*A few notes that I urge you to read before continuing..*
Please,
PLEASE
PLEASE
if you are not 17 or older, or get offened easily, do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT read this.
I know this is easier said than done, but I need this disclaimer.
This story contains yaoi, which is to say, a sexual situation between two males.
Why did we write this? Because we wanted to, for HUMOROUS purposes.
If you do not fancy this, or if you get offended (for whatever reason) I suggest you hit the back button now.
This story also contains characters which do not belong to any of the author's here, suffice to say. Chang Wufei, Quatre Winner, Trowa, etc all belong to Bandai/Sunrise/ whoever. We do not claim to hold any rights to any of these characters except our own, which no one knows anyway =P
These characters are being used without permission, which rather defeats the purpose of writing a disclaimer, but this is just so that we do not get sued.
OK. If you are still here, please enjoy!
~Luna Chan
A Mathtime Yaoi Story.
A joint venture between:
Anika,
Alice,
and Joan
Some quick notes:
Why is this called a mathtime yaoi story?
Simple. It was written in math class..
hence why we are all failing math ^_^;
This is a 5x4 pairing by the way.
We usually favor other pairings, but this was on a whim. If you don't like it, don't read it.
By the way, because I do not have Microsoft word, it'll be hard to tell who wrote what, exactly. To help you, try this..
Anika(A big Wufei fan) writes very humorously
Alice( a big S&M fan.. and I do not mean Sailor Moon..) writes a lotta..well, you decide for yourself.
Me...well, I'm not good at humor, so I write very seriously with romance and whatnot.
So this story is bound to make no sense.. after a while, you just get to know who wrote everything.
Enjoy.
For the first time in a while, Wufei was home alone.. or so he thought.
He was exploring the house when he stumbled into what appered to be Quatra's
room (Of course, the walls were bright pink with lots of stuffed animals
and lacy drapery). Wufei then opened a huge box as he tripped over it What
he saw shocked him very much!
A blow up doll collection of the entire Gundam cast!! He sweatdropped and
inflated the pilots
"Wow..really detailed.." he mumbled. "Must have cost a fortune.." He pulled
out an instruction booklet
"How To Use Vibrating Gundam Pilots"
He opened the book and began to read. 20 minutes later, Wufei was trying
them all out. He liked the Treize doll best because Treize was soo god-damn
manly. "Ha ha Treize, never thought I'd enter you now, did you?" He trailed off
and started to laugh maniacally. Right then, Quatre walked in "What the... Oh, I see you
found my collection. Well, if you had wanted to use it, you could have just asked.
"But I didn't know you even had it.."Wufei replied. "Can I borrow this one?" he asked,
pointing to the Treize doll. "Go ahead," Quatre said "You might as well keep it.
Consider it as a gift. Just remember to ask next time.." "Thanks Quatre. I owe you
one." "No problem." Quatre then turned around and said "If you want some sport
I'm free right now, if you want to give it a go.." Wufei grinned and kissed Quatre
fully. Quatre moaned and Wufei nipped his pink nipples softly "Do not mind me.."
Wufei trailed off, slowly licking each nubbin. Quatre envolped Wufei in a big
bear hug, drawing him closer to his rapidly beating heart. Blushing, Quatre said
"Oh, not at all.." and smiled shyly, stroking Wufei's hair. Wufei then started to
softly kiss Quatre's chest, from his left nub, and kissed his way slowly downward..
toward the boy's navel. He stuck his tongue into it and Quatre giggled "That tickles!"
His hand fondled Quatre's soft round mansack "Oh Wu-chan! Don't grab so hard!" He
again blushed and softly rubbed his manhood on Wufei "Please.. be more gentle.."
he said softly. Wufei nodded and, witha feather light touch, softly groped Quatre,
feeling him harden with every movement. "Oh, Wu-Chan.."Quatre breathed out..
Wufei then got up and tried to find something. He quickly found thick ropes and tied
Quatre to the bed posts. Wufei then found a bright pink whip and was teasing
Quatre by spanking the whip lightly on the boy's junk. "Am I the man of your
dreams?" He purred sexyly. "Oh yes.." Quatre replied. Wufei sat on Quatre's chest and
rubbed the hwip against his soft face. "Now," he said "What is it you want from me?"
Quatre turned crimson red "What.. I want from you?" Wufei grinned and and roughly
kissed him, forcing his tongue into the Arabians mouth. Wrestling with a frenzy
within, Quatre kissed back, gently exploring every region of the Chinese pilot's mouth
for future reference. Before he could fully enjoy himself, however, Wufei broke the
kiss and licked his mouth. "Well?" he asked again "What is it you want from me?"
"Wufei.."started Quatre, breath taken away "I want..your virginity!" "You know?!"
Wufei asked, shocked "Isn't it obvious??" "Well, maybe.. but you can't have it yet."
Said Wufei "First, I'll have a little fun with you.." "Oh no, please stop.." said
Quatre, trying to act meek. "Yes bitch you want me, need me don't you? Wufei asked.
"Y-yes master.." Wufei bent down and kissed the tip of Quatre's quivering penis.
Quatre moaned and thrust his hips upward toward Wufei who just smiled and moved
back, just out of the boy's reach. "Wu-chan! Stop teasing me!" Quatre moaned out.
WUfei just smiled and replied coyly "Then what would be the fun in that?" "Aww, no
fair" said Quatre. Wufei didn't answer; instead, he started twisting Quatre's
"nubbins" until they started to turn purple "Oh.. ohhh!" Quatre cried out. "That..
that's not fair!" Wufei grinned at him "Who said anything..."and started moving his
hands down, using both to slowly grope him once more. Quatre let out an eep and sighed,
pushing his hips forward, but Wufei just put his hands back down. "... about being
fair?" Wufei finished, grinning slyly.
Please,
PLEASE
PLEASE
if you are not 17 or older, or get offened easily, do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT read this.
I know this is easier said than done, but I need this disclaimer.
This story contains yaoi, which is to say, a sexual situation between two males.
Why did we write this? Because we wanted to, for HUMOROUS purposes.
If you do not fancy this, or if you get offended (for whatever reason) I suggest you hit the back button now.
This story also contains characters which do not belong to any of the author's here, suffice to say. Chang Wufei, Quatre Winner, Trowa, etc all belong to Bandai/Sunrise/ whoever. We do not claim to hold any rights to any of these characters except our own, which no one knows anyway =P
These characters are being used without permission, which rather defeats the purpose of writing a disclaimer, but this is just so that we do not get sued.
OK. If you are still here, please enjoy!
~Luna Chan
A Mathtime Yaoi Story.
A joint venture between:
Anika,
Alice,
and Joan
Some quick notes:
Why is this called a mathtime yaoi story?
Simple. It was written in math class..
hence why we are all failing math ^_^;
This is a 5x4 pairing by the way.
We usually favor other pairings, but this was on a whim. If you don't like it, don't read it.
By the way, because I do not have Microsoft word, it'll be hard to tell who wrote what, exactly. To help you, try this..
Anika(A big Wufei fan) writes very humorously
Alice( a big S&M fan.. and I do not mean Sailor Moon..) writes a lotta..well, you decide for yourself.
Me...well, I'm not good at humor, so I write very seriously with romance and whatnot.
So this story is bound to make no sense.. after a while, you just get to know who wrote everything.
Enjoy.
For the first time in a while, Wufei was home alone.. or so he thought.
He was exploring the house when he stumbled into what appered to be Quatra's
room (Of course, the walls were bright pink with lots of stuffed animals
and lacy drapery). Wufei then opened a huge box as he tripped over it What
he saw shocked him very much!
A blow up doll collection of the entire Gundam cast!! He sweatdropped and
inflated the pilots
"Wow..really detailed.." he mumbled. "Must have cost a fortune.." He pulled
out an instruction booklet
"How To Use Vibrating Gundam Pilots"
He opened the book and began to read. 20 minutes later, Wufei was trying
them all out. He liked the Treize doll best because Treize was soo god-damn
manly. "Ha ha Treize, never thought I'd enter you now, did you?" He trailed off
and started to laugh maniacally. Right then, Quatre walked in "What the... Oh, I see you
found my collection. Well, if you had wanted to use it, you could have just asked.
"But I didn't know you even had it.."Wufei replied. "Can I borrow this one?" he asked,
pointing to the Treize doll. "Go ahead," Quatre said "You might as well keep it.
Consider it as a gift. Just remember to ask next time.." "Thanks Quatre. I owe you
one." "No problem." Quatre then turned around and said "If you want some sport
I'm free right now, if you want to give it a go.." Wufei grinned and kissed Quatre
fully. Quatre moaned and Wufei nipped his pink nipples softly "Do not mind me.."
Wufei trailed off, slowly licking each nubbin. Quatre envolped Wufei in a big
bear hug, drawing him closer to his rapidly beating heart. Blushing, Quatre said
"Oh, not at all.." and smiled shyly, stroking Wufei's hair. Wufei then started to
softly kiss Quatre's chest, from his left nub, and kissed his way slowly downward..
toward the boy's navel. He stuck his tongue into it and Quatre giggled "That tickles!"
His hand fondled Quatre's soft round mansack "Oh Wu-chan! Don't grab so hard!" He
again blushed and softly rubbed his manhood on Wufei "Please.. be more gentle.."
he said softly. Wufei nodded and, witha feather light touch, softly groped Quatre,
feeling him harden with every movement. "Oh, Wu-Chan.."Quatre breathed out..
Wufei then got up and tried to find something. He quickly found thick ropes and tied
Quatre to the bed posts. Wufei then found a bright pink whip and was teasing
Quatre by spanking the whip lightly on the boy's junk. "Am I the man of your
dreams?" He purred sexyly. "Oh yes.." Quatre replied. Wufei sat on Quatre's chest and
rubbed the hwip against his soft face. "Now," he said "What is it you want from me?"
Quatre turned crimson red "What.. I want from you?" Wufei grinned and and roughly
kissed him, forcing his tongue into the Arabians mouth. Wrestling with a frenzy
within, Quatre kissed back, gently exploring every region of the Chinese pilot's mouth
for future reference. Before he could fully enjoy himself, however, Wufei broke the
kiss and licked his mouth. "Well?" he asked again "What is it you want from me?"
"Wufei.."started Quatre, breath taken away "I want..your virginity!" "You know?!"
Wufei asked, shocked "Isn't it obvious??" "Well, maybe.. but you can't have it yet."
Said Wufei "First, I'll have a little fun with you.." "Oh no, please stop.." said
Quatre, trying to act meek. "Yes bitch you want me, need me don't you? Wufei asked.
"Y-yes master.." Wufei bent down and kissed the tip of Quatre's quivering penis.
Quatre moaned and thrust his hips upward toward Wufei who just smiled and moved
back, just out of the boy's reach. "Wu-chan! Stop teasing me!" Quatre moaned out.
WUfei just smiled and replied coyly "Then what would be the fun in that?" "Aww, no
fair" said Quatre. Wufei didn't answer; instead, he started twisting Quatre's
"nubbins" until they started to turn purple "Oh.. ohhh!" Quatre cried out. "That..
that's not fair!" Wufei grinned at him "Who said anything..."and started moving his
hands down, using both to slowly grope him once more. Quatre let out an eep and sighed,
pushing his hips forward, but Wufei just put his hands back down. "... about being
fair?" Wufei finished, grinning slyly.