Disclaimer: I dun own anything except Merle. The commercial is littered with numerous inside jokes from the Inside Joke portal inside my head. I'm only saying this about the commercials once: My friends and I are in the commercials, so I'll just use my friends' FF.net names if they have accounts. The others are by their real names, and I'm known as Merle.
(A/Ns: 1—Ditto to last chapter. 2—REALLY SORRY about the stupid gigantic delay…damn my laziness… 3—Reviews:
GazzandaSpazza—Oh…um…gee, I don't think you can read the fic anymore, huh?
Buffy Anne Summers Lives—SURE! I'll accept your help offer ^_^ my friend has already been appointed to help write some of it…but I'm sure there's room for more, eh? ^_~)
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Merle: We're here with Mr. Harry Potter. Is there anything you'd like to say?
Harry: Yeah. I want a donut.
~the crowd laughs~
Merle: Erm…you can buy a lot of donuts with the money you're winning.
Harry: YAY!
Merle: Anyhow, let's get back to the game.
~funky music plays and the lights dim~
Merle: For 32,000 Galleons. If you answer this question correctly, you're guaranteed to walk away with 32,000 Galleons. In the Ministry Of Magic, how many employees are there in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office? A) 3, B) 7, C) 4, or D) 2?
Harry: I should know this one…C, four.
Merle: *pauses* That's correct!
Harry: Yay!
Merle: For 64,000 Galleons. How many uses are there for dragon blood? (A/N: I know, easy question for some…) A) 4, B) 12, C) 14, or D) 7?
Harry: Um…*long pause* C…14…?
Merle: …Sorry, that was the wrong answer.
Harry: Awwwww, I wanted DONUTS!
Merle: You still get the 32,000 Galleons, you know.
Harry: Oh. Yay!
Merle: *giggles* Anyhow, let's take a look at the correct answer.
~answer B flashes~
Merle: You did well, though. Now go away. (A/N: Heh, one of my gymnastics instructors does that sometimes…)
Harry: *chuckles and goes back to his seat*
Merle: All right! Time for the next Fastest Finger Question. *asks the FFQ*
~Draco gets it right, he strides over to where Merle's standing~
Merle: Time for a commercial break, then back to the game!
~the crowd claps and cheers~
---Commercial break--- Commercial:
Krissy Ishida: HALLO! Welcome to the Poofy Meep Show!
Eira Chikaeru: Krissy, this isn't the Poofy Meep Show, it's a commercial.
Krissy: Oh. Okay. MEEP anyway…
Eira: ::hits Kevin with Sharky::
Kevin: Um…I don't know how much that is…5983732455?
Tamarushii Eva: No, more than that.
Merle: No it's less!
Eva: More!
Merle: Less!
Dan: ::comes out of nowhere:: HELP! KRISSY'S GOING TO MILK ME!
Krissy: Oh yeah! ::runs around trying to catch Dan::
Dan: Uh oh…::runs from Krissy::
Krissy: Come here! Eva!
Eva: ::squishes Dan with her squish mallet::
Merle: Go Eva!
Dan: Ow…
Eira: You know, we're out of time already…
Kevin: Aww.
Merle: See ya!
---End of commercial break---
Merle: Okay! Mr. Malfoy, how do you feel about getting into the Hot Seat?
Draco: I'm gonna win.
Merle: 'Atta boy. Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
---easy questions are asked, do you know how hard it is to make these up because I have no idea what's easy and what's not and I think I should ask Buffy Anne Summers Lives to help me with questions and I think I'll do that and I'm just blabbering on, huh?---
Merle: For 64,000 Galleons. Which year did Albus Dumbledore defeat the Dark Wizard Grindelwald? A) 1953, B) 1945, C) 1935, or D) 1966?
Draco: Er…I'll use the Phone-A-Complete-Stranger lifeline.
Merle: Okey-dokey. Operator, put Ron Weasley on the line.
~BRING BRING~
Ron: AGAIN?
Merle: Ron, you signed up for this job…
Ron: Oh yeah. Okay, who needs help?
Merle: Draco Malfoy.
Ron: …You seriously expect me to find someone for him.
Merle: You signed up, you do the job. Deal with it.
Ron: Okay…one minute…
Merle: *shakes her head*
Girl on line: Hello?
Merle: Hello! May I ask who's speaking, please?
Girl: Krissy…Ron told me I should help with a question…?
Merle: Yes, we're here at the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire studio with Draco Malfoy and he needs help with a question.
Krissy: D-d-draco Malfoy?
Merle: …Yes.
Krissy: Can he hear me right now?
Merle: The entire studio can hear you right now.
Krissy: Okay. DRACO I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!?!?!?!
Draco: …Is she going to help me with the question or not?
Merle: Um…Krissy, this isn't exactly the time.
Krissy: But but but…
Merle: Mr. Malfoy needs help with a question, after all.
Krissy: Oh! Okay!
Merle: He'll give you the question and the four possible answers. Ready?
Krissy: Yeah.
~mic switches to Draco~
Draco: Which year did Albus Dumbledore defeat the Dark Wizard Grindelwald? Is it A) 1953, B) 1945, C) 1935, or D) 1966?
Krissy: Um…I'm not 100% sure but I'm pretty sure it's B, 1945…
Draco: Thanks.
Krissy: OHMIGAH! HE THANKED ME! WOOOOOHOOO!!!
Draco: *now getting a little scared*
Merle: Operator, please hang up…
Krissy: Wha-? NO!!! DRACO!!!
Ron and Eira: *trying to grab the phone back from Krissy*
Operator guy: *hangs up*
Draco: She scares me…
Merle: Yes, she's rather scary…
Draco: Anyhow…I think I'll go with her, B) 1945.
Merle: *pauses* Correct!
Draco: *smirks*
Merle: For 125,000 Galleons! Who was the Wizard supposedly killed by ex-convict Sirius Black?—
Sirius: *shouts from his seat* HE'S NOT DEAD! HE'S STILL A—lllmph…
(Albus has just put his hand over Sirius' mouth)
Merle: *rolls eyes* Anyway, is it A) Remus Lupin—
Remus: *talks* Do I look dead to you?
Merle: You prat, what do you think "supposedly" means?
Remus: Oh. Continue, then…sorry.
Merle: …A) Remus Lupin, B) James Potter, C) Peter Pettigrew, or—
Sirius: MMPH! FMLLMPH!
Merle: …or D) Voldemort?
~part of the crowd gasps~
Draco: *smirks* C), Peter Pettigrew.
Merle: That's correct!
Draco: I told you I was going to win…
Merle: Oh not just yet, Draco. There's three questions left.
Draco: Damn. Oh well…
Merle: *chuckles* You've gotten pretty far, though. For 250,000 Galleons, What is the Muggle item used to play music? A) A radio, B) A refrigerator, C) A printer, or D) A box? (A/N: Okay so for some people this is REALLY, REALLY easy, but…)
Arthur: OO! *bounces in his seat*
Merle: *stares at Arthur with a look of concern*
Draco: o_O Erm…anyhow, it's A) A radio.
Merle: Correct-o!
Draco: *grinning like mad*
---Draco eventually walks away with the big 500,000 GALLEONS! Wooo!---
Merle: Okay, time for a commercial break, and then back to *outstretches an arm with one finger out* Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
~the crowd claps and cheers~
(A/N: The commercial will be added into the next chapter ^_^)
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Oh yeah. Review! Yay! Woohoo! Review! Okay see ya in the next chapter! -- Merle