The Last Laugh! / The Last Battle!

by centaurderoma

It's a comedy and it started out as a emotionally and dramatic piece of writing, until Oonagh came along and read it and twisted it to become a comedy. It's about the last duel between Harry and Voldemort. WHO WILL WIN??? Is this the end of civilization??

1. Chapter 1!

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Centaurderoma

The Last Battle!

By Catherine Mallon + (co-writer) Oonagh Mallon

Chapter 1

There he stood face to face with the most feared wizard in the world. He made havoc for five years wherever he went trying to find Harry Potter and his family.

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Yes Harry had graduated from Hogwarts, 2years ago. Marrying Ginny Weasley and having two children, a boy and a girl, they were called Harry (junior) Potter, 3, and Hermonie Potter, 1.

They lived a happy life under the fidilus charm, because of Voldemort being after Harry and now his and Ginny's children.

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Harry stood there looking at Voldemort as though something had cradle down his throat and died.

"So Harry…" said Voldemort malicious voice "…We meet again and for the last time."

"True, true, wassssssuuuuupppp!" said harry with amusement in his voice, "But this time is the last time because this time we duel to the death even though we say that all the time, I mean it now, its over." Voldemort looked heart broken and broke down into tears, "and I WILL bring you down for good."

"Oh, I don't think so Potter," said Draco, who was Voldemorts second, "You wouldn't even stand a chance against my master. He is more powerful than 2 years back."

"That's enough Malfoy," sneered Voldemort, "Leave your anger for the fight."

"Oh, no Malfoy" said Harry "Tell me more."

"Oh shut up Potter, you are acting like a two year old, your daugher is more clever than you" sneered Malfoy.

"Malfoy" says Voldemort angrily "Lets get this done and over with so we can get home to bed."

Harry, Dumbledore and Herimone all vomits at the most digusting thought ever.

"Fine, then" said Harry "call your second and third (A/N; I know that there is no meant o be a third but what the heck)."

"Malfoy is my second and Wormtail is my third." Said Voldemort "And yours?"

"Albus Dumbledore is my second and my third is Hermonie Granger." Replies Harry.