Juli: [knocks on Qui-Gon's door] Open up, these are your sluts calling!
Qui Gon: [yells from inside] OHHHH! Daddy's hungry!!! I've been waiting for yo--*opens door* Wait....you're not my sluts! What the fuck is going on here?
Ashley:[throws off jedi tunic and is clad in only a leather Xena warrior princess out fit] I've arranged for you to have some...new company...*smiles seductively* *Qui stares and drools mouth open wide* And from the way Jr here has responded...I think you like it... *walks in and grabs Qui Gon's hard on*
Juli: Alright, enough foreplay, where's the key to Obi-Wan's room? Hand it over!
Qui: No
Juli: Yes
Qui: No
Juli: Yes
Qui: Yes
Juli: No!..GODDAMN!
Qui: HA! Knew you'd see things my way.
Juli Kenobi: Juli: DAMN YOU TO THE NINE SITH HOLY HELLS!!!!
Ashley squeezes qui gon's package...his jaw drops and he gasps)
Qui Gon: *hunches over* It's....ohhh. ....... over.....there......*gasps* on the........dresser* sucks in sharp breath
Juli Kenobi: Juli: Why thank you my good man....(walks into the other room and a minute later there's a scream)
Juli: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ashley: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! (she and Qui run into the room) What is it?
Juli points. The key is being guarded by a plot bunny who has blonde hair and a suspicious looking bow and arrow on his back.....)
Ashley: We'll have to call for back ups! *grabs comlink transmitter something or other) EMERGENCY! all back-ups needed to room 269 ASAP!
An older looking obi-wan with a beard comes in with a bunch of military personnel.
Older Obi-Wan: Oops....wrong movie (leaves)
Juli: DAAHHHHHH! *faints*
Ashley: Oh!! This is ridiculous! *removes massaging hand from qui gon's groin (Qui gon wimpers) straightens her hair a bit and pulls the matrix move on the little legolas bastard*
Lil Legolas: YOU HURT ME! NOW YOU MUST DIEEE!!
Juliana: AAAHHHHHH!!! OBI-WAN! SAVE MEEEE!!!
Lil Legolas: No you fruit! I'm sending you to a Lord of the Rings fic!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Juliana: NOT WITHOUT OBI-WAN!!!!!!!!
Ashley: We must grab him on our way!!!!! *runs out the door down the hall (whilst wearing her Xena costume) to Obi Wan's room to see him sitting in bed reading Play Jedi with lotion and a little member peeking out his tunic*
Obi: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Juliana: fuckable is right....(sighs and falls to the floor)
Ashley: We don't have time for this!! We have to go back to the little legoloas dude and be transported into a LOTR fic IF we want to see the premiere of AOTC on time!
Juliana: Yeah, so get your adorable lil ass over here! *takes a peek at the Play Jedi* Hey ashley, why are WE in here?!?! *scratches head* Oh, must've been that time we got drunk.......
Qui Gon: (walks up behind them in the hallway) Hey! Let me see that!
Ashley: Just never you mind buster! You'll get your share later *wink wink*
Qui Gon: (closes eyes and groans) nnnnngggghhhhhh!!!!!!!
Lil Legolas: ENOUGH PERVERTS! LETS GET GOIN!!!! (white flash of light)
Qui Gon: OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!! YYYESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Ashley: What was that?!?!?!?!?
Qui Gon: Sorry that was just my Orgasm can I go change my pants???
Juliana: eewwww......(they all get transported to Middle Earth)
Juliana: *looks down and screams, trying to cover herself up* WHY AM I NAKED?!?!?!
Obi Wan: Heeeeeeyy....*looks Juli up and down*
Qui Gon: I have taught you well young Jedi
Ashley: Wait a minute!! We're all naked!!!!!!!
Juliana: WHY AM I NAKED!!! *looks down again* AND WHERE DID THAT TATOO COME FROM?!?! THATS IT! FROM NOW ON, I'M SOBER!!!
Ashley: OH NO JULI! Look! I got a tattoo too! What does mine say!
Juli: Sweet!! What does mine say?
Ashley: DUDE! what does mine say??
Juli: Sweet! What does mine say??
Ashley DUDE!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY???
Juli: SWEET!!!!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY??
Obi-Wan: *eating popcorn* Cat fight!
Li'l Legolas: Hey knock it off you Bitches!!!!
Qui Gon: What the fuck did you do that for'??? It's not everyday you see two naked Jedi women with tattoos fist fighting eachother!
Lil Legolas: Guys, you have to find the RING!
Juliana: Ring? did someone say ring? Oh Obi-Wan, I just knew I was meant to be with you! *plops down in his lap* OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!
Lil Legolas: *sighs*
Ashley: I WANT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES!!!!!
Qui Gon: (see's Ashley's clothes and tries to hide them quickly)
Ashley: Oh you bastard!!!!!! *chases after him*
Obi Wan: I'm sorry....we've just met!
Juli: Ya ever heard of Love at first sight pal? *gazes dreamily into his eyes and lays a head down on his shoulder while her hand moves to softly massage his package*
Obi: (moans) OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! I DO LOVE YOU!! JUST DON'T STOP!!!! OOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NNNNGGH!!!!!
Lil Legolas: EVERYONE SIT DOWN! YOU HORNY BASTARDS!
*all people sit down slowly and ashamedly*
Hehe. Here's some more...yes, it is a little strange, and this whole thing is about sex, but who cares?
Qui Gon: [yells from inside] OHHHH! Daddy's hungry!!! I've been waiting for yo--*opens door* Wait....you're not my sluts! What the fuck is going on here?
Ashley:[throws off jedi tunic and is clad in only a leather Xena warrior princess out fit] I've arranged for you to have some...new company...*smiles seductively* *Qui stares and drools mouth open wide* And from the way Jr here has responded...I think you like it... *walks in and grabs Qui Gon's hard on*
Juli: Alright, enough foreplay, where's the key to Obi-Wan's room? Hand it over!
Qui: No
Juli: Yes
Qui: No
Juli: Yes
Qui: Yes
Juli: No!..GODDAMN!
Qui: HA! Knew you'd see things my way.
Juli Kenobi: Juli: DAMN YOU TO THE NINE SITH HOLY HELLS!!!!
Ashley squeezes qui gon's package...his jaw drops and he gasps)
Qui Gon: *hunches over* It's....ohhh. ....... over.....there......*gasps* on the........dresser* sucks in sharp breath
Juli Kenobi: Juli: Why thank you my good man....(walks into the other room and a minute later there's a scream)
Juli: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ashley: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! (she and Qui run into the room) What is it?
Juli points. The key is being guarded by a plot bunny who has blonde hair and a suspicious looking bow and arrow on his back.....)
Ashley: We'll have to call for back ups! *grabs comlink transmitter something or other) EMERGENCY! all back-ups needed to room 269 ASAP!
An older looking obi-wan with a beard comes in with a bunch of military personnel.
Older Obi-Wan: Oops....wrong movie (leaves)
Juli: DAAHHHHHH! *faints*
Ashley: Oh!! This is ridiculous! *removes massaging hand from qui gon's groin (Qui gon wimpers) straightens her hair a bit and pulls the matrix move on the little legolas bastard*
Lil Legolas: YOU HURT ME! NOW YOU MUST DIEEE!!
Juliana: AAAHHHHHH!!! OBI-WAN! SAVE MEEEE!!!
Lil Legolas: No you fruit! I'm sending you to a Lord of the Rings fic!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Juliana: NOT WITHOUT OBI-WAN!!!!!!!!
Ashley: We must grab him on our way!!!!! *runs out the door down the hall (whilst wearing her Xena costume) to Obi Wan's room to see him sitting in bed reading Play Jedi with lotion and a little member peeking out his tunic*
Obi: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Juliana: fuckable is right....(sighs and falls to the floor)
Ashley: We don't have time for this!! We have to go back to the little legoloas dude and be transported into a LOTR fic IF we want to see the premiere of AOTC on time!
Juliana: Yeah, so get your adorable lil ass over here! *takes a peek at the Play Jedi* Hey ashley, why are WE in here?!?! *scratches head* Oh, must've been that time we got drunk.......
Qui Gon: (walks up behind them in the hallway) Hey! Let me see that!
Ashley: Just never you mind buster! You'll get your share later *wink wink*
Qui Gon: (closes eyes and groans) nnnnngggghhhhhh!!!!!!!
Lil Legolas: ENOUGH PERVERTS! LETS GET GOIN!!!! (white flash of light)
Qui Gon: OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!! YYYESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Ashley: What was that?!?!?!?!?
Qui Gon: Sorry that was just my Orgasm can I go change my pants???
Juliana: eewwww......(they all get transported to Middle Earth)
Juliana: *looks down and screams, trying to cover herself up* WHY AM I NAKED?!?!?!
Obi Wan: Heeeeeeyy....*looks Juli up and down*
Qui Gon: I have taught you well young Jedi
Ashley: Wait a minute!! We're all naked!!!!!!!
Juliana: WHY AM I NAKED!!! *looks down again* AND WHERE DID THAT TATOO COME FROM?!?! THATS IT! FROM NOW ON, I'M SOBER!!!
Ashley: OH NO JULI! Look! I got a tattoo too! What does mine say!
Juli: Sweet!! What does mine say?
Ashley: DUDE! what does mine say??
Juli: Sweet! What does mine say??
Ashley DUDE!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY???
Juli: SWEET!!!!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY??
Obi-Wan: *eating popcorn* Cat fight!
Li'l Legolas: Hey knock it off you Bitches!!!!
Qui Gon: What the fuck did you do that for'??? It's not everyday you see two naked Jedi women with tattoos fist fighting eachother!
Lil Legolas: Guys, you have to find the RING!
Juliana: Ring? did someone say ring? Oh Obi-Wan, I just knew I was meant to be with you! *plops down in his lap* OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!
Lil Legolas: *sighs*
Ashley: I WANT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES!!!!!
Qui Gon: (see's Ashley's clothes and tries to hide them quickly)
Ashley: Oh you bastard!!!!!! *chases after him*
Obi Wan: I'm sorry....we've just met!
Juli: Ya ever heard of Love at first sight pal? *gazes dreamily into his eyes and lays a head down on his shoulder while her hand moves to softly massage his package*
Obi: (moans) OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! I DO LOVE YOU!! JUST DON'T STOP!!!! OOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NNNNGGH!!!!!
Lil Legolas: EVERYONE SIT DOWN! YOU HORNY BASTARDS!
*all people sit down slowly and ashamedly*
Hehe. Here's some more...yes, it is a little strange, and this whole thing is about sex, but who cares?