And the meeting was held shortly after the waking of Frodo. There was a large gathering and bla bla bla. You all know what happens. So anyway, Boromir's standing there talking about a bunch of crap about how he's got to find a sword that was broken and stuff. Ariel and Trisana were hiding in the bushes right next to Sam, who did not see them because he's a stupid little fat hobbit.

Yes, Ariel never liked Sam much and found him kind of strange. She did not like offend people but… no wait, she did. She found him rather…homosexual. Trisana, on the other hand, who definitely did not like making fun of people was also amazed at the lack of intelligence possessed in Sam. She had read the books as well and found him a bit bisexual, especially in the part with him holding Frodo while he slept. (Of course there is nothing wrong with being this way so I am not trying to offend anyone) Dispite her feeble attempts to tell Ariel that Sam represented companionship, she found herself consumed with that thought the more she read. Well, we are getting off subject.

So Ariel and Trisana waited there until Sam jumped up and came running over and said something to the effect of "Frodo's not leaving without me!" Which was soon translated into "I'm gay and I'm not letting Frodo go to that scary mountain all alone!" But that was only in the sick mind of Ariel of course.

Trisana stood up and Ariel followed much to her chagrin. (Yes I just like that word) She felt embarrassed suddenly with all these eyes staring at her in a thought she could not fathom. How lugubrious she thought because these eyes looked really thin and stretched. She didn't really know what it meant but she just liked say that word.

"So you're going to leave without us?" said Trisana while Ariel began to stare at Legolas.

"Well…" stammered Elrond in shock for he had not known of them till now, "a women is not fit on such a journey, especially one that is in need of medication."

Trisana took offence to this comment. She knew of course that this assault was not entirely directed upon her. Before she could respond Ariel broke up in several fractured lines of poetry and/or famous lines from history.

"…no taxation without equal representation…" she began, "…give me your tired your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to breath free…Tweedledee and Tweedledum agreed to have a battle for Tweedledee had stolen Tweedledum's nice new rattle…how lugubrious!"

Now the whole company had found her totally insane but not Legolas for some strange reason beyond explanation.

"I still do not think it is a wise decision to send either of you with the fellowship," stated Elrond yet again directing this upon Trisana. Trisana tried her best to work with him.

"Well, Ariel does make a good point," she stammered trying her best not to look like she was trying, "there is no assumption with out equal representation. In other words, I think we should be allowed to go. We were sent here for a reason, were we not?"

"True as that may be, I still will not feel confident in letting you go," began Elrond, "I feel that you may serve as only a distraction." (knowing full well that this would not be so)

"But…" she was about to say more when Legolas stood up.

"I believe that what she speaks is the truth. I do not think these girls are spies either. We would know if they were to be, by any means, working in any way for the Dark Lord. They came here for a reason and that is clear either to warn us or to assist us. And further more…" Legolas was abruptly cut off for his mouth stopped working when he laid eyes upon Ariel. Her heart skipped a beat. He strode over to her and looked into her eyes, which really didn't have any true color. Blue eyes gazed into colorless eyes and they suddenly met in an embrace.

"Oh Ariel, oh Ariel," cried Legolas suddenly as he hugged her face close to his chest, "where have you been all my life? I will not leave without you. I would travel to the ends of the earth just to hear you breath! I will not leave you!" With that he looked again into her colorless eyes and at her masculine and rather ugly features. He leaned down and kissed her upon the forehead. His kiss fell upon her in a strange manner, such a sensation beyond actually words. Her knees seemed to give while the kiss traveled down unto cheek and then caressed her lips. His lips were sweet and his breath was minty-fresh. He knees buckled and she fell into his arms. For a split second she felt she was in paradise. Then suddenly came a voice….

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Yep, I know short chapter. If you review I'll make it longer.

Oh, Blueberry, don't worry everything will be all right. Don't worry, You get Legolas (or Elrond, I haven't desided yet) NO just kidding, Leggy boy is all yours'. REVIEW please my lovely little review people. This chapter was definatly not as long and possibly not as good as all my other chapters. I really should get back to writing them in math class but lately I've actually had to pay attention. If you review I'll write more and it'll be better and longer and funnier if this is what you call funny. Well I'll stop wasting your time if you only review!!! Oh by the way Lugubrious means mournful