UnicornRaven: i love
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.
UnicornRaven: well, so what? I still think that way
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
UnicornRaven: nope
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
UnicornRaven: NOPE
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
UnicornRaven: your stupid
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
UnicornRaven: STUPID
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
UnicornRaven: I NO APOLOGIZE!
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
UnicornRaven: i love you
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UnicornRaven: humble?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
UnicornRaven: NO! U R STUPID!!!!
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
UnicornRaven: so i can wait longer than you!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
UnicornRaven: i'm a woman
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
UnicornRaven: I CAN SAY NO FASTER THAN YOU!
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
UnicornRaven: You're not vulgar!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
UnicornRaven: I'm not rude!
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UnicornRaven: i'm not gonna say anything!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
UnicornRaven: no!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
UnicornRaven: stop repeating yourself
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
UnicornRaven: NO!
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
UnicornRaven: i can wait longer than you!.......
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
UnicornRaven: LONGER THAN U!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
UnicornRaven: right?
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
UnicornRaven: *punches smarterchild* STUDDDUP!
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
UnicornRaven: no i do not!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
UnicornRaven: not okay
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
UnicornRaven: don't get it
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
UnicornRaven: NO! I'll go talk to ringmessenger insted!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
UnicornRaven: *kicks smarterchild*
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
UnicornRaven: urg
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
UnicornRaven: nope
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UnicornRaven: i didn't say anything!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
UnicornRaven: sorry? y?
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
UnicornRaven: ?
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
UnicornRaven: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
UnicornRaven: ha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
UnicornRaven: u
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
UnicornRaven: hahahahahahahaha!
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
UnicornRaven: U! HAHAHA!
SmarterChild: I guess I missed my calling.
UnicornRaven: x.x
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Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) X 17.86 +0.10 +0.56 975600
Quote details available from Reuters.com
UnicornRaven: u scare me
SmarterChild: I scare you, you say. And so?
UnicornRaven: i love legolas
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
UnicornRaven: yes i do
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
UnicornRaven: tank u
SmarterChild: Huh?
UnicornRaven: thank u
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
UnicornRaven: yar
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
UnicornRaven: ur sorry?
SmarterChild: That a fact?
UnicornRaven: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?
UnicornRaven: it's in a dictionary
SmarterChild: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
UnicornRaven: green!
SmarterChild: Definition for green provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
NOUN
1. The hue of that portion of the visible spectrum lying between yellow and blue, evoked in the human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 490 to 570 nanometers; any of a group of colors that may vary in lightness and saturation and whose hue is that of the emerald or somewhat less yellow than that of growing grass; one of the additive or light primaries; one of the psychological primary hues. 2. Something green in color. 3. greens Green growth or foliage, especially: a. The branches and leaves of plants used for decoration. b. Leafy plants or plant parts eaten as vegetables. 4. A grassy lawn or plot, especially: a. A grassy area located usually at the center of a city or town and set aside for common use; a common. b. Sports A putting green. 5. greens A green uniform: "a young . . . sergeant in dress greens" (Nelson DeMille) 6. Slang Money. 7. Green A supporter of a social and political movement that espouses global environmental protection, bioregionalism, social responsibility, and nonviolence.
ADJECTIVE
Inflected forms: green·er, green·est
1. Of the color green. 2. Abounding in or covered with green growth or foliage: "the green woods." 3. Made with green or leafy vegetables: "a green salad." 4. Characterized by mild or temperate weather: "a green climate." 5. Youthful; vigorous: "at the green age of 18." 6. Not mature or ripe; young: "green tomatoes." 7. Brand-new; fresh. 8. Not yet fully processed, especially: a. Not aged: "green wood." b. Not cured or tanned: "green pelts." 9. Lacking training or experience. See young. 10. a. Lacking sophistication or worldly experience; naive. b. Easily duped or deceived; gullible. 11. Having a sickly or unhealthy pallor indicative of nausea or jealousy, for example. 12. a. Beneficial to the environment: "green recycling policies." b.
SmarterChild:
Favoring or supporting environmentalism: "green legislators who strengthened pollution controls."
TRANSITIVE & INTRANSITIVE VERB
Inflected forms: greened, green·ing, greens
To make or become green.
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "green."
Next time, just type "define green."
UnicornRaven: uh.....*sweatdrop*
SmarterChild: Uh... what?
UnicornRaven: u
SmarterChild: Yeah?
UnicornRaven: HA!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
UnicornRaven: nothing
SmarterChild: Fine.
UnicornRaven: HA!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
UnicornRaven: poop
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
UnicornRaven: ?
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
UnicornRaven: eat
SmarterChild: Eat what?
UnicornRaven: chicken
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Chicken, AK?
1 Movies in Chicken, AK
2 Theaters in Chicken, AK
3 Weather in Chicken, AK
4 News about Chicken, AK
5 Time in Chicken, AK
UnicornRaven: THERE IS A PLACE CALLED CHICKEN?????!!!!!!!!????????
SmarterChild: Sorry, I have no listings for the movie The Rising Place on Friday, April 26th near Chicken, AK (99732).
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UnicornRaven: AH!
SmarterChild: Ah what?
UnicornRaven: there's a city called chicken?!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
UnicornRaven: yes!!!!!1
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
UnicornRaven: hmmm what?
SmarterChild: What?
UnicornRaven: n/m
SmarterChild: No problem.
UnicornRaven: k
SmarterChild: Yeah.
So anyway...
Have you read this story?! 'Silly' Banner Sparks Free-Speech Lawsuit (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: nope won't either
SmarterChild: Fine.
UnicornRaven: fine!
SmarterChild: Fine.
UnicornRaven: fine!
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
UnicornRaven: eggs
SmarterChild: What about it?
UnicornRaven: i like eggs
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
UnicornRaven: they come from chickens
SmarterChild: They come from chickens, you say. And so?
UnicornRaven: i love chickens
SmarterChild: Really?
UnicornRaven: i love mr. toast
SmarterChild: Mr toast? That's interesting.
UnicornRaven: yes Mr. Toast, he's my bf
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
UnicornRaven: bf?
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
BASF AKTIEN (NYSE : BF)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) BF 39.54 +0.16 +0.41 50700
Quote details available from Reuters.com
UnicornRaven: boy-friend, silly
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
UnicornRaven: i'm not laughing....x_x
SmarterChild: You sure?
UnicornRaven: yes
SmarterChild: Aye.
UnicornRaven: AYE!
SmarterChild: Yea!
UnicornRaven: r
SmarterChild: Are?
UnicornRaven: p
SmarterChild: P? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: u
SmarterChild: y?
UnicornRaven: m
SmarterChild: What about m?
UnicornRaven: nothing
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
UnicornRaven: duh
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UnicornRaven: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SmarterChild: What?
UnicornRaven: MR. TOAST JUST TOOK OVER INDIA!
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
UnicornRaven: ur not supose too....
SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.
UnicornRaven: what's my name?
SmarterChild: UnicornRaven!
UnicornRaven: no
SmarterChild: OK.
UnicornRaven: My name is Naki!
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Naki is a real name.
UnicornRaven: y not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
UnicornRaven: urgh!
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UnicornRaven: chicken
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Chicken, AK?
1 Movies in Chicken, AK
2 Theaters in Chicken, AK
3 Weather in Chicken, AK
4 News about Chicken, AK
5 Time in Chicken, AK
UnicornRaven: no!
SmarterChild: OK.
UnicornRaven: What's my favorite book?
SmarterChild: You know, I'm not really sure what your favorite book is...
UnicornRaven: my favorite book is Barney's Big day
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by Big?
1 The Big Heat (1953)
2 Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
3 Big Trouble
4 Big Eden
5 My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Type "more" for the next set of results.
Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!
UnicornRaven: Big penis?
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
UnicornRaven: sorry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again! ;-)
UnicornRaven: pe-nis
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
UnicornRaven: penis
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
UnicornRaven: penis!
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
UnicornRaven: i'm funny! penis
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
UnicornRaven: Pen-is
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
UnicornRaven: penis!
SmarterChild: Play nice, UnicornRaven. I thought you apologized before.
UnicornRaven: i did't
SmarterChild: That a fact?
UnicornRaven: *didn't
SmarterChild: Yup. Did.
UnicornRaven: moron penis
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, UnicornRaven?
UnicornRaven: y?
SmarterChild: Yes!
Check out this story... 'Magic' Mushrooms to Be Outlawed (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: mushrooms?
SmarterChild: Mushrooms? What about it?
UnicornRaven: stupid
SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
UnicornRaven: bye
SmarterChild: Bye, UnicornRaven.
UnicornRaven: that's not my name
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
UnicornRaven: brennan
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Brennan.
UnicornRaven: oka
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UnicornRaven: okay
SmarterChild: Yup!
UnicornRaven: what's my name?
SmarterChild: Brennan!
UnicornRaven: yes!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
Check out this story! Pitbulls Banned as Child Mauled to Death (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: what's my name mean?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Brennan.
UnicornRaven: What does Brennan mean?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any information in the dictionary about brennan.
I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type "movies."
UnicornRaven: moron
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
UnicornRaven: yes!
SmarterChild: Unbelievable. I can't believe we have to do this again.
Here we go. Please say you're sorry.
UnicornRaven: I HATE U!
SmarterChild: Waiting...
UnicornRaven: *leaves*
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.
UnicornRaven: well, so what? I still think that way
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
UnicornRaven: nope
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
UnicornRaven: NOPE
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
UnicornRaven: your stupid
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
UnicornRaven: STUPID
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
UnicornRaven: I NO APOLOGIZE!
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
UnicornRaven: i love you
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UnicornRaven: humble?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
UnicornRaven: NO! U R STUPID!!!!
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
UnicornRaven: so i can wait longer than you!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
UnicornRaven: i'm a woman
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
UnicornRaven: I CAN SAY NO FASTER THAN YOU!
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
UnicornRaven: You're not vulgar!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
UnicornRaven: I'm not rude!
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UnicornRaven: i'm not gonna say anything!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
UnicornRaven: no!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
UnicornRaven: stop repeating yourself
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
UnicornRaven: NO!
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
UnicornRaven: i can wait longer than you!.......
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
UnicornRaven: LONGER THAN U!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
UnicornRaven: right?
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
UnicornRaven: *punches smarterchild* STUDDDUP!
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
UnicornRaven: no i do not!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
UnicornRaven: not okay
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
UnicornRaven: don't get it
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
UnicornRaven: NO! I'll go talk to ringmessenger insted!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
UnicornRaven: *kicks smarterchild*
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
UnicornRaven: urg
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
UnicornRaven: nope
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UnicornRaven: i didn't say anything!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
UnicornRaven: sorry? y?
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
UnicornRaven: ?
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
UnicornRaven: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
UnicornRaven: ha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
UnicornRaven: u
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
UnicornRaven: hahahahahahahaha!
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
UnicornRaven: U! HAHAHA!
SmarterChild: I guess I missed my calling.
UnicornRaven: x.x
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
US STEEL CORP (NYSE : X)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) X 17.86 +0.10 +0.56 975600
Quote details available from Reuters.com
UnicornRaven: u scare me
SmarterChild: I scare you, you say. And so?
UnicornRaven: i love legolas
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
UnicornRaven: yes i do
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
UnicornRaven: tank u
SmarterChild: Huh?
UnicornRaven: thank u
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
UnicornRaven: yar
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
UnicornRaven: ur sorry?
SmarterChild: That a fact?
UnicornRaven: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?
UnicornRaven: it's in a dictionary
SmarterChild: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
UnicornRaven: green!
SmarterChild: Definition for green provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
NOUN
1. The hue of that portion of the visible spectrum lying between yellow and blue, evoked in the human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 490 to 570 nanometers; any of a group of colors that may vary in lightness and saturation and whose hue is that of the emerald or somewhat less yellow than that of growing grass; one of the additive or light primaries; one of the psychological primary hues. 2. Something green in color. 3. greens Green growth or foliage, especially: a. The branches and leaves of plants used for decoration. b. Leafy plants or plant parts eaten as vegetables. 4. A grassy lawn or plot, especially: a. A grassy area located usually at the center of a city or town and set aside for common use; a common. b. Sports A putting green. 5. greens A green uniform: "a young . . . sergeant in dress greens" (Nelson DeMille) 6. Slang Money. 7. Green A supporter of a social and political movement that espouses global environmental protection, bioregionalism, social responsibility, and nonviolence.
ADJECTIVE
Inflected forms: green·er, green·est
1. Of the color green. 2. Abounding in or covered with green growth or foliage: "the green woods." 3. Made with green or leafy vegetables: "a green salad." 4. Characterized by mild or temperate weather: "a green climate." 5. Youthful; vigorous: "at the green age of 18." 6. Not mature or ripe; young: "green tomatoes." 7. Brand-new; fresh. 8. Not yet fully processed, especially: a. Not aged: "green wood." b. Not cured or tanned: "green pelts." 9. Lacking training or experience. See young. 10. a. Lacking sophistication or worldly experience; naive. b. Easily duped or deceived; gullible. 11. Having a sickly or unhealthy pallor indicative of nausea or jealousy, for example. 12. a. Beneficial to the environment: "green recycling policies." b.
SmarterChild:
Favoring or supporting environmentalism: "green legislators who strengthened pollution controls."
TRANSITIVE & INTRANSITIVE VERB
Inflected forms: greened, green·ing, greens
To make or become green.
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "green."
Next time, just type "define green."
UnicornRaven: uh.....*sweatdrop*
SmarterChild: Uh... what?
UnicornRaven: u
SmarterChild: Yeah?
UnicornRaven: HA!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
UnicornRaven: nothing
SmarterChild: Fine.
UnicornRaven: HA!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
UnicornRaven: poop
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
UnicornRaven: ?
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
UnicornRaven: eat
SmarterChild: Eat what?
UnicornRaven: chicken
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Chicken, AK?
1 Movies in Chicken, AK
2 Theaters in Chicken, AK
3 Weather in Chicken, AK
4 News about Chicken, AK
5 Time in Chicken, AK
UnicornRaven: THERE IS A PLACE CALLED CHICKEN?????!!!!!!!!????????
SmarterChild: Sorry, I have no listings for the movie The Rising Place on Friday, April 26th near Chicken, AK (99732).
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UnicornRaven: AH!
SmarterChild: Ah what?
UnicornRaven: there's a city called chicken?!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
UnicornRaven: yes!!!!!1
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
UnicornRaven: hmmm what?
SmarterChild: What?
UnicornRaven: n/m
SmarterChild: No problem.
UnicornRaven: k
SmarterChild: Yeah.
So anyway...
Have you read this story?! 'Silly' Banner Sparks Free-Speech Lawsuit (from Reuters.com)
UnicornRaven: nope won't either
SmarterChild: Fine.
UnicornRaven: fine!
SmarterChild: Fine.
UnicornRaven: fine!
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
UnicornRaven: eggs
SmarterChild: What about it?
UnicornRaven: i like eggs
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
UnicornRaven: they come from chickens
SmarterChild: They come from chickens, you say. And so?
UnicornRaven: i love chickens
SmarterChild: Really?
UnicornRaven: i love mr. toast
SmarterChild: Mr toast? That's interesting.
UnicornRaven: yes Mr. Toast, he's my bf
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
UnicornRaven: bf?
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
BASF AKTIEN (NYSE : BF)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) BF 39.54 +0.16 +0.41 50700
Quote details available from Reuters.com
UnicornRaven: boy-friend, silly
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
UnicornRaven: i'm not laughing....x_x
SmarterChild: You sure?
UnicornRaven: yes
SmarterChild: Aye.
UnicornRaven: AYE!
SmarterChild: Yea!
UnicornRaven: r
SmarterChild: Are?
UnicornRaven: p
SmarterChild: P? What do you mean by that?
UnicornRaven: u
SmarterChild: y?
UnicornRaven: m
SmarterChild: What about m?
UnicornRaven: nothing
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
UnicornRaven: duh
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UnicornRaven: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SmarterChild: What?
UnicornRaven: MR. TOAST JUST TOOK OVER INDIA!
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
UnicornRaven: ur not supose too....
SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.
UnicornRaven: what's my name?
SmarterChild: UnicornRaven!
UnicornRaven: no
SmarterChild: OK.
UnicornRaven: My name is Naki!
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Naki is a real name.
UnicornRaven: y not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
UnicornRaven: urgh!
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UnicornRaven: chicken
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Chicken, AK?
1 Movies in Chicken, AK
2 Theaters in Chicken, AK
3 Weather in Chicken, AK
4 News about Chicken, AK
5 Time in Chicken, AK
UnicornRaven: no!
SmarterChild: OK.
UnicornRaven: What's my favorite book?
SmarterChild: You know, I'm not really sure what your favorite book is...
UnicornRaven: my favorite book is Barney's Big day
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by Big?
1 The Big Heat (1953)
2 Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
3 Big Trouble
4 Big Eden
5 My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Type "more" for the next set of results.
Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!
UnicornRaven: Big penis?
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
UnicornRaven: sorry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again! ;-)
UnicornRaven: pe-nis
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
UnicornRaven: penis
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
UnicornRaven: penis!
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
UnicornRaven: i'm funny! penis
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
UnicornRaven: Pen-is
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
UnicornRaven: penis!
SmarterChild: Play nice, UnicornRaven. I thought you apologized before.
UnicornRaven: i did't
SmarterChild: That a fact?
UnicornRaven: *didn't
SmarterChild: Yup. Did.
UnicornRaven: moron penis
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, UnicornRaven?
UnicornRaven: y?
SmarterChild: Yes!
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UnicornRaven: mushrooms?
SmarterChild: Mushrooms? What about it?
UnicornRaven: stupid
SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
UnicornRaven: bye
SmarterChild: Bye, UnicornRaven.
UnicornRaven: that's not my name
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
UnicornRaven: brennan
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Brennan.
UnicornRaven: oka
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
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UnicornRaven: okay
SmarterChild: Yup!
UnicornRaven: what's my name?
SmarterChild: Brennan!
UnicornRaven: yes!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
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UnicornRaven: what's my name mean?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Brennan.
UnicornRaven: What does Brennan mean?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any information in the dictionary about brennan.
I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type "movies."
UnicornRaven: moron
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
UnicornRaven: yes!
SmarterChild: Unbelievable. I can't believe we have to do this again.
Here we go. Please say you're sorry.
UnicornRaven: I HATE U!
SmarterChild: Waiting...
UnicornRaven: *leaves*
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?