Minerva: (taps on her glass) Dumbledore wants to say something! So ya'll shut up now!
Albus: ADOIBWAAAA!!!!
Minerva: YEAH!
Remus: (gets on the table and does this weird chicken dance thing) LOOK EVERYONE! I'M A CHICKEN MAN!
Krissy: (points and laughs) Chicken man! Chicken man!
Remus: SQUACK! SQUACK!
Merle: You idiot! Chickens don't go squack, they go moo!
Remus: Oh. TWEET!
Severus: Can I get a martini?
Eva: NO! You need a haircut!
Severus: I just cut my hair last week!
Ron: Pfft, yeah right.
Minerva: LOOKIE! I can do magic! (shoots a spell at Hermione, turning her into a puppy)
Hermione: …Woof?
Ron: DOGGIE! (pets Hermione)
Hermione: ^_^ bark, bark!
Severus: FOOOOD FIGHT!!!
Albus: There's no food at the tables, you prat!
Severus: Oh. Where's my wand?
(loud flush comes from another room)
Voice from other room: Snape's wand go down the hole…
Severus: NO!!!!!!!!
Albus: Nyeh! You never did it right anyway.
Severus: Yes I did!
Minerva: You never did!
Severus: Did too!
Minerva: Did not.
Severus: Did too!
Minerva: Did not.
Severus: Did too!
Minerva: Did not!
Severus: Did too!
Minerva: Did not!
Severus: Did too!
Minerva: Did not!
Merle: Shut up!
Severus/Minerva: NO!
Severus: Did too!
Minerva: Did not!!
Merle: (conjures up a platter of macaroni and cheese and dumps it on Severus' head while taking Minerva's hair out of the bun)
Minerva: Hey! I don't put my hair down!
Merle: You do now!
Minerva: (shrugs) Okey-dokey.
Severus: Why you dump macaroni and cheese on my head?
Merle: You get to wash your hair now (big cheesy grin)
Severus: NO! No, no, no, no!! I will not! No, no, no, no, nooooo!
Merle: Aww, ya big baby. (dumps a bucket of water and soap suds on Severus)
Severus: Ack x_X
Albus: (staring at Minerva, in a trance) You look good with your hair down.
Minerva: o_o;
Sirius: (jumps up onto the High Table and starts singing and dancing ridiculously) BLACK EYES, I DON'T NEED 'EM, BLUE TEARS, GIMME FREEDOM!
Minerva: Black! Get off or else!
Sirius: (in a singsong voice) I'll take the or else…!
Minerva: Okay. (jumps up with Sirius and starts singing and dancing with him)
Harry: It's a wild, wild world. (pets Hermione the puppy)
Hermione: ^__^ Arf! Arf arf!
……
Nyeh. Review. OR ELSE! ::jumps up onto the High Table and sings with Sirius and Minerva::