The Bee lands in this space port very similar to the one in Could City, only more space....you know like stars and stuff.
Ashley: OH MY GOODNESS!! LOOK AT ALL THESE FEISTY JEDI!!!
*Juli wipes drool off of her chin and shuts her mouth*
Bee: Thank you for flying B.E.E airways, please join us again some time!
Juli: Uh, right. Hey ashley, did you bring the camera?
Ashley: NO! I was going to grab my coke, my phonics game and the camera, but noooooooo!!!!!! You hafta get to these gorgeous Jedi...no time for Ashley!!!!!!
Juli: Goddamn. [Looks around] See any recognisable Jedi who can take us to the Temple? Or the nearest broom closet?
Ashley:[points and screams like japanese tourest at Disneyland] OH MY GOD IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*
Juli: Luke?! But....but....that means Obi-Wan's an old man! [cries]
Ashley[walks back over...obviously feeling very meloncholly] It was a flase alarm no Luke
Juli: [perks up] YAAAHOOOOOOOO!
Bee: So are you bitches gonna tip me or not?
Juli: Hot damn! Don't sneak up on me like that! Here [tosses him a 50 dollar bill] Thanks man!
Ashley: HEy look! THere's a temple right there! Let's go!!
Juli: But we don't have an escort! They'll kick us out!
Ashley: [grabs random jedi walking by very hot too] Will you be my escort? Pretty please? I need to get into that temple there sooo bad....oohh
Young Hot Jedi: {lip quivers and a very noticeable boner appears and he stutters} uuhhhhh...s-s-s-sure.. I'lll take y-y-you anywhere *drools*
Juli: [sniggers] Maybe he'll let you touch his lightsaber, Ashley
[They begin walking to the nearby Temple]
Juli: Sooo....do you by any chance happen to know someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Hot Young Jedi: Why?
Juli: Well, he's an old friend of the family, and I was just, well you know, I thought...since I was in the neighborhood...*laughs nervously*
Ashley: Oh give it up! *looks at young Jedi* Basically, it's like this, Shes madly in love with him, and we've been stalking him for years now, but we've never actually seen him before, except for that one time we snuk into his hotel room, but that doesn't really count. So she wants to mother his children, and we were wondering where he was so that she could rape him. Seen him anywhere?
Hot Young Jedi: Uhm, maybe taking you to the Temple was a bad idea
[takes off running]
Ashley: Damn, now what?
Juli: hmmm....[notices a back door]
***
Ashley: are you sure about this? [dressed as a cook]
Juli: Of course! It's a no fail plan!! It's flawless, they'll never catch us!!!!!!
Head cook: Hey you two! We need help with roasted gorak bird!
Ashley:well, all right sure why not? *grabs pan picks up bird, and drops it in pan with loud PLUNK noise] I need seven smashed gork budlings pronto!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M COOKING HERE!!!
Ashley:-(still yelling) FINE! THAT"S IT!!! I QUIT! *thows apron down* I can't work under such horrible conditions!
Juli: May we be put on serving duty?
French Chef: Fine, ous! I want you tooo.....Zhe Gorazk Bird! Oh no!!
*hands the girls a plate piled with oysters and escargo and runs off*
Juli: EEEEWWW! Oh well, Let's go...*both girls walk into restaraunt and take food to table number *69*
[Juli sets down the tray and realizes....dun dun DUN! That it's Obi's table...and lo and behold!!! He's sitting right there at that very table]
Juli: ngh....ughh....aaa.....[faints]
Obi: *looks at floor* Uh ma'am *speaking to other waitress Ashley* Did she just die from an Orgasm?
Ashley: If I were you, I'd run. I think she's giving you a head start
Obi: What do you....?
Juli: [wakes up] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OOOOOBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIII!! IIIII LOOOOVVVEEE YYYYOOOUUUU!
[jumps up and hugs him]
Obi: Oh my..miss, I think you have the wrong man..
Juli: NO WAY! IT'S YOU! And it's always been you!
Obi, uhh now that I see you up close I think it is you and I've been waiting my whole life for you!
Juli: aah nah baah duuh baaw daw? *drools*
Obi: here I've got something for you...close your eyes...
*Juli closes eyes, and Obi Runs*
Juli: Can I open my eyes yet?
Ashley: Man you got snubbed!
Juli: WHAT?! AHHHHH!! [runs after obi]
Juli: OOOBBBIIII! III LLOVVVEEE YYOOUUU!!!!
Ashley:-(grabs Juli) WAIT! We hafta sneak up on him...like before..remember? We'll sneak into his quaters and hand cuff him to the bed, and then blind fold him, and you can rape him and when he realizes it's you and not his usual thursday night whore, because we will have killed that blond slut by then, He'll have no choice but to love you forever!
Juli: [sighs] Ok, lets's go find Qui-Gon so we can negotiate the terms for the key to Obi's room
Ashley: I think I have just the thing to...persuade him *devilish smirk* [rips open shirt like a hooker exposing her beautiful assest.]
[Yes you guessed it...Ashley's a Qui-(old hairy man who can't speak english yet he's still sexy)-Gon lover]
*Girls run out of restaraunt to Qui Gons quarters*
[Fade to black]
Ashley: OH MY GOODNESS!! LOOK AT ALL THESE FEISTY JEDI!!!
*Juli wipes drool off of her chin and shuts her mouth*
Bee: Thank you for flying B.E.E airways, please join us again some time!
Juli: Uh, right. Hey ashley, did you bring the camera?
Ashley: NO! I was going to grab my coke, my phonics game and the camera, but noooooooo!!!!!! You hafta get to these gorgeous Jedi...no time for Ashley!!!!!!
Juli: Goddamn. [Looks around] See any recognisable Jedi who can take us to the Temple? Or the nearest broom closet?
Ashley:[points and screams like japanese tourest at Disneyland] OH MY GOD IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*
Juli: Luke?! But....but....that means Obi-Wan's an old man! [cries]
Ashley[walks back over...obviously feeling very meloncholly] It was a flase alarm no Luke
Juli: [perks up] YAAAHOOOOOOOO!
Bee: So are you bitches gonna tip me or not?
Juli: Hot damn! Don't sneak up on me like that! Here [tosses him a 50 dollar bill] Thanks man!
Ashley: HEy look! THere's a temple right there! Let's go!!
Juli: But we don't have an escort! They'll kick us out!
Ashley: [grabs random jedi walking by very hot too] Will you be my escort? Pretty please? I need to get into that temple there sooo bad....oohh
Young Hot Jedi: {lip quivers and a very noticeable boner appears and he stutters} uuhhhhh...s-s-s-sure.. I'lll take y-y-you anywhere *drools*
Juli: [sniggers] Maybe he'll let you touch his lightsaber, Ashley
[They begin walking to the nearby Temple]
Juli: Sooo....do you by any chance happen to know someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Hot Young Jedi: Why?
Juli: Well, he's an old friend of the family, and I was just, well you know, I thought...since I was in the neighborhood...*laughs nervously*
Ashley: Oh give it up! *looks at young Jedi* Basically, it's like this, Shes madly in love with him, and we've been stalking him for years now, but we've never actually seen him before, except for that one time we snuk into his hotel room, but that doesn't really count. So she wants to mother his children, and we were wondering where he was so that she could rape him. Seen him anywhere?
Hot Young Jedi: Uhm, maybe taking you to the Temple was a bad idea
[takes off running]
Ashley: Damn, now what?
Juli: hmmm....[notices a back door]
***
Ashley: are you sure about this? [dressed as a cook]
Juli: Of course! It's a no fail plan!! It's flawless, they'll never catch us!!!!!!
Head cook: Hey you two! We need help with roasted gorak bird!
Ashley:well, all right sure why not? *grabs pan picks up bird, and drops it in pan with loud PLUNK noise] I need seven smashed gork budlings pronto!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M COOKING HERE!!!
Ashley:-(still yelling) FINE! THAT"S IT!!! I QUIT! *thows apron down* I can't work under such horrible conditions!
Juli: May we be put on serving duty?
French Chef: Fine, ous! I want you tooo.....Zhe Gorazk Bird! Oh no!!
*hands the girls a plate piled with oysters and escargo and runs off*
Juli: EEEEWWW! Oh well, Let's go...*both girls walk into restaraunt and take food to table number *69*
[Juli sets down the tray and realizes....dun dun DUN! That it's Obi's table...and lo and behold!!! He's sitting right there at that very table]
Juli: ngh....ughh....aaa.....[faints]
Obi: *looks at floor* Uh ma'am *speaking to other waitress Ashley* Did she just die from an Orgasm?
Ashley: If I were you, I'd run. I think she's giving you a head start
Obi: What do you....?
Juli: [wakes up] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OOOOOBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIII!! IIIII LOOOOVVVEEE YYYYOOOUUUU!
[jumps up and hugs him]
Obi: Oh my..miss, I think you have the wrong man..
Juli: NO WAY! IT'S YOU! And it's always been you!
Obi, uhh now that I see you up close I think it is you and I've been waiting my whole life for you!
Juli: aah nah baah duuh baaw daw? *drools*
Obi: here I've got something for you...close your eyes...
*Juli closes eyes, and Obi Runs*
Juli: Can I open my eyes yet?
Ashley: Man you got snubbed!
Juli: WHAT?! AHHHHH!! [runs after obi]
Juli: OOOBBBIIII! III LLOVVVEEE YYOOUUU!!!!
Ashley:-(grabs Juli) WAIT! We hafta sneak up on him...like before..remember? We'll sneak into his quaters and hand cuff him to the bed, and then blind fold him, and you can rape him and when he realizes it's you and not his usual thursday night whore, because we will have killed that blond slut by then, He'll have no choice but to love you forever!
Juli: [sighs] Ok, lets's go find Qui-Gon so we can negotiate the terms for the key to Obi's room
Ashley: I think I have just the thing to...persuade him *devilish smirk* [rips open shirt like a hooker exposing her beautiful assest.]
[Yes you guessed it...Ashley's a Qui-(old hairy man who can't speak english yet he's still sexy)-Gon lover]
*Girls run out of restaraunt to Qui Gons quarters*
[Fade to black]