Hiya! Chapter 2 also takes place in a chat room. Don't worry, things will go story-wise soon! If you don't like Invader Zim, hmmm……well, what would you be doing here? Nice comments are always welcome! ^_^ And if you must flame me, do it in an intelligent matter. Flames with no formal sign of brains will be sent to my friends and their friends in an endless chain 'til they reach something better.

In other words, flames lacking signs of intelligence will be posted in chat rooms all over the world to be laughed at.

(Silverwing has joined the chatroom.)

(InvaderXX has joined the chatroom.)

Silverwing: Ok Zim. What did you want to tell me?

InvaderXX: The Voot Cruiser. The runners.

Silverwing: What about them?

InvaderXX: Just that. When I was checking out the security of the human stink, an evil death-bee ran into the Voot and knocked me off course. And I crashed.

Silverwing: Is that it?

InvaderXX: No. The humans....found out.....

Silverwing: You *did* use the mind discharger, didn't you?!

InvaderXX: OF COURSE I DID! I'M AN IRKEN, SAIYAJIN STINK!

Silverwing: HEY! YOU CAN INSULT ME TILL HELL FREEZES OVER, BUT YOU CANNOT! INSULT! MY! SPECIES!

InvaderXX: Pftt. Mere words. What can words do to harm me?

Silverwing: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ZIM!

InvaderXX:.........

Silverwing: My point exactly.

(Mysterious692 has joined the chatroom.)

Mysterious692: HA! I have finally tracked you down, Zim!

Silverwing: *groans* It's Dib.

InvaderXX: No kidding.

Mysterious692: You're just jealous that I've got the advantage here! I can just copy down that conversation up there!

Silverwing: "I can just copy that conversation down." Pfft. You'd never live it down.

Mysterious692: What are YOU gonna do about it?

Silverwing: Track you down and cut off your oxygen supply until you take back EVERY WORD.

Mysterious692:.....

InvaderXX: Score another point for ZIM!

(Vengence437 has joined the chatroom.)

Silverwing: Hi Tak!

InvaderXX: TAK!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!

Silverwing: Well, we're all practically neighbors. ^_^

InvaderXX: BUT SHE WANTS TO TAKE MY MISSION!

Vengence437: I want REVENGE! THAT'S WHAT I WANT!

InvaderXX: *whines* Casi, make her shut up!

Silverwing: Actually, I was about to comment you on your 'flirtation technique' if you catch my drift.....heh heh....

InvaderXX: FLIRTATION?!

Vengence437: SAY WHAT?!

Silverwing: Zim and Tak, sittin' in a tree...

InvaderXX: THAT'S IT! I'M COMING OVER THERE!

(InvaderXX has left the chatroom.)

Silverwing: o.O;; Uhh, gotta go!

(Silverwing has left the chatroom.)

Mysterious692:.........

Vengence437:.........

(PrincessDarkness has joined the chatroom.)

PrincessDarkness: DIB! COME HOME NOW!

Mysterious692: O_O;;

(Mysterious692 has left the chatroom.)

(PrincessDarkness has left the chatroom.)

(S.I.R.70 has joined the chatroom.)

S.I.R.70: Sir. Visitor approaching west wing.

Vengence437: Who is it?

S.I.R.70: A red-haired female.

Vengence437: Casi......probably getting away from Zim.....I can kill her for singing that later......Mimi!

S.I.R.70: Yes sir!

Vengence437: Go greet our guest. If there's someone following her, eliminate him.

S.I.R.70: Yes sir! I obey!

(S.I.R.70 has left the chatroom.)

(Vengence437 has left the chatroom.)

Whatcha think? Keep it up? Give up? Should I make a cliffy soon? Tick you guys off? (That would be you, loyal reader.) Well, review review!