Disclaimer: I do not own Vegeta, Team Rocket, or pokemon. I just need to restate this disclaimer because the added Bishon-e-Mon.

"Orvil Shiskabob here, now let's see… Today Ashley encounters Team Tekcor. And what's this? Since when is Wufei a good Bishon-e-Mon? And another thing, since when was Vegeta a Bishon-e-Mon? And what is THIS, a real fight? *gasp!*"

Ashley was thinking that since she had managed to catch the Van, she could catch anything or even go on to the next city and fight the trainer there.

"Stop…"

"Right…"

"THERE!"

"I am Essej."

"And I'm Semaj."

"And we…"

"Are here to…"

"Take your Bishon-e-Mon!"

"But no, you can't do that, they are mine!"

The one called Semaj approached Ashley and whispered in her ear.

"Shhh… You have to let us finish our introduction."

"And we…"

"Are…"

"TEAM!"

"TEKCOR!"

Ashley looked at them like they were a bunch of morons, because with every phrase they took on a new pose. Then she realized they were part of the notorious gang of criminals called Team Tekcor. Were they going to steal her Bishon-e-Mon? Oh no!

"GO WUFEI!"

"What look, a Wufei!"

"What a weak little Bishon-e-Mon."

"I AM NOT WEAK! THE WEAK DO NOT FIGHT!"

"Huh?"

Wufei chased after Essej and kicked her. She fell back several steps. Semaj spoke up this time.

"GO BISHONBALL!"

Semaj tossed his one and only Bishon-e-Mon.

GUESS THAT BISHON-E-MON!

Out emerged, what?! VEGETA?! He shouldn't be in the Bishonworld.

"What an ugly Bishon-e-Mon."

Ashley looked at the strange and unidentified Bishon-e-Mon.

"I call this Bishon-e-Mon a Vegeta."

"Well, of course. What do you want with me?"

"Just knock that Wufei senseless so we can take it."

"Fine. Whatever, then I can get off this stupid show."

Vegeta just walked up to Wufei and sent a punch. What should have knocked any Bishon-e-Mon senseless, didn't phase Wufei.

"You call THAT a punch? What a weakling, the weak do not fight."

"You should not say such things, you weakling."

"I'M A WEAKLING?! NO WAY YOU WEAKLING!"

The screaming went back and forth until once again Vegeta threw a punch. Wufei dodged it.

"Is that all you've got? Come on, let's see a real fight."

"Hah, you wont last five seconds."

Team Tekcor looked hopefully at Vegeta. Ashley stood mystified at this strange way of fighting these Bishon-e-Mon were using.

As Vegeta and Wufei battled it out, Team Tekcor was slowly sneaking off, surprised that the Wufei was so strong.

"That Wufei is strong."

"Yes, we must capture it!"

Before they could successfully get away, Vegeta got knocked into them and they were knocked into the sky with a little glint of light.

"WE WILL BE BACK!"

"YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT!"

"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!"

"A little late you idiot!"

"With our Anime-Translator Machine, you wont stand a chhhhhhhaaannce!"

Ashley just kind of looked at Wufei.

"I guess you are good for something, now be a good Bishon-e-Mon and get back in your Bishonball."

"No, the weak don't get in their Bishonball."

"Whatever."