While Gandalf was trying his feeble attempts to open the gates of Moria, the rest of the fellowship was playing cards while Amery began to flirt was Legolas. She was shamefully flaunting her cleavage and batting her perfectly curled eyes incessantly. This was quite an annoyance to both the other females and the rest of the men did not quite know what to think of it. Sam was however, lulling his tongue out to the side ere the glance jealous of Frodo refrained him from drooling all over his elven garb.
Now, Trisana and Ariel could have wasted a lot less time by telling Gandalf the password, however, they were once again in a sour PMS mood (like always) and felt like dealing away this precious time by thinking of ways to get rid of the cleavage flashing girl without out being suspected. Also Ariel would have to remember the password so to use her mind was not something she felt like doing at that time, or any as I reconcile.
It was around this precious moment of wasted time that Gimli called upon Ariel in a refined indignant manner. She went hesitantly with little ease to greet him in the most obnoxious behavior known to man, or dwarf for that matter. She was angered by the fact that she had left her card game in which she was winning. Aragorn could be heard declaring that he had won the go-fish match seeing as he was the only one completely clothed. Legolas was tunic-less much to every female's blithful delight and utter amazement. Gimli led her away though she was unwilling and much to her chagrin, from the half-naked men and elf. Boromir was declaring that he had been cheating, as Boromir was a sore looser.
And Gimli led her on and he said in a commanding voice for her to follow. She did not heed his tone though for she was busy wondering if playdo was really bad to eat.
He faced her now when they were out of sight of the lovely hunky utterly gorgeous studs that at that moment stood half-unclad. And now he looked into her eyes while she stared into his. The absence of color in his eyes made her cringe, as they seemed to be filled with longing and trust within her confined soul. Yes, he faced her now no longer with arrogance and loathing but with a new feeling embellished in his grotesque features.
He took another stride closer to her and now he stood only a few inches apart from her. The only air that passed was suppressed and stagnant, drawn and still. He studied her features for what seemed like eternity while she contemplated what the ingredients in green Jell-O were. Her thoughts abruptly ended when she came back to her senses. The dwarf was making her fidgety and coy. This enigma was troubling to her and her addlebrained mind. She alluded briefly to exactly why he had asked her to come with him in the first place. Then she began to wonder how potato chips were made and why not to pull the tag off of mattresses. She looked at Gimli as if he had three large heads while now switching the topic 'to how one wiggles their ears'.
"You are distant as of late," he said solemnly, "prey tell, what troubles you so?" He looked into her eyes once more, which were far off, colorless and youthful. She was now trying to remember the conversion of Fahrenheit to Celsius.
"Tell me what concerns you for I am here to listen," he said soothingly when she had failed to heed him.
"What?" she asked only slightly paying attention since she had given up the conversion already. He smiled and took another half step towards her.
"Calm yourself, my Lady," he whispered for they were not very far a part now and a little too close for comfort as Ariel was concerned.
'He is sure a close talker,' she thought at that moment stating only the obvious although with her blunted senses, it was hard to know when she was thinking in reality or in her strange twisted other dimension, but that is not the point. However, before she could fully process this new feeling, indeed, even before this thought alluded to her mind, he bent over and kissed her sweetly on the lips. (This means it was probably rough and wet.) Before she could shriek for help, he enveloped her in his arms, kissing her firmly as so she could not utter any incoherent words. She was unable to try any maneuvers to loosen his grasp on her. Thus making kicking him in the groan or breaking his stubby little dwarf toes altogether impossible and to no avail though try as she might.
She had only to sit back and wait out the duration while his lips touched hers passionately. He slid down her cheek and up and down her neck while he pressed her body to him. His arms encircled her while he hugged her ever so much closer. His pulse rushed through her veins and she felt herself lift when his kiss subsided for a brief instant while he took a breath of the still air. His motions in rhythm with hers and the beating inside their hearts moved likewise in melody to one another.
Yes, I know short chapter but I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did writing it. If no one and I mean no one reviews after this chapter I'm so NOT going to write more since was certainly a big turning point in the story and rather very disturbing disgusting and so entertaining! I sincerely will hold that promise too, so you guys better review. I found that Gimli should be allowed to fall in love with more than Legolas for once in his pathetic dwarf life. I don't know if this is a new idea or what but I haven't really seen it yet so why not have it address then? Please tell me what you think and any suggestions that you may have.