Bishon-e-Mon!
Disclaimer: I do not own these Bishonen, nor do I own Pokemon, I just love to make fun of the Pokemon. I do own the host of the show, Orvil Shiskabob. One of the most important parts of this disclaimer: I am not gay, the idea of this fic is simply humorous.
Warning: This fic includes some extremely frightening fight scenes.
"Hi, my name is Orvil Shiskabob. I would like to introduce you to this show, Bishon-e-Mon. At this point, I would like you to know that there are only sixteen Bishon-e-Mon known in the Bishoneworld. Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Zechs, Treize, Dilandau, Folken, Gatty, Dallet, Chesta, Keiichi, Tenchi, Allen, and Van. Please enjoy the show. It is about a female clone of Ash Catchum named Ashley Muhctac. Have fun now."
Ashley Muhctac was happily dreaming of Duo Maxwell, Dilandau Albatou, and Allen Schezar. She drooled in her happy dreams. Tomorrow she would get to pick one of the three to start on her Bishon-e-Mon adventure.
Ashley woke up. She yawned. She then looked at her clock.
"Oh no, I'm late, I'm late!"
Ashley rushed out the door waving her mother goodbye.
"I can't be late for the Bishon-e-Mon picking!"
Ashley rushed down to the lab. Inside she met Professor Poisonoak.
"Sorry, you just missed the picking, we are all out of Bishon-e-Mon."
"Oh no, Professor, isn't there SOMETHING you can do?"
"Well, there is one left."
"Oh, show me, show me!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure!"
The professor pointed to a small red and white ball. He pressed the button and out came…
"WHAT? A Wufei type? Aww man!"
"What? Am I not good enough? Am I took weak? THE WEAK DO NOT FIGHT!"
"Uhhh, isn't there another one I could have?"
"I said, the others were taken."
Ashley frowned, disappointed that she was stuck with Wufei as a starting bishonen.
Disclaimer: I do not own these Bishonen, nor do I own Pokemon, I just love to make fun of the Pokemon. I do own the host of the show, Orvil Shiskabob. One of the most important parts of this disclaimer: I am not gay, the idea of this fic is simply humorous.
Warning: This fic includes some extremely frightening fight scenes.
"Hi, my name is Orvil Shiskabob. I would like to introduce you to this show, Bishon-e-Mon. At this point, I would like you to know that there are only sixteen Bishon-e-Mon known in the Bishoneworld. Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Zechs, Treize, Dilandau, Folken, Gatty, Dallet, Chesta, Keiichi, Tenchi, Allen, and Van. Please enjoy the show. It is about a female clone of Ash Catchum named Ashley Muhctac. Have fun now."
Ashley Muhctac was happily dreaming of Duo Maxwell, Dilandau Albatou, and Allen Schezar. She drooled in her happy dreams. Tomorrow she would get to pick one of the three to start on her Bishon-e-Mon adventure.
Ashley woke up. She yawned. She then looked at her clock.
"Oh no, I'm late, I'm late!"
Ashley rushed out the door waving her mother goodbye.
"I can't be late for the Bishon-e-Mon picking!"
Ashley rushed down to the lab. Inside she met Professor Poisonoak.
"Sorry, you just missed the picking, we are all out of Bishon-e-Mon."
"Oh no, Professor, isn't there SOMETHING you can do?"
"Well, there is one left."
"Oh, show me, show me!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure!"
The professor pointed to a small red and white ball. He pressed the button and out came…
"WHAT? A Wufei type? Aww man!"
"What? Am I not good enough? Am I took weak? THE WEAK DO NOT FIGHT!"
"Uhhh, isn't there another one I could have?"
"I said, the others were taken."
Ashley frowned, disappointed that she was stuck with Wufei as a starting bishonen.