The Last Laugh! / The Last Battle!

by centaurderoma

It's a comedy and it started out as a emotionally and dramatic piece of writing, until Oonagh came along and read it and twisted it to become a comedy. It's about the last duel between Harry and Voldemort. WHO WILL WIN??? Is this the end of civilization??

3. Chapter 3!

The Last Battle!

Chapter3!

Freeze Frame: Harry is crouching on the ground crying. Dumbledore is standing over Harry's shoulder. The group of Ex-Gryffindors are standing in shock. Hermonie is standing opposite Harry looking powerful and defined. Ron and Draco are cowering behind Hermonie.

Over voice: On the last show, we saw Hermonie break free from the almighty, super trio, after she defeated the Dark Lord and was named the new Dark Mistress. What will become of our favorite trio?

Continued…

"Oh Harry, what nonsense you talk" shouted Hermonie, "why cant I not be the Dark Mistress?"

"Hermonie, Hermonie, Hermonie," said Dumbledore, speaking up at last, "Are you sooo stupid?"

"No I'm not stupid, u twit," shouted Hermonie, "why haven't you said piles and piles and piles of times that I'm the most cleverest witch to past through Hogwarts, so why cant I be the new dark mistress" huffed Hermonie.

"true, true, whhaaassssuuuuupppppp!!!!!!!" shouted Dumbledore.

*In an American accent* "like you know Dumbledore, like that joke is sooo old," said Draco, "like Harry said that so like chapter1, like that was so ages ago, like, like, like last century, come on man, get your own jokes you know, talk to the face because the hand doesn't want to know."

Harry speaks up in this chapter at last "can some one get a tranculiser gun and shoot him like" under his breath "oh shit its like contaguse, like, like, like, like, like" now speaking out he says "like man hes driving me crazy."

"BANG!!! With a crash of light, 'I drive you crazy, I just cant see.'" There was Britany in a black gouch dress, oh sorry the wrong fan fiction, Posh take the dust bin to the right.

Right where were we yes there was Britany, wearing a red catsuit *sexy* then came the sound of a chain saw and there lying on the ground was Britany and Draco.

"Why cant I be the Dark Mistress" Hermonie huffed, folding her arms, "I want to be the Dark Mistress, I want to be the Dark Mistress, please Harry, I wont try to kill you, I'll leave that to Draco."

"Excuse me" says Harry "haven't you noticed, Draco's dead."

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A/N. Thanks all who's been reviewing and well lets just say I'm having trouble with the last chapter which isn't the next chapter.

Terra - Thanks for the advice. And I hoped you liked this chapter!

Thecoffeebringer() – Thanks and well most of the jokes come from the disturbing parts.

La2ur2a – you will finally find out who will win in the end. (Some Time)

Layla() – You can go to bed but I'm not finished my story.