"Hello… Again, and welcome to the show. I, as always, your host Orvil Shiskabob. Now to the show…"

"I wonder what those two were talking about when they said 'anime translator'."

"Well that's easy, it translates anime from one language to another."

"No, Wufei, I highly doubt that."

"Well, you are weak minded if you don't know that."

Ashley continued walking, ignoring the stupid comments of Wufei. Soon Ashley came across someone sitting by a tree. He got up and looked at Ashley.

"I challenge you to a trainer battle!"

"Alright, I accept!"

"Be warned, my Bishon-e-Mon have never lost!"

"I already accepted."

"GO BISHONBALL!"

Out of the man's Bishonball came an Allen.

"GO BISHONBALL!"

Out of Ashley's Bishonball came Van. Wufei just stood nearby and watched.

"Fanelia was destroyed."

"Uh, not it wasn't."

"Van, Fanelia was destroyed."

"Allen, you are hallucinating."

"Van, I am not making this up, Fanelia was destroyed."

Van fainted.

"Go Trowa!"

"RETURN TO ME, Allen, GO BISHONBALL!"

Out came a Keiichi.

"Belldandy?"

"No, I'm Trowa."

"Where did Belldandy go?"

"Uh, sorry, I don't know. I am a mysterious flower!"

"Excuse me, have you seen Belldandy?"

"My hair covers an eye making me mysterious."

"BELLDANDY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?"

Trowa was getting a little impatient by this point.

"I am the strong silent type!"

"Where are you, Belldandy?"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"

Trowa pulled some of his hair loose and ran around screaming jibberish until he ran into the tree and was knocked senseless.

"Okay, Wufei, it is your turn."

"RETURN TO ME, Keiichi, GO BISHONBALL!"

Out of the Bishonball appeared a Heero.

"YOU ARE WEAK!"

"Heh heh, I'm going to kill you."

"No, because you are weak!"

"Heh, heh, heh. Kill kill kill. Teehee."

Wufei had a look of anger on his face, a little more than usual.

"Heero, you anger me so much, sorry Ashley, I can't fight this guy."

Wufei walked up to the tree and hit his own head on the tree so he would be knocked out, which then he wouldn't have to put up with the annoying Heero anymore.

"Fine, GO BISHONBALL!"

Out of Ashley's last Bishonball came her best Bishon-e-Mon, Gatty.

"RETURN TO ME, Heero, GO DILANDAU!"

Ashley's eyes went wide, this trainer had a Dilandau, one of the more powerful Bishon-e-Mon of all time, when trained of course. Her Gatty was no match.

"Gatty, what do you think you're doing?"

Dilandau smacked Gatty. Gatty bowed and sobbed.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

Dilandau kicked Gatty and he went senseless.

Ashley was all out of Bishon-e-Mon.

"Good fight."

"Hey, wait… You are Folken! You ARE a Bishon-e-Mon, you shouldn't be fighting like this!"

"TEEHEE!"

Folken ran off.