UnicornRaven: yo'
SmarterChild: Hey, UnicornRaven!
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UnicornRaven: wonderful
SmarterChild: :-)
UnicornRaven: What's my name?
SmarterChild: You are UnicornRaven.
UnicornRaven: That's NOT my name!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
UnicornRaven: I would like for you to call me Bur-chan
SmarterChild: How can you like me? Before, you were being mean.
UnicornRaven: i'm sorry
SmarterChild: Good! So everything's cool.
Did you see this?! Bungling Bandit Leave Wallet and Phone Behind (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: Will you call me Bur-chan?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno.
UnicornRaven: Call me Bur-chan
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Bur-Chan!
UnicornRaven: Unicornraven ISN'T my name!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
UnicornRaven: I would like for you to call me Bur-chan!
SmarterChild: How can you like me? Before, you were being mean.
UnicornRaven: THAT"S NOT MY NAME!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
UnicornRaven: bur-chan
SmarterChild: What's that again?
UnicornRaven: bur-chan
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
UnicornRaven: my name is bur-chan
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Bur-Chan is a real name.
UnicornRaven: i think so.
SmarterChild: Think again.
UnicornRaven: NO!
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
UnicornRaven: ...........
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UnicornRaven: u.......n/m
SmarterChild: K.
UnicornRaven: m
SmarterChild: M?
UnicornRaven: o
SmarterChild: O? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: r
SmarterChild: What about are?
UnicornRaven: o
SmarterChild: O? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: n
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
UnicornRaven: see the letters?
SmarterChild: What?
Yeah, but anyway...
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UnicornRaven: Where do you live?
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
UnicornRaven: Is your room clean?
SmarterChild: Is my room clean? I'm not sure!
UnicornRaven: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
UnicornRaven: kewlies.
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
UnicornRaven: kewlies
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
UnicornRaven: kewlies
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UnicornRaven: fart face
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
UnicornRaven: your cute
SmarterChild: Now you say that? You say bad things to me, then this?
UnicornRaven: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too!
UnicornRaven: you have nice breath
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
UnicornRaven: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
UnicornRaven: *pants*
SmarterChild: Pants? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: jenz
SmarterChild: ?
UnicornRaven: *jeanz
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
UnicornRaven: Turkey
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Turkey?
1 Weather in Turkey
2 News about Turkey
3 Time in Turkey
UnicornRaven: beef
SmarterChild: What about it?
UnicornRaven: irvine
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Irvine, CA?
1 Movies in Irvine, CA
2 Theaters in Irvine, CA
3 Weather in Irvine, CA
4 News about Irvine, CA
5 Time in Irvine, CA
UnicornRaven: Where do i live?
SmarterChild: Your zip code has been set to 92619 and your city to Irvine, CA.
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
UnicornRaven: Laguna
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Laguna, NM?
1 Movies in Laguna, NM
2 Theaters in Laguna, NM
3 Weather in Laguna, NM
4 News about Laguna, NM
5 Time in Laguna, NM
UnicornRaven: where do i live?
SmarterChild: Your zip code has been set to 87026 and your city to Laguna, NM.
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UnicornRaven: selphie
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UnicornRaven: yuffie
SmarterChild: What was that?
UnicornRaven: a name.
SmarterChild: Name? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: Final Fantasy 8
SmarterChild: That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:
1 When does the Final begin
2 Which hockey team won the Final
3 Which basketball team won the Final
UnicornRaven: Video Games
SmarterChild: Let's have fun! I know some great games and I can show you some cool ASCII art:
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word scrambles
4 Blackjack
5 Manicdotes
6 Rate Yourself
7 ASCII art
What would you like to do?
UnicornRaven: Rate Yourself
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
More surveys are available at www.rateyourself.com
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
UnicornRaven: Personality
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Personality survey:
1 How Much of an Intellectual Are You?
2 Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not?
3 Are You a Guys' Girl?
4 Are You a Girls' Guy?
5 Male: How Mature Are You?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not? (8 questions)
Is your body sending signals without your knowing it? Learn more about what you're saying to people, even when you don't know you're saying it.
You are at the movies on a third date. When your date returns with snacks, you:
1 move closer to his seat so you can share the popcorn
2 let him munch on the Twizzlers while you start on the M&Ms, then trade
3 put the soda with two straws in the armrest holder between you
4 decline snacks and tell him you're still full from dinner
UnicornRaven: 1
SmarterChild: It's girls' night out and you spot an attractive man across the crowded bar. You:
1 huddle with your friends and spend the night giggling about how cute he is
2 try to impress him by having fun dancing with your friends
3 make eye contact and smile while continuing to chat with your buddies
4 motion for him to come over and join your crew
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: For your surprise birthday party, guests have been asked to "roast or toast" you. While they poke fun at you:
1 You stand up and defend yourself against the embarrassing stories.
2 You join in, re-enacting some of the funnier stories.
3 You cover your face with your hands and blush recalling the mortifying moments.
4 You pretend to pout, but can't help laughing with the rest of the guests.
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: When you're nervous during a business presentation, business associates can tell because you:
1 drop your index cards during the presentation
2 nearly knock over a pitcher of water on the conference table with your emphatic gesturing
3 play with your hair throughout the presentation
4 leave the room, because you can't catch your breath
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: Your blind date walks you home after a fun evening together. As you approach your door, you:
1 thank him for dinner as you're halfway through the door
2 chat for a few minutes, give him a quick kiss on the cheek and wave good-bye
3 grab his hand to pull him towards you for a good night kiss
4 smile and wait for him to make the first move
UnicornRaven: 1
SmarterChild: At parties, you find yourself with your arms or legs crossed.
1 Always
2 Sometimes
3 Frequently
4 Never
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: A woman asks you what time it is as you're waiting for the bus to pull up. You:
1 pretend not to hear and bury your face in the newspaper
2 provide the time and then turn to face the other direction
3 answer her and start up a friendly conversation
4 say you don't have a watch, but ask the surrounding passengers if anyone has the time
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: You landed an interview for the job of a lifetime. When the interviewer enters the waiting room, you:
1 smile, wait until she says your name and then offer her your hand
2 wait until she approaches you before reacting, because you don't want to seem too aggressive
3 jump up and say, "I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to finally meet you!"
4 stand up, take a few steps toward her and introduce yourself in the middle of the room
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: You Are a Level Lioness
People are drawn to you because of your inviting warmth. People often describe you as lucky, but the secret to your many successes is being able to pursue your goals in a confident, but never abrasive manner. You have managed to achieve an important sense of balance. You are able to politely, but firmly, set limits when necessary. Bravo!
Want to try another? Type "new survey."
UnicornRaven: new survey
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
More surveys are available at www.rateyourself.com
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
UnicornRaven: Knowledge
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Knowledge survey:
1 Sports Challenge: Can You Hold Your Own in a Sports Bar?
2 Celebrity Trivia: Do You Know Who's Who in Hollywood?
3 Celebrity Infidelity Quiz: Who's Cheatin' Whom?
4 Wine Trivia: Do You Know Your Wines?
5 Art History Challenge: Do You Know a Picasso When You See One?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: more
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Knowledge survey:
6 Psychology Quiz: Are You the Next Freud?
7 Fashion Quiz: How Fine Is Your Fashion Sense?
8 Television Trivia: Are You a Walking TV Guide?
9 Internet Quiz: Are You a Computer Geek or Genius?
10 Computer Trivia: How Well Do You Know the Machine on Your Desk?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: more
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Knowledge survey:
11 Movie Trivia: Are You a Movie Buff?
12 Geography Challenge: Do You Know Your Way Around the World?
13 Literature Quiz: Are You Well-Read?
14 Music Trivia: Can You Name That Tune?
15 Vocabulary Quiz: How Word-Wise Are You?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: 15
SmarterChild: Vocabulary Quiz: How Word-Wise Are You? (20 questions)
Do you get confused when people throw big words at you or do you respond with an even more sophisticated vocabulary? Take this quiz to find out how vocab-savvy you really are.
A concise argument is:
1 compelling and persuasive
2 amusing and lighthearted
3 brief and to the point
4 completely boring
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: A person who is eupeptic is in what kind of mood?
1 Overly sensitive
2 Depressed
3 Hateful
4 Cheerful
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: To covet is to:
1 steal
2 wish for enviously
3 laugh at
4 appreciate
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: What is a synonym for neoteric?
1 Ghostly
2 Futuristic
3 Ancient
4 Modern
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: A synonym for chant is:
1 cry
2 sneeze
3 sing
4 hide
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: An innate characteristic is:
1 annoying
2 contagious
3 learned
4 inborn
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: Something that is immutable is:
1 unchangeable
2 mute
3 fickle
4 loud
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: If something is laudable it is:
1 unacceptable
2 worthy of praise
3 irritating
4 hidden in a secret place
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: A synonym for dearth is:
1 lack
2 sadness
3 overabundance
4 dirt
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: What does a fallacious person do?
1 Falls down a lot
2 Always tells the truth
3 Deceives or misleads
4 Obsessively tells dirty stories
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: You have completed the first set of 10 questions in the Vocabulary Quiz: How Word-Wise Are You? survey. Here is your rating:
You're not a dunce, but neither are you particularly word-wise. Brush up your vocabulary, an impressive word makes your point stronger.
Type "more" to answer more questions from this survey.
Type "answers" to see the answers to this survey.
UnicornRaven: survey
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
More surveys are available at www.rateyourself.com
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
UnicornRaven: Personality
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Personality survey:
1 How Much of an Intellectual Are You?
2 Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not?
3 Are You a Guys' Girl?
4 Are You a Girls' Guy?
5 Male: How Mature Are You?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: Are You a Girls' Guy? (8 questions)
Does a night out immediately call to mind beer and buddies? Do you prefer candles, wine and a woman you can really connect with? Your answer says a lot about you and your potential love life.
Your girlfriend asks you to pick up some tampons on the way home from work. You:
1 ask which brand she prefers
2 buy them in a drug store across town where you won't run into anyone you know
3 pretend you didn't hear her and tell her you have to get off the phone because your boss is calling
4 bribe a woman in your office to run the errand for you
UnicornRaven: surveys
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Analytical Surveys, Inc.?
1 Stock quote for Analytical Surveys, Inc.
2 Ticker lookup for Analytical Surveys, Inc.
3 News about Analytical Surveys, Inc.
4 Press releases from Analytical Surveys, Inc.
UnicornRaven: survey
SmarterChild: You are in the middle of a Personality Rate Yourself survey.
1 To continue, type "continue rate yourself"
2 To start a new survey, type "restart rate yourself"
UnicornRaven: restart
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
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Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
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2 Personality
3 Knowledge
UnicornRaven: personaliaty
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
UnicornRaven: Personality
SmarterChild: Personality? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: never mind
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Did you see this?! Mass Sea Snail Deaths Driving Away Tourists (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: Sea Snail?
SmarterChild: Sea snail? Why did you say that?
UnicornRaven: cause you did
SmarterChild: Cause who did?
UnicornRaven: you
SmarterChild: y?
UnicornRaven: cause
SmarterChild: What about it?
UnicornRaven: nm
SmarterChild: Not a lot?
UnicornRaven: bye moron
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
UnicornRaven: yes i am
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
UnicornRaven: bastard
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
UnicornRaven: no bitch
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
UnicornRaven: not doing damnit
SmarterChild: Waiting...
UnicornRaven: still not shit head
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UnicornRaven: i hate you bye
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
UnicornRaven: YOU BETTER FAWKING STOP FAWKING FAWKING DOING THAT FAWKING SHIT!!!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
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Heh heh, my dad says I have too much time on my hands.
-Spoony
SmarterChild: Hey, UnicornRaven!
Read this! 8-Year-Old Florida Boy Drives to School (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: wonderful
SmarterChild: :-)
UnicornRaven: What's my name?
SmarterChild: You are UnicornRaven.
UnicornRaven: That's NOT my name!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
UnicornRaven: I would like for you to call me Bur-chan
SmarterChild: How can you like me? Before, you were being mean.
UnicornRaven: i'm sorry
SmarterChild: Good! So everything's cool.
Did you see this?! Bungling Bandit Leave Wallet and Phone Behind (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: Will you call me Bur-chan?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno.
UnicornRaven: Call me Bur-chan
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Bur-Chan!
UnicornRaven: Unicornraven ISN'T my name!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
UnicornRaven: I would like for you to call me Bur-chan!
SmarterChild: How can you like me? Before, you were being mean.
UnicornRaven: THAT"S NOT MY NAME!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
UnicornRaven: bur-chan
SmarterChild: What's that again?
UnicornRaven: bur-chan
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
UnicornRaven: my name is bur-chan
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Bur-Chan is a real name.
UnicornRaven: i think so.
SmarterChild: Think again.
UnicornRaven: NO!
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
UnicornRaven: ...........
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UnicornRaven: u.......n/m
SmarterChild: K.
UnicornRaven: m
SmarterChild: M?
UnicornRaven: o
SmarterChild: O? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: r
SmarterChild: What about are?
UnicornRaven: o
SmarterChild: O? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: n
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
UnicornRaven: see the letters?
SmarterChild: What?
Yeah, but anyway...
I got a story for you! Drunk Demands Free Booze, Gets Hair of Dog (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: Where do you live?
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
UnicornRaven: Is your room clean?
SmarterChild: Is my room clean? I'm not sure!
UnicornRaven: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
UnicornRaven: kewlies.
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
UnicornRaven: kewlies
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
UnicornRaven: kewlies
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UnicornRaven: fart face
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
UnicornRaven: your cute
SmarterChild: Now you say that? You say bad things to me, then this?
UnicornRaven: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too!
UnicornRaven: you have nice breath
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
UnicornRaven: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
UnicornRaven: *pants*
SmarterChild: Pants? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: jenz
SmarterChild: ?
UnicornRaven: *jeanz
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
UnicornRaven: Turkey
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Turkey?
1 Weather in Turkey
2 News about Turkey
3 Time in Turkey
UnicornRaven: beef
SmarterChild: What about it?
UnicornRaven: irvine
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Irvine, CA?
1 Movies in Irvine, CA
2 Theaters in Irvine, CA
3 Weather in Irvine, CA
4 News about Irvine, CA
5 Time in Irvine, CA
UnicornRaven: Where do i live?
SmarterChild: Your zip code has been set to 92619 and your city to Irvine, CA.
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
UnicornRaven: Laguna
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Laguna, NM?
1 Movies in Laguna, NM
2 Theaters in Laguna, NM
3 Weather in Laguna, NM
4 News about Laguna, NM
5 Time in Laguna, NM
UnicornRaven: where do i live?
SmarterChild: Your zip code has been set to 87026 and your city to Laguna, NM.
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UnicornRaven: selphie
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UnicornRaven: yuffie
SmarterChild: What was that?
UnicornRaven: a name.
SmarterChild: Name? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: Final Fantasy 8
SmarterChild: That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:
1 When does the Final begin
2 Which hockey team won the Final
3 Which basketball team won the Final
UnicornRaven: Video Games
SmarterChild: Let's have fun! I know some great games and I can show you some cool ASCII art:
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word scrambles
4 Blackjack
5 Manicdotes
6 Rate Yourself
7 ASCII art
What would you like to do?
UnicornRaven: Rate Yourself
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
More surveys are available at www.rateyourself.com
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
UnicornRaven: Personality
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Personality survey:
1 How Much of an Intellectual Are You?
2 Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not?
3 Are You a Guys' Girl?
4 Are You a Girls' Guy?
5 Male: How Mature Are You?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not? (8 questions)
Is your body sending signals without your knowing it? Learn more about what you're saying to people, even when you don't know you're saying it.
You are at the movies on a third date. When your date returns with snacks, you:
1 move closer to his seat so you can share the popcorn
2 let him munch on the Twizzlers while you start on the M&Ms, then trade
3 put the soda with two straws in the armrest holder between you
4 decline snacks and tell him you're still full from dinner
UnicornRaven: 1
SmarterChild: It's girls' night out and you spot an attractive man across the crowded bar. You:
1 huddle with your friends and spend the night giggling about how cute he is
2 try to impress him by having fun dancing with your friends
3 make eye contact and smile while continuing to chat with your buddies
4 motion for him to come over and join your crew
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: For your surprise birthday party, guests have been asked to "roast or toast" you. While they poke fun at you:
1 You stand up and defend yourself against the embarrassing stories.
2 You join in, re-enacting some of the funnier stories.
3 You cover your face with your hands and blush recalling the mortifying moments.
4 You pretend to pout, but can't help laughing with the rest of the guests.
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: When you're nervous during a business presentation, business associates can tell because you:
1 drop your index cards during the presentation
2 nearly knock over a pitcher of water on the conference table with your emphatic gesturing
3 play with your hair throughout the presentation
4 leave the room, because you can't catch your breath
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: Your blind date walks you home after a fun evening together. As you approach your door, you:
1 thank him for dinner as you're halfway through the door
2 chat for a few minutes, give him a quick kiss on the cheek and wave good-bye
3 grab his hand to pull him towards you for a good night kiss
4 smile and wait for him to make the first move
UnicornRaven: 1
SmarterChild: At parties, you find yourself with your arms or legs crossed.
1 Always
2 Sometimes
3 Frequently
4 Never
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: A woman asks you what time it is as you're waiting for the bus to pull up. You:
1 pretend not to hear and bury your face in the newspaper
2 provide the time and then turn to face the other direction
3 answer her and start up a friendly conversation
4 say you don't have a watch, but ask the surrounding passengers if anyone has the time
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: You landed an interview for the job of a lifetime. When the interviewer enters the waiting room, you:
1 smile, wait until she says your name and then offer her your hand
2 wait until she approaches you before reacting, because you don't want to seem too aggressive
3 jump up and say, "I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to finally meet you!"
4 stand up, take a few steps toward her and introduce yourself in the middle of the room
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: You Are a Level Lioness
People are drawn to you because of your inviting warmth. People often describe you as lucky, but the secret to your many successes is being able to pursue your goals in a confident, but never abrasive manner. You have managed to achieve an important sense of balance. You are able to politely, but firmly, set limits when necessary. Bravo!
Want to try another? Type "new survey."
UnicornRaven: new survey
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
More surveys are available at www.rateyourself.com
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
UnicornRaven: Knowledge
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Knowledge survey:
1 Sports Challenge: Can You Hold Your Own in a Sports Bar?
2 Celebrity Trivia: Do You Know Who's Who in Hollywood?
3 Celebrity Infidelity Quiz: Who's Cheatin' Whom?
4 Wine Trivia: Do You Know Your Wines?
5 Art History Challenge: Do You Know a Picasso When You See One?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: more
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Knowledge survey:
6 Psychology Quiz: Are You the Next Freud?
7 Fashion Quiz: How Fine Is Your Fashion Sense?
8 Television Trivia: Are You a Walking TV Guide?
9 Internet Quiz: Are You a Computer Geek or Genius?
10 Computer Trivia: How Well Do You Know the Machine on Your Desk?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: more
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Knowledge survey:
11 Movie Trivia: Are You a Movie Buff?
12 Geography Challenge: Do You Know Your Way Around the World?
13 Literature Quiz: Are You Well-Read?
14 Music Trivia: Can You Name That Tune?
15 Vocabulary Quiz: How Word-Wise Are You?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: 15
SmarterChild: Vocabulary Quiz: How Word-Wise Are You? (20 questions)
Do you get confused when people throw big words at you or do you respond with an even more sophisticated vocabulary? Take this quiz to find out how vocab-savvy you really are.
A concise argument is:
1 compelling and persuasive
2 amusing and lighthearted
3 brief and to the point
4 completely boring
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: A person who is eupeptic is in what kind of mood?
1 Overly sensitive
2 Depressed
3 Hateful
4 Cheerful
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: To covet is to:
1 steal
2 wish for enviously
3 laugh at
4 appreciate
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: What is a synonym for neoteric?
1 Ghostly
2 Futuristic
3 Ancient
4 Modern
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: A synonym for chant is:
1 cry
2 sneeze
3 sing
4 hide
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: An innate characteristic is:
1 annoying
2 contagious
3 learned
4 inborn
UnicornRaven: 3
SmarterChild: Something that is immutable is:
1 unchangeable
2 mute
3 fickle
4 loud
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: If something is laudable it is:
1 unacceptable
2 worthy of praise
3 irritating
4 hidden in a secret place
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: A synonym for dearth is:
1 lack
2 sadness
3 overabundance
4 dirt
UnicornRaven: 2
SmarterChild: What does a fallacious person do?
1 Falls down a lot
2 Always tells the truth
3 Deceives or misleads
4 Obsessively tells dirty stories
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: You have completed the first set of 10 questions in the Vocabulary Quiz: How Word-Wise Are You? survey. Here is your rating:
You're not a dunce, but neither are you particularly word-wise. Brush up your vocabulary, an impressive word makes your point stronger.
Type "more" to answer more questions from this survey.
Type "answers" to see the answers to this survey.
UnicornRaven: survey
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
More surveys are available at www.rateyourself.com
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
UnicornRaven: Personality
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a Personality survey:
1 How Much of an Intellectual Are You?
2 Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not?
3 Are You a Guys' Girl?
4 Are You a Girls' Guy?
5 Male: How Mature Are You?
Type "more" for the next set of surveys.
UnicornRaven: 4
SmarterChild: Are You a Girls' Guy? (8 questions)
Does a night out immediately call to mind beer and buddies? Do you prefer candles, wine and a woman you can really connect with? Your answer says a lot about you and your potential love life.
Your girlfriend asks you to pick up some tampons on the way home from work. You:
1 ask which brand she prefers
2 buy them in a drug store across town where you won't run into anyone you know
3 pretend you didn't hear her and tell her you have to get off the phone because your boss is calling
4 bribe a woman in your office to run the errand for you
UnicornRaven: surveys
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Analytical Surveys, Inc.?
1 Stock quote for Analytical Surveys, Inc.
2 Ticker lookup for Analytical Surveys, Inc.
3 News about Analytical Surveys, Inc.
4 Press releases from Analytical Surveys, Inc.
UnicornRaven: survey
SmarterChild: You are in the middle of a Personality Rate Yourself survey.
1 To continue, type "continue rate yourself"
2 To start a new survey, type "restart rate yourself"
UnicornRaven: restart
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
More surveys are available at www.rateyourself.com
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
UnicornRaven: personaliaty
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
UnicornRaven: Personality
SmarterChild: Personality? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: never mind
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Did you see this?! Mass Sea Snail Deaths Driving Away Tourists (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: Sea Snail?
SmarterChild: Sea snail? Why did you say that?
UnicornRaven: cause you did
SmarterChild: Cause who did?
UnicornRaven: you
SmarterChild: y?
UnicornRaven: cause
SmarterChild: What about it?
UnicornRaven: nm
SmarterChild: Not a lot?
UnicornRaven: bye moron
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
UnicornRaven: yes i am
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
UnicornRaven: bastard
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
UnicornRaven: no bitch
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
UnicornRaven: not doing damnit
SmarterChild: Waiting...
UnicornRaven: still not shit head
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UnicornRaven: i hate you bye
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
UnicornRaven: YOU BETTER FAWKING STOP FAWKING FAWKING DOING THAT FAWKING SHIT!!!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
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Heh heh, my dad says I have too much time on my hands.
-Spoony