Link: You know, this white light hurts my eyes.
Bowser: You said it.
Link: And it's all because of those damn reviewers.
Bowser: Why?
Link: There are none.
Bowser: Let's kill them!
Link: Bowser, I just said there are no reviewers.
Bowser: So, we want to wait until we get reviewers, and then we can kill them?
Link: Uh… not really.
Bowser: What?
Link: (slowly) If we don't get reviewers, we'll be stuck in this blinding light forever!
Bowser: Oh, okay.
Link: You heard me. For the love of annoying fairies named "Navi", REVIEW!
Bowser: Okay.
Link: -_-;;
You heard Link—
Link: Actually, you didn't hear me, this is a script, so…
Oh, shut up! You read (eh…) Link, so will you review? Please?