What?
Usagi: Errrr . .
Makato: Uhhhhhh . . .
::Ten tedious hours later::
Usagi: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . HEY! Makato! Where did you go?
::TRANSITION: REI'S HOUSE: STUDYING::
Rei: God, that forsaken cry baby is late again? I think her name should be taken out of the title and it should be "Sailor Other four".
Ami: Well, that doesn't exactly sound that good . . .
Rei: Ami, SHUT UP. You ALWAYS make everything politically correct!
Ami: You used "politically correct" wrong . . .
Mina: Uh, we should get studying . . .
Rei: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Usagi runs into room::
Usagi: Wow, that's a lot of exclamation marks.
All: O_o
Usagi: What? You're confusing me!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
::Rei runs up and starts choking Usagi::
Rei: USAGI!!!! I HATE YOU FOR NO APPERENT REASON!!!!
Ami: Can we please work . . .
Rei: NO!!! This is in EVERY repetitive episode of Sailor Moon! We have to follow the script! Duh!!!
Mina: Ugh. You guys are like, uh, soooooooo stupid.
Rei: OOOOOOOO, what a thought out insult.
Usagi: Rei . . . Yo . . .ur . . . Still . . .chu . . . .kin. . .g. . me . . .
Rei: Huh? Oh, yeah, sorry, just sometimes you need a good choking.
Usagi: Ah, gotcha.
Ami: I have just come up with a conclusion, Makato is not here.
Mina: Hey, you're right! We didn't notice because we only use ½ percent of our brain! No, wait, ¼!
Rei: Barely, we waste all our intelligence-
Usagi: We have intelligence?! YAY!
Rei: *_* As I was saying, we waste all our intelligence on phrases like, "Cool your jets!", "You're trippen'", and "That was phat!".
Mina: Yeah! EVEN Ami says that stuff!
Ami: WHAT?! It's the American script writers, not me!
Usagi: Yeah, right . . . . .
Mina: Usagi, I wouldn't be talking.
Ami: Hey! We're getting off track! We have to find Makato! Come on girls!
Rei: There's one I forgot, "Come on girls!"
::TRANSITION: STREET CORNER: LOOKING FOR MAKATO::
Usagi: Hey, she's not here!
Rei: We've been here for at least six minutes and you haven't noticed that?
Usagi: Uh, yeah.
ALL: *sigh*
::Figure moves in the darkness::
Usagi: Hey, someone's there!
ALL: Huh?
Usagi: Didn't you see him! Or it, or her, or whatever.
ALL: Huh?
Usagi: Didn't you see "it"?
ALL: Huh?
Usagi: You're confusing me!
::TRANSITION: EVIL LAIR: EVIL PERSON TALKING TO MINIONS::
Evil dude: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Those Sailor Brats will, uh, go away! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Minions A: Man, haven't you noticed how EVERY SM villain says, "Sailor Brats"? Think of something new, Evil Emperor Dude.
Evil Emperor Dude: Fine, uh, how about, Sailor, uh, nincompoops?
Minion C: That sounds good.
Evil Emperor Dude: Good. Now that our evil, uh, thing, is out looking for Sailor Jupiter, we, uh, can watch TV!
Minion D: Great!
Minion B: Can we watch Friends?
Minion A: NO! Spongebob Squarepants!
Minion C: WHAT?! TRL!
Minion D: How about Dateline?
Evil Emperor Dude: I CHOOSE! We will watch, uh, The Andy Griffin Show!
ALL: Ugh.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . .