Disclaimer: I dun own anything. Except Merle. She's mine. Actually, she's
me.
(A/N: I can't make the questions too easy in the first round because, well, I have no idea what to make easy.)
(A/N 2: And, I'm not going to be putting too many questions in because, well, DarkMark.com isn't working. -_-;)
Merle: Welcome back to Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. We're here with Ms. Minerva McGonagall, Transfiguration teacher at Hogwarts, and, apparently, one of my best friends.
McGonagall: *blushes* I've never known that. Well, the best friend part, I mean. Anyhow, I'm ready to win.
Merle: That's the spirit! All right, let's play Who Wants to Be A Millionaire!
~funky music plays and the lights dim..a tiny bit~
Merle: The first question, for 100 Galleons. What broom is considered to be the best around? Is it A) Nimbus 2001, B) Cleansweep Five, C) Firebolt, or D) Wooga-Booga?
McGonagall: *chuckles* I believe it's C), Firebolt.
Merle: That's correct!
~the crowd claps~
Merle: Question two, for 200 Galleons. What does the charm 'Wingardium Leviosa' do? A) Makes an object hover, B) Splits an object in half, C) Makes a person dance uncontrollably, or D) Instantly pull down someone's pants…er…?
~the crowd bursts into laughter~
McGonagall: There isn't even a spell that pulls someone's pants down…
Merle: Well, according to the writers, answer D for questions 1-4 must be so obviously ridiculous and fake. It's supposed to make you laugh.
McGonagall: Oh…*chuckles* in that case, A.
Merle: That's right.
~the crowd claps again~
---two more questions are asked--- (A/N: Forgive me, it's sort of hard for me to make up these questions, and I need to save some for the other contestants…so, bear with me here.)
Merle: Question five, for 1000 Galleons. Answer this question right and you'll walk away with 1000 no matter what. What is the name of the Wizarding school in the United States of America? Is it A) The Salem Witches' Institute, B) Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, C) Durmstrang, or D) BeauxBatons?
McGonagall: I believe it's A.
Merle: *pause* That's correct!
---bunch of blah-ing and more questions asked---
McGonagall: Um…I'm still not sure…
Merle: You've used up all three lifelines, you can walk away with the 64,000 Galleons now and not lose them.
McGonagall: I think I'll do that, thanks.
~funky music plays and the lights come back on~
~McGonagall steps out of the Hot Seat and sits back in the panel chair~ (A/N: Well…I think she deserves to watch in person *laughs*)
Merle: Okay, time for the next Fastest Finger Question. *does the fastest finger question* (A/N: lmao, I'm not very creative today, am I?)
~Harry wins the Fastest Finger Question and excitedly bounces out of his seat and stands next to Merle~
Merle: We'll be right back!
---Commercial break---
Merle: All right. We're here with the…er…*famous* Harry Potter. Is there anything you'd like to say before you go for the million?
Harry: Nope. *smiles*
Merle: Okay then! Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
~funky music plays~
---easy questions are asked, blah blah---
Merle: All right, for 16,000 Galleons, What are the colors of Quidditch team, the 'Wimbourne Wasps'? Is it…A) Red and orange, B) Yellow and black, C) Blue and green, or D) White and Blue?
Harry: Umm, I think I'll use a lifeline.
Merle: Which one, then?
Harry: Phone A Complete Stranger.
Merle: All right. Dude who connects stuff (A/N: Lol, sorry, I forgot what they call him), put Ron on the line.
~phone rings and Ron answers with a small voice~
Merle: Hello? Ron?
Ron: I can barely hear you! This thing is weird.
Merle: I can barely hear you too…oh. *now shouting into the mic* RON, YOU NEED TO TURN THE CELLPHONE AROUND, YOU HAVE IT UPSIDE-DOWN.
Ron: *turns it rightside-up* Oh. Now I can hear you. This fellular cellytone thing is cool!
Merle: *chuckles* Just call it a cellphone. Harry needs help on a question, can you find someone out there for us?
Ron: Sure! One sec. *pause* Okay, here.
Girl: Hello?
Merle: Hi, who is this?
Girl: This is Eira.
Merle: Well, Eira, we're here with Mr. Harry Potter at the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire studio and he needs help with a question. Will you be so kind as to help him?
Eira: Sure! Fire away.
Merle: Harry, I'm giving the line to you. Ask her the question, give the answers, you know what to do.
Harry: Yup.
~mic turns to Harry~
Harry: What are the colors of the Quidditch team, the 'Wimbourne Wasps'? A) Red and orange, B) Yellow and black, C) Blue and green, or D) White and blue?
Eira: Umm…it's…B, yellow and black.
Harry: Thanks a lot!
Eira: No problem.
~Ron forgets how to turn the cellphone off and a voice is heard as he puts it in his pocket~
"Hey, you're pretty…wanna go for a drink at The Three Broomsticks sometime?"
Harry: *eyes go wide* That was Ron's voice…
Merle: Um...well, that last part was—er—unexpected.
Harry: You're telling me.
Merle: Anyhow, let's get back to the game.
Harry: Oh, yeah. I'll go with Eira. B, yellow and black.
Merle: *pause* That's correct!
~the crowd claps and cheers a little~
Merle: We'll be right back.
---Commercial break a.k.a. end of chapter 2---
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Dun dun dun! Okay, you know what to do. Press the button. Go on. You know you want to. Flames will be sent to the squirrels in geppy's (a fellow author) hair so they can light things on fire.
(A/N: I can't make the questions too easy in the first round because, well, I have no idea what to make easy.)
(A/N 2: And, I'm not going to be putting too many questions in because, well, DarkMark.com isn't working. -_-;)
Merle: Welcome back to Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. We're here with Ms. Minerva McGonagall, Transfiguration teacher at Hogwarts, and, apparently, one of my best friends.
McGonagall: *blushes* I've never known that. Well, the best friend part, I mean. Anyhow, I'm ready to win.
Merle: That's the spirit! All right, let's play Who Wants to Be A Millionaire!
~funky music plays and the lights dim..a tiny bit~
Merle: The first question, for 100 Galleons. What broom is considered to be the best around? Is it A) Nimbus 2001, B) Cleansweep Five, C) Firebolt, or D) Wooga-Booga?
McGonagall: *chuckles* I believe it's C), Firebolt.
Merle: That's correct!
~the crowd claps~
Merle: Question two, for 200 Galleons. What does the charm 'Wingardium Leviosa' do? A) Makes an object hover, B) Splits an object in half, C) Makes a person dance uncontrollably, or D) Instantly pull down someone's pants…er…?
~the crowd bursts into laughter~
McGonagall: There isn't even a spell that pulls someone's pants down…
Merle: Well, according to the writers, answer D for questions 1-4 must be so obviously ridiculous and fake. It's supposed to make you laugh.
McGonagall: Oh…*chuckles* in that case, A.
Merle: That's right.
~the crowd claps again~
---two more questions are asked--- (A/N: Forgive me, it's sort of hard for me to make up these questions, and I need to save some for the other contestants…so, bear with me here.)
Merle: Question five, for 1000 Galleons. Answer this question right and you'll walk away with 1000 no matter what. What is the name of the Wizarding school in the United States of America? Is it A) The Salem Witches' Institute, B) Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, C) Durmstrang, or D) BeauxBatons?
McGonagall: I believe it's A.
Merle: *pause* That's correct!
---bunch of blah-ing and more questions asked---
McGonagall: Um…I'm still not sure…
Merle: You've used up all three lifelines, you can walk away with the 64,000 Galleons now and not lose them.
McGonagall: I think I'll do that, thanks.
~funky music plays and the lights come back on~
~McGonagall steps out of the Hot Seat and sits back in the panel chair~ (A/N: Well…I think she deserves to watch in person *laughs*)
Merle: Okay, time for the next Fastest Finger Question. *does the fastest finger question* (A/N: lmao, I'm not very creative today, am I?)
~Harry wins the Fastest Finger Question and excitedly bounces out of his seat and stands next to Merle~
Merle: We'll be right back!
---Commercial break---
Merle: All right. We're here with the…er…*famous* Harry Potter. Is there anything you'd like to say before you go for the million?
Harry: Nope. *smiles*
Merle: Okay then! Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
~funky music plays~
---easy questions are asked, blah blah---
Merle: All right, for 16,000 Galleons, What are the colors of Quidditch team, the 'Wimbourne Wasps'? Is it…A) Red and orange, B) Yellow and black, C) Blue and green, or D) White and Blue?
Harry: Umm, I think I'll use a lifeline.
Merle: Which one, then?
Harry: Phone A Complete Stranger.
Merle: All right. Dude who connects stuff (A/N: Lol, sorry, I forgot what they call him), put Ron on the line.
~phone rings and Ron answers with a small voice~
Merle: Hello? Ron?
Ron: I can barely hear you! This thing is weird.
Merle: I can barely hear you too…oh. *now shouting into the mic* RON, YOU NEED TO TURN THE CELLPHONE AROUND, YOU HAVE IT UPSIDE-DOWN.
Ron: *turns it rightside-up* Oh. Now I can hear you. This fellular cellytone thing is cool!
Merle: *chuckles* Just call it a cellphone. Harry needs help on a question, can you find someone out there for us?
Ron: Sure! One sec. *pause* Okay, here.
Girl: Hello?
Merle: Hi, who is this?
Girl: This is Eira.
Merle: Well, Eira, we're here with Mr. Harry Potter at the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire studio and he needs help with a question. Will you be so kind as to help him?
Eira: Sure! Fire away.
Merle: Harry, I'm giving the line to you. Ask her the question, give the answers, you know what to do.
Harry: Yup.
~mic turns to Harry~
Harry: What are the colors of the Quidditch team, the 'Wimbourne Wasps'? A) Red and orange, B) Yellow and black, C) Blue and green, or D) White and blue?
Eira: Umm…it's…B, yellow and black.
Harry: Thanks a lot!
Eira: No problem.
~Ron forgets how to turn the cellphone off and a voice is heard as he puts it in his pocket~
"Hey, you're pretty…wanna go for a drink at The Three Broomsticks sometime?"
Harry: *eyes go wide* That was Ron's voice…
Merle: Um...well, that last part was—er—unexpected.
Harry: You're telling me.
Merle: Anyhow, let's get back to the game.
Harry: Oh, yeah. I'll go with Eira. B, yellow and black.
Merle: *pause* That's correct!
~the crowd claps and cheers a little~
Merle: We'll be right back.
---Commercial break a.k.a. end of chapter 2---
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Dun dun dun! Okay, you know what to do. Press the button. Go on. You know you want to. Flames will be sent to the squirrels in geppy's (a fellow author) hair so they can light things on fire.