Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil, but I do own my characters.
The Arrival
2 ½ hours later…
The road was pretty deserted except for Jeremy's car. It was enjoying the freedom of the road by driving all over the place. I made sure to stay about thirty feet behind him for when he crashed into something.
"…He's gonna hit something." I said sounding annoyed.
"Yay!" Evonne said sounding happy.
I looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
"Why do you say yay?" I asked confusedly.
"I don't know." She said once again sounding distant.
I turned my attention back to the road and Jeremy's car and noticed it wasn't swerving around anymore.
"I betcha Jessica told him to stop or she'd hit him or something."
"Yeah."
After another long silence I heard music. But my stereo wasn't on. Thinking I was steadily going insane I looked for the source of the music. Evonne had her CD player. I was so relieved that I wasn't anymore insane than I already was I failed to notice that we were in town and that I had driven past were Jeremy had parked. I swore out loud and doubled back before Evonne would point out my mistake. She was zoned out though and didn't say anything. So I parked next to Jeremy and looked at my surroundings.
Besides Jeremy's and my car, the whole parking lot was deserted of people. There were no people walking dogs or getting snacks or anything. This was strange because we were in one of the few places to pass through the mountains and it was a rest stop. The building we parked in front of was the actual rest stop. The bathrooms were inside and there even was a gift shop. I knew all this because I go here twice a year usually whenever I go to visit my dad. The building looked a little more run down than usual, it even looked depressing with its great triangular roof that almost touched the ground on the sides. It was obviously built to keep snow from piling up on top of it. Evonne and I got out of the car, we didn't even bother to lock the doors.
"Well, here we are. Snoqualmie Pass." I said sounding emotionless.
"This place sucks!" Where are all the people?" Jessica said sounding like her usual exuberant self.
"Probably avoiding you, Jessica." I quickly responded.
"Shut up, you bitch!"
I laughed in response.
"At least I'm not flat chested." Jessica said evilly.
"What are you talking about!? I'm not flat chested!"
"You are too! Don't try to hide it!"
"Ya know." Jeremy said interrupting our fight. "I don't like the way those crows are watching us."
He then pointed to the rafters sticking out from the roof of the building. When we looked we saw large, black crows. They looked very strange, different from normal crows but I just put my finger on what was so different about them.
Jeremy broke the silence by saying angrily "They better not shit on my car!"
Us girls thought that was extremely funny and started laughing. Jeremy didn't so he walked off towards the gift shop. We trailed behind laughing and laughing. When we got inside of the gift shop we immediately stopped laughing. The place was a wreck. Some of the displays were knocked over and bags of snack foods littered the floor. There was no one to be seen inside here either, because one would expect a cleanup crew of sorts. After discovering that there were no security cameras or people, Jeremy and Jessica were gathering up bags of snacks in their arms, and Evonne went off to the restroom area. I went over to the counter and peered over. And I saw the most horrifying thing that I had ever seen…they had mixed the sour gummy worms with the sweet gummy worms!
"How can we tell them apart now!?" I shouted miserably.
Jessica raised an eyebrow and gave me a strange look.
"Jeremy, do you think we can find Marti a straight jacket in here?" Jessica said sarcastically.
"I don't think she needs one." He said.
"AAAAHHHHHHH!" someone screamed.
Jeremy, Jessica and I ran as fast as we could to the place were we heard the sounds come from and we saw Evonne screaming and pointing into a bathroom stall. She then ran over to us hid behind Jeremy.
"Evonne." I said, "No matter how scary public bathrooms may be, a little poop won't hurt you."
"Its not poop…its…its…" she started to say.
"HOLY SHIT! There's a body in here!" Jessica said sounding frightened.
I went over and looked and there was indeed a body in the bathroom. It looked like it had been dead for days. Its gray, putrefying flesh was actually falling off its body. Its belly had appeared to be ripped wide open and inside from what I could tell were hundreds of maggots. Its clothes, or what were left of them, were bloody and were all ripped up like the person had lost a fight. The head of the creature was the worst part. It was tipped up at an uncomfortable looking angle, especially since the corpse was in a sitting position. The hair of the corpse was thin and white. And the face had lost much skin so it was impossible to even recognize it. The eyes were wide open so when you entered it was looking right at you. The eyes were also covered in a thin milk white film.
"OH…MY…GOD!" I screamed.
I felt sick. Like I was going to puke. It smelled like shit, piss, and rotten meat in the restroom. Evonne was in hysterics, Jessica was as pale as I was and Jeremy was looking at the body.
"Hey, get me a stick!" Jeremy ordered.
"WHAT!?" Jessica and I said in unison.
"I wanna poke him and see what happens."
"Jeremy!" Jessica said sounding like she was gonna scold him, "You are not going to poke that mans body with a stick! You leave him alone!"
"Fine! Fine!"
We turned around to attend to Evonne but she was gone. We looked around and discovered that she was poking the body that we had found with a stick.
"Poke poke poke! Evonne said happily.
"Why does she get to?!" Jeremy whined.
"Evonne! Don't do that!" I said.
She looked at me and smiled. "It's my birthday!"
I sighed exasperatedly. Turned and then left with Jessica and Jeremy.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Evonne screamed again.
"Oh, what now!" I said.
We filed back into the restroom just in time to see something really scary. Evonne was backed into a wall and the corpse was walking towards her! Jeremy quickly reacted and rammed the creature with his shoulder. The body fell to the ground and moaned. Jeremy kicked in the head a few times and then its head popped off with a noise that sounded like "sploik".
VooDooMoose: That must have been one of the grossest zombie descriptions I have ever written. But it was fun! The moose will be introduced next! Squee!
The Arrival
2 ½ hours later…
The road was pretty deserted except for Jeremy's car. It was enjoying the freedom of the road by driving all over the place. I made sure to stay about thirty feet behind him for when he crashed into something.
"…He's gonna hit something." I said sounding annoyed.
"Yay!" Evonne said sounding happy.
I looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
"Why do you say yay?" I asked confusedly.
"I don't know." She said once again sounding distant.
I turned my attention back to the road and Jeremy's car and noticed it wasn't swerving around anymore.
"I betcha Jessica told him to stop or she'd hit him or something."
"Yeah."
After another long silence I heard music. But my stereo wasn't on. Thinking I was steadily going insane I looked for the source of the music. Evonne had her CD player. I was so relieved that I wasn't anymore insane than I already was I failed to notice that we were in town and that I had driven past were Jeremy had parked. I swore out loud and doubled back before Evonne would point out my mistake. She was zoned out though and didn't say anything. So I parked next to Jeremy and looked at my surroundings.
Besides Jeremy's and my car, the whole parking lot was deserted of people. There were no people walking dogs or getting snacks or anything. This was strange because we were in one of the few places to pass through the mountains and it was a rest stop. The building we parked in front of was the actual rest stop. The bathrooms were inside and there even was a gift shop. I knew all this because I go here twice a year usually whenever I go to visit my dad. The building looked a little more run down than usual, it even looked depressing with its great triangular roof that almost touched the ground on the sides. It was obviously built to keep snow from piling up on top of it. Evonne and I got out of the car, we didn't even bother to lock the doors.
"Well, here we are. Snoqualmie Pass." I said sounding emotionless.
"This place sucks!" Where are all the people?" Jessica said sounding like her usual exuberant self.
"Probably avoiding you, Jessica." I quickly responded.
"Shut up, you bitch!"
I laughed in response.
"At least I'm not flat chested." Jessica said evilly.
"What are you talking about!? I'm not flat chested!"
"You are too! Don't try to hide it!"
"Ya know." Jeremy said interrupting our fight. "I don't like the way those crows are watching us."
He then pointed to the rafters sticking out from the roof of the building. When we looked we saw large, black crows. They looked very strange, different from normal crows but I just put my finger on what was so different about them.
Jeremy broke the silence by saying angrily "They better not shit on my car!"
Us girls thought that was extremely funny and started laughing. Jeremy didn't so he walked off towards the gift shop. We trailed behind laughing and laughing. When we got inside of the gift shop we immediately stopped laughing. The place was a wreck. Some of the displays were knocked over and bags of snack foods littered the floor. There was no one to be seen inside here either, because one would expect a cleanup crew of sorts. After discovering that there were no security cameras or people, Jeremy and Jessica were gathering up bags of snacks in their arms, and Evonne went off to the restroom area. I went over to the counter and peered over. And I saw the most horrifying thing that I had ever seen…they had mixed the sour gummy worms with the sweet gummy worms!
"How can we tell them apart now!?" I shouted miserably.
Jessica raised an eyebrow and gave me a strange look.
"Jeremy, do you think we can find Marti a straight jacket in here?" Jessica said sarcastically.
"I don't think she needs one." He said.
"AAAAHHHHHHH!" someone screamed.
Jeremy, Jessica and I ran as fast as we could to the place were we heard the sounds come from and we saw Evonne screaming and pointing into a bathroom stall. She then ran over to us hid behind Jeremy.
"Evonne." I said, "No matter how scary public bathrooms may be, a little poop won't hurt you."
"Its not poop…its…its…" she started to say.
"HOLY SHIT! There's a body in here!" Jessica said sounding frightened.
I went over and looked and there was indeed a body in the bathroom. It looked like it had been dead for days. Its gray, putrefying flesh was actually falling off its body. Its belly had appeared to be ripped wide open and inside from what I could tell were hundreds of maggots. Its clothes, or what were left of them, were bloody and were all ripped up like the person had lost a fight. The head of the creature was the worst part. It was tipped up at an uncomfortable looking angle, especially since the corpse was in a sitting position. The hair of the corpse was thin and white. And the face had lost much skin so it was impossible to even recognize it. The eyes were wide open so when you entered it was looking right at you. The eyes were also covered in a thin milk white film.
"OH…MY…GOD!" I screamed.
I felt sick. Like I was going to puke. It smelled like shit, piss, and rotten meat in the restroom. Evonne was in hysterics, Jessica was as pale as I was and Jeremy was looking at the body.
"Hey, get me a stick!" Jeremy ordered.
"WHAT!?" Jessica and I said in unison.
"I wanna poke him and see what happens."
"Jeremy!" Jessica said sounding like she was gonna scold him, "You are not going to poke that mans body with a stick! You leave him alone!"
"Fine! Fine!"
We turned around to attend to Evonne but she was gone. We looked around and discovered that she was poking the body that we had found with a stick.
"Poke poke poke! Evonne said happily.
"Why does she get to?!" Jeremy whined.
"Evonne! Don't do that!" I said.
She looked at me and smiled. "It's my birthday!"
I sighed exasperatedly. Turned and then left with Jessica and Jeremy.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Evonne screamed again.
"Oh, what now!" I said.
We filed back into the restroom just in time to see something really scary. Evonne was backed into a wall and the corpse was walking towards her! Jeremy quickly reacted and rammed the creature with his shoulder. The body fell to the ground and moaned. Jeremy kicked in the head a few times and then its head popped off with a noise that sounded like "sploik".
VooDooMoose: That must have been one of the grossest zombie descriptions I have ever written. But it was fun! The moose will be introduced next! Squee!