Part Two:
Jeffy, Duo's kitten
Relena: Awwww… He is so cute! Picks up kitten which starts to lick her face then jumps on Duo's stomach. Duo had been lying down and started to pet his little kitten.
Brianna: Quatre, put the hammer down… no put the hammer dow- NO QUATRE PUT IT DOWN!!!! Runs over and picks up Quatre who was about to kill the kitten.
Quatre: IT BIT ME!!!! KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!!!!
Duo: STAY AWAY FROM JEFFY, YOU- YOU- ROTTEN, STINKIN', POOPY HEAD, MEANY!!!!
Brianna: HEY! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING NAMES?!?!?!?!?!
Wufei: Heero took my stuffed teddy! Runs towards Heero and they start to beat each other up.
Brianna: HEY!!! YOU TWO!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!—NO QUATRE PUT THE CHAIN SAW DOWN RIGHT THIS MINUET!! TROWA!! PUT THE NINTENDO AWAY NOW! YOU DID NOT GET MY PERMISSION TO--- HEY HEERO AND WUFEI STOP FIGHTING THIS INSTANT!!! DUO! RELENA! LEAVE THE CAT ALONE!
Nobody stops.
Brianna: HEY!!!!! STOP THIS INSTANT EVERYONE!!!!
Everyone stops.
Brianna: Heero, give Wufei back his teddy bear; Quatre, you're grounded; Duo, put the cat in your room; Relena, stop picking up and putting down the cat; and Trowa, put that blasted Nintendo away! Everyone obeys and the house is back to normal.
Brianna: Thank heaven!
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