Chibi Tiyan: You're gonna use...
Chibi Fique: Thats the first female, 'least
Chibi Sikeeh: I don't know who to feel sorry for...Babysitees or the babysitter...probably the babysitter. -_-'
Chibi Tiyan: Lets continue shall we?
Chibi Fique: We dun own DBZ/GT, but you knew that didn't chu?
Chibi Sikeeh: And here we go...
Night of the Babysitter XI (thunder rumble)
By: Kiriska
"Yo, Tien, been a while eh?" Krillin greeted an old friend. Tien, Chao-zu, and Lunch were visiting. The 3-eyed man nodded smilely. Bulma adjusted her hair, "Everyone ready to go?" "Yeah, yeah, lets go already." Vegeta grumbled. "Alright, c'mon lets go then." Gohan agreed, "Good luck with the kids! You'll need it!" The group started off.
Lunch waved, then turned to the living room of Capsule Corp. Bra, Pan, and Marron were on their new Gamecube. Trunks and Goten weren't around. Shruging, the dark-haired woman asked if the girls wanted to help prepare dinner. They agreed giggling. Lunch led them into the kitchen, where they began making a feast.
"What do we know about this one?" Trunks wondered. "I dunno, but its the first lady we've had." Goten answered. "Well...what are girls supposed to be afraid of..?" the purple haired boy asked. "My mom's scared'a spiders, frogs, snakes, and stuff like that." Goten suggested. Trunks grinned, "Yeah my mom is afraid of that kinda stuff too." he agreed. "Cool! I get to go collect bugs!" "Did they take Marron's crazy uncle with them to dinner?" Trunks questioned. Goten thought, "I think so." "Good, we can steal his bugs."
Lunch and the girls were making, probably the best dinner any of the babysitters have ever made. Bra brought her sitter the flour for the cake they were making for desert. "Thank you Bra!" Lunch smiled brightly, the flour powedered, it got into Lunch's face..."Ahhh--ahhhh--AHHHHCHOO!" Instantly the woman's hair changed to blonde and her sincere expression turned wicked. "Whats this? Making me cook again are we?!" Bra jumped back in surprise; "Miss Lunch....?" Pan and Marron turned from what they were doing.
"No, I didn't miss lunch today, I raided some resturrant, now I think I'll raid this place. Where's all the goods!?" Lunch demanded. "We don't have any goods..." Pan whimpered. "Don't you lie to me little girl! This place looks like its loaded." the blonde grabbed the quarter-saiyan by the shirt collar and lifted her up. Marron started to cry. Bra backed away slowly, knocking into the flour, which spilled all over the floor.
"Ahhh-ahhhh-AHHCHOO!!" Lunch sneezed again, dropping Pan, who flew a distance back shocked. The sitter's hair once again changed to blackish purple, and expression became calm. "Oh my, I have the sniffles, now what were we doing? Baking a cake?" Marron ceased crying and blinked. Lunch resumed her kitchen duties. The girls looked at each other, then went back to their jobs as well, now, cautious and paranoid-ish.
"Damnit, its dark in here." Trunks was crawling through #17's trailer, the place was a mess. Boxes, chairs, clothes, things were littered everywhere. "Where are those bugs..?" The demi-saiyan created a ball of ki in his hand and used it's light to look around the room. There was a small tank on the opposite side of room. It was filled with bugs of all kinds; spiders, grubs, worms, beetles, pillbugs...Trunks grabbed handfuls and dumped them into the bucket he had brought with him.
Goten was looking for the biggest pair of scissors in the house. The black-haired boy found himself in the shed with a pair of those big hedge-trimmer things. Grinning, he left the shed and snuck back in through Trunks's bedroom window.
"Dinnertime!!" Pan called. Trunks and Goten showed up a few seconds later, their pockets seemed to be stuffed. "Sweet! This is the best dinner any of our babysitters have made!!" Trunks exclaimed. "But of course that don't change your fate." he added quietly. "Thank you!" Lunch grinned. Bra giggled. Marron nudged her. Remembering, Bra leaned over to her brother and whispered: Sometin' weird happened when we was making dinner, and we thinks everytime Lunch sneezes she goes all mean and stuff.."
Trunks blinked, not completely understanding. He was about to ask Bra to clarify what she had just said, but a scream interupted him. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Lunch was on her chair staring at the worms in her food. She stumbled and fell to the floor. Her hair blew into her face and a single strand rubbed against her nose...
"ACHOO!" Blonde hair, nasty grin. "What are you stupid kids trying to do? Scare me? Thats a joke." Lunch did a Lara Croft impression and started firing at the dinner table. All five kids ducked for cover. The table looked like swiss cheese. The five Babysitees slipped out of there reaaaal fast.
"What are we gonna do Trunks?" Bra cried, as they retreated into her room and slammed the door shut. Trunks just grinned; "Whacked personality or not, we can't let her get to us. Pan, you can catch bullets right?" The quarter-saiyan nodded, semi-confused. "Good, you stay with Bra, Marron go with Goten, I'll lure ..." They group pulled into a huddle.
The door splintered and cracked, Lunch forced her way into Bra's Room, but it was now empty of people. Frowning, the violence-mad sitter went to check the many other rooms. She spotted a short little punk dressed in black leather standing at the end of the hallway. "Lookin' fo' some damn kids, yo?" the person asked, adjusting his sunglasses. "Whats it to ya, punk?" Lunch smirked. Trunks shrugged; "Just saw some purple haired kid run down that way." "Hey waittaminute who are you?" Lunch began firing at Trunks who easily dodged out of the way and out of sight.
The demi-saiyan flew fast enough to evade all her shots, but slow enough for her to tail him. Laughing to himself, he led her down a corridor and into one of the many spare bedrooms...
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! The whir of the chainsaw sounded just as Lunch passed though the open door. Blonde hair fell to the floor. Lots of it. Lunch recieved a very unprofessional haircut from shoulders down. Goten snickered before hightailing it out of there. The enraged babysitter whipped out an array of weapons and started after him. Marron peeked out from under the bed, when she saw that they were all gone she slid out and ran into the next room.
Lunch turned many of the upstairs hallways into the land of swiss cheese. Goten wondered many times how Bulma would take it as he turned corners, avoiding attack from Lunch. The demi-saiyan zipped into Bra's Room again. Tye-dyed color Magic Hair Dye spilled all over the place. Trunks and Marron made sure all the dye was gone before chunking the bucket into the corner and running out the door. "WHAT THE *censored*!!!!! My hair!!!! You *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*ing kids!! ARRRGGGGG!!" Lunch ran outside again.
Bra and Pan were crounched outside, under the porch, each armed with a flamethrower. They could hear Lunch's angry cries near. "Almost there, almost there..." Trunks and Marron thundered onto the porch and into the backyard; "Now! Now! Now!!" Trunks commanded. Lunch leapt off the porch, Bra and Pan released the power of their mighty flamethrowers onto Lunch's abused hair.
"HOLY ^&#@*^#@*$^@&*#^^!@##$#%^@#!!!!" Lunch swatted her ignited hair with her hands. Goten flew out with a bucket in his hands, the demi-saiyan poured glue over the fire. It put it out but...Lunch began firing insanely, putting holes through the patio furniture and the trees. The Babysittees retreated back inside.
Lunch stumbled back onto the porch following the kids, she ran into a spider web and sneezed..."Oh my..." she put away her guns and went into the house, "I hope I didn't frighten the kids..." No one was in sight. The house was in ruins, there was a bullet in nearly everything. She looked around, and spotted a stray mirror. "Gee, I wonder what happened to my hair? Ah, well, it's an interesting color...Kids? Where'dja go?"
"She's normal again, Trunks." Marron informed the demi-saiyan. "Thats good I guess, cuz here comes the cars.." Indeed, the cars pulled into the front....
Bulma stepped into the house...and screamed bloody murder. "HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!! TRUNKS!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!?!? MY HOUSE LOOKS LIKE SWISS CHEESE!!! WHAT WAS THE GODDAMN IDEA YOU GOT THIS TIME?!?!?!" [Sorry, the Magic Censor Fairy was unable to um..block that] Lunch stepped into view, her hair was chopped at her shoulders, and was a rainbow of colors. On top of it all was a lot of not-yet-dried glue... "Back already? How was your dinner?" she asked sweetly.
Krillin stepped into the house and had the biggest sweatdropped ever recorded in the history of anime. It was bigger than he is! "I'm guessing Lunch sneezed...." the short man sighed. Tien nodded. "^#&@*^#$@(!! How dare you destroy my house, &$(@#*$@!!" Vegeta entered the house. Lunch smiled innocently; "I'm very sorry! I just can't help it!" Bulma growled; "Where the #&$@ is Trunks? TRUNKS!"
The five Babysittees assembled downstairs. "What the ^&#@ did you guys DO tonight!?"
Several explainations later. Bulma was exasperated and was too tired to do anything but send Trunks and Bra to their rooms. Goten, however, was sentenced to more studying. Marron sentenced herself to 3 weeks, although Krillin didn't think she deserved so long, nor did Android #18. Android #17...was collecting his 'poor bugs' from Lunch's dinner plate. Pan...charmed her way out of punishment from her parents. But strict Chi Chi ended up grounding her for a week. The part-saiyan's face would allow no more.
Lunch was escorted home with Tien, Chao-zu and Krillin. Bulma was escorted to some several tons of asprin by Goku and Chi Chi. Vegeta and Trunks was escorted to the lumbershop the following day to buy supplies to repair the house.
"This is all your fault, you ^$*&@# brat." Vegeta growled. "Awwww, shaddap...wait, I didn't say that...Dad...don't look at me like that...people are watching...AHHHHHHH!!!"
-Owari-
Chibi Tiyan: -_-'
Chibi Sikeeh: Poor Bulma..
Chibi Fique: That was FUNNNN!
Chibis Sikeeh and Tiyan: *blink*
Kabahoshi: *hungry*
Kiriska: REVIEW. Thank you!!!
Chibi Fique: Thats the first female, 'least
Chibi Sikeeh: I don't know who to feel sorry for...Babysitees or the babysitter...probably the babysitter. -_-'
Chibi Tiyan: Lets continue shall we?
Chibi Fique: We dun own DBZ/GT, but you knew that didn't chu?
Chibi Sikeeh: And here we go...
Night of the Babysitter XI (thunder rumble)
By: Kiriska
"Yo, Tien, been a while eh?" Krillin greeted an old friend. Tien, Chao-zu, and Lunch were visiting. The 3-eyed man nodded smilely. Bulma adjusted her hair, "Everyone ready to go?" "Yeah, yeah, lets go already." Vegeta grumbled. "Alright, c'mon lets go then." Gohan agreed, "Good luck with the kids! You'll need it!" The group started off.
Lunch waved, then turned to the living room of Capsule Corp. Bra, Pan, and Marron were on their new Gamecube. Trunks and Goten weren't around. Shruging, the dark-haired woman asked if the girls wanted to help prepare dinner. They agreed giggling. Lunch led them into the kitchen, where they began making a feast.
"What do we know about this one?" Trunks wondered. "I dunno, but its the first lady we've had." Goten answered. "Well...what are girls supposed to be afraid of..?" the purple haired boy asked. "My mom's scared'a spiders, frogs, snakes, and stuff like that." Goten suggested. Trunks grinned, "Yeah my mom is afraid of that kinda stuff too." he agreed. "Cool! I get to go collect bugs!" "Did they take Marron's crazy uncle with them to dinner?" Trunks questioned. Goten thought, "I think so." "Good, we can steal his bugs."
Lunch and the girls were making, probably the best dinner any of the babysitters have ever made. Bra brought her sitter the flour for the cake they were making for desert. "Thank you Bra!" Lunch smiled brightly, the flour powedered, it got into Lunch's face..."Ahhh--ahhhh--AHHHHCHOO!" Instantly the woman's hair changed to blonde and her sincere expression turned wicked. "Whats this? Making me cook again are we?!" Bra jumped back in surprise; "Miss Lunch....?" Pan and Marron turned from what they were doing.
"No, I didn't miss lunch today, I raided some resturrant, now I think I'll raid this place. Where's all the goods!?" Lunch demanded. "We don't have any goods..." Pan whimpered. "Don't you lie to me little girl! This place looks like its loaded." the blonde grabbed the quarter-saiyan by the shirt collar and lifted her up. Marron started to cry. Bra backed away slowly, knocking into the flour, which spilled all over the floor.
"Ahhh-ahhhh-AHHCHOO!!" Lunch sneezed again, dropping Pan, who flew a distance back shocked. The sitter's hair once again changed to blackish purple, and expression became calm. "Oh my, I have the sniffles, now what were we doing? Baking a cake?" Marron ceased crying and blinked. Lunch resumed her kitchen duties. The girls looked at each other, then went back to their jobs as well, now, cautious and paranoid-ish.
"Damnit, its dark in here." Trunks was crawling through #17's trailer, the place was a mess. Boxes, chairs, clothes, things were littered everywhere. "Where are those bugs..?" The demi-saiyan created a ball of ki in his hand and used it's light to look around the room. There was a small tank on the opposite side of room. It was filled with bugs of all kinds; spiders, grubs, worms, beetles, pillbugs...Trunks grabbed handfuls and dumped them into the bucket he had brought with him.
Goten was looking for the biggest pair of scissors in the house. The black-haired boy found himself in the shed with a pair of those big hedge-trimmer things. Grinning, he left the shed and snuck back in through Trunks's bedroom window.
"Dinnertime!!" Pan called. Trunks and Goten showed up a few seconds later, their pockets seemed to be stuffed. "Sweet! This is the best dinner any of our babysitters have made!!" Trunks exclaimed. "But of course that don't change your fate." he added quietly. "Thank you!" Lunch grinned. Bra giggled. Marron nudged her. Remembering, Bra leaned over to her brother and whispered: Sometin' weird happened when we was making dinner, and we thinks everytime Lunch sneezes she goes all mean and stuff.."
Trunks blinked, not completely understanding. He was about to ask Bra to clarify what she had just said, but a scream interupted him. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Lunch was on her chair staring at the worms in her food. She stumbled and fell to the floor. Her hair blew into her face and a single strand rubbed against her nose...
"ACHOO!" Blonde hair, nasty grin. "What are you stupid kids trying to do? Scare me? Thats a joke." Lunch did a Lara Croft impression and started firing at the dinner table. All five kids ducked for cover. The table looked like swiss cheese. The five Babysitees slipped out of there reaaaal fast.
"What are we gonna do Trunks?" Bra cried, as they retreated into her room and slammed the door shut. Trunks just grinned; "Whacked personality or not, we can't let her get to us. Pan, you can catch bullets right?" The quarter-saiyan nodded, semi-confused. "Good, you stay with Bra, Marron go with Goten, I'll lure ..." They group pulled into a huddle.
The door splintered and cracked, Lunch forced her way into Bra's Room, but it was now empty of people. Frowning, the violence-mad sitter went to check the many other rooms. She spotted a short little punk dressed in black leather standing at the end of the hallway. "Lookin' fo' some damn kids, yo?" the person asked, adjusting his sunglasses. "Whats it to ya, punk?" Lunch smirked. Trunks shrugged; "Just saw some purple haired kid run down that way." "Hey waittaminute who are you?" Lunch began firing at Trunks who easily dodged out of the way and out of sight.
The demi-saiyan flew fast enough to evade all her shots, but slow enough for her to tail him. Laughing to himself, he led her down a corridor and into one of the many spare bedrooms...
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! The whir of the chainsaw sounded just as Lunch passed though the open door. Blonde hair fell to the floor. Lots of it. Lunch recieved a very unprofessional haircut from shoulders down. Goten snickered before hightailing it out of there. The enraged babysitter whipped out an array of weapons and started after him. Marron peeked out from under the bed, when she saw that they were all gone she slid out and ran into the next room.
Lunch turned many of the upstairs hallways into the land of swiss cheese. Goten wondered many times how Bulma would take it as he turned corners, avoiding attack from Lunch. The demi-saiyan zipped into Bra's Room again. Tye-dyed color Magic Hair Dye spilled all over the place. Trunks and Marron made sure all the dye was gone before chunking the bucket into the corner and running out the door. "WHAT THE *censored*!!!!! My hair!!!! You *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*ing kids!! ARRRGGGGG!!" Lunch ran outside again.
Bra and Pan were crounched outside, under the porch, each armed with a flamethrower. They could hear Lunch's angry cries near. "Almost there, almost there..." Trunks and Marron thundered onto the porch and into the backyard; "Now! Now! Now!!" Trunks commanded. Lunch leapt off the porch, Bra and Pan released the power of their mighty flamethrowers onto Lunch's abused hair.
"HOLY ^&#@*^#@*$^@&*#^^!@##$#%^@#!!!!" Lunch swatted her ignited hair with her hands. Goten flew out with a bucket in his hands, the demi-saiyan poured glue over the fire. It put it out but...Lunch began firing insanely, putting holes through the patio furniture and the trees. The Babysittees retreated back inside.
Lunch stumbled back onto the porch following the kids, she ran into a spider web and sneezed..."Oh my..." she put away her guns and went into the house, "I hope I didn't frighten the kids..." No one was in sight. The house was in ruins, there was a bullet in nearly everything. She looked around, and spotted a stray mirror. "Gee, I wonder what happened to my hair? Ah, well, it's an interesting color...Kids? Where'dja go?"
"She's normal again, Trunks." Marron informed the demi-saiyan. "Thats good I guess, cuz here comes the cars.." Indeed, the cars pulled into the front....
Bulma stepped into the house...and screamed bloody murder. "HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!! TRUNKS!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!?!? MY HOUSE LOOKS LIKE SWISS CHEESE!!! WHAT WAS THE GODDAMN IDEA YOU GOT THIS TIME?!?!?!" [Sorry, the Magic Censor Fairy was unable to um..block that] Lunch stepped into view, her hair was chopped at her shoulders, and was a rainbow of colors. On top of it all was a lot of not-yet-dried glue... "Back already? How was your dinner?" she asked sweetly.
Krillin stepped into the house and had the biggest sweatdropped ever recorded in the history of anime. It was bigger than he is! "I'm guessing Lunch sneezed...." the short man sighed. Tien nodded. "^#&@*^#$@(!! How dare you destroy my house, &$(@#*$@!!" Vegeta entered the house. Lunch smiled innocently; "I'm very sorry! I just can't help it!" Bulma growled; "Where the #&$@ is Trunks? TRUNKS!"
The five Babysittees assembled downstairs. "What the ^&#@ did you guys DO tonight!?"
Several explainations later. Bulma was exasperated and was too tired to do anything but send Trunks and Bra to their rooms. Goten, however, was sentenced to more studying. Marron sentenced herself to 3 weeks, although Krillin didn't think she deserved so long, nor did Android #18. Android #17...was collecting his 'poor bugs' from Lunch's dinner plate. Pan...charmed her way out of punishment from her parents. But strict Chi Chi ended up grounding her for a week. The part-saiyan's face would allow no more.
Lunch was escorted home with Tien, Chao-zu and Krillin. Bulma was escorted to some several tons of asprin by Goku and Chi Chi. Vegeta and Trunks was escorted to the lumbershop the following day to buy supplies to repair the house.
"This is all your fault, you ^$*&@# brat." Vegeta growled. "Awwww, shaddap...wait, I didn't say that...Dad...don't look at me like that...people are watching...AHHHHHHH!!!"
-Owari-
Chibi Tiyan: -_-'
Chibi Sikeeh: Poor Bulma..
Chibi Fique: That was FUNNNN!
Chibis Sikeeh and Tiyan: *blink*
Kabahoshi: *hungry*
Kiriska: REVIEW. Thank you!!!