Thanks all for reviewing my last chapter. Sorry for not putting any more chapters up, but well here is the next.

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Chapter 5!

"Do you think I would go with someone so ugly like my hit man?!?" said Hermonie.

Hoover, Hoover (I'm getting more descriptive) the sound of the chain saw. Ron lies dead in the centre of the stage. Harry breaks down in tears "Nooooooooo, Ron don't die PLEASE, Ron, don't die on us, you have your whole life to live." Harry cries.

"What's that Harry?" Oh! I'm ready for my close up," says Ron walking onto the stage.

"Ron? Then who's that there?" asked Harry. They walk over to the fake Ron and pulled his face and off come a mask to revile Voldemort.

"But it can't be I killed him" cried Hermonie, so she pulls on the face again and off it comes a mask to revile Dumbledore.

"HOLY SHIT!!! Get your ugly little butt in here MR. HITMAN!!!" cries Hermonie. And on walks Eminem. "Your not my hit man" says Hermonie.

"I know, I killed him 2 days ago." Says Eminem.

"Oh, great!" said Harry "is everyone going to be killed in this story?"

"Nope, he was just a crap hit man," says Eminem "and I just hated steps, Begies and Britany spears. So well, I just felt like killing them when I was on the role."

There was a crash of symbols and evaporated into the clearing was Maeve and Kara. "Excuse me Hermonie!" says Maeve "You forgot your scarf at my house last night" Maeve hands Hermonie a scarf "Oh! And also I forgot to tell you I AM THE DARK MISTRESS WITH VOLDEMORT. Go back to being the goody-two-shoes that you were, unless you want to fight me, to become the Dark Mistress."

Hermonie runs over to Harry saying really really quickly "Forgive me Harry, please, I shouldn't have doubted you, forgiver me, please Harry, pretty please with a cherry on top, you really didn't believe all that Dark Mistress crap, did ya!"

"Calm down Hermonie." Says Harry "I forgive you and well, don't ever become a Dark Mistress, even if you did kill a Dark Lord or Mistress!"

"One sec Harry honey! Maeve before I hand back the role of Dark Mistress to you." Says Hermonie "I need to do one last thing"

Harry's eye flickered with fear as Hermonie extended her wand and without realisation she shouted "ACCIO SNAPE!!!!"

Snape zooms in – butt naked –on to the stage looking bewildered and Hemonie says "any last words Snapey Old Chap?"

"Mmmm, Yes!" says Snape "Where am I? And mmm well death is the next adventure!"

"OH JUST SHUT THE F**K UP!" says Hermonie "ADVARA KEVADRA!"

SNAPE DIES!!!

"Thank God, I really hated him," said Ron.

"NOW MAEVE! Now you can be the Dark Mistress AGAIN!" says Hermonie.

"I think we should have a party to celebrate all these beautiful deaths. I'll phone my lovely gorgeous Irish pals to come along and to join in!" said Maeve taking out her mobile phone!