(Welcome back one and all to this segment of continuation of little
pathetic lives.:: FISHGUTS grabs Wolfy-sama and Vashie-poo and snuggles
them both, hand feeding Vash donuts::)
{Well, well here we are again. I think last time we said that we would discuss Legato, Millie, and Rem. We decided to add Kurenko-sama. We all love that cat. :: Looks around and sees Vash with FISHGUTS:: Vash I swear I'm going to send Legato after you. –Vash "but Knives already did."- Well Fine then be that way. I will just have to be happy with Knives and Legato and Midvalley. I mean hell they are so hot even Legato. I will just take all the good looking evil guys. Ok, Ok I'm shutting up. Onward to the story or show or should I say downwards.}
Legato: (OOOHHH the evil blue haired one.) {I love the blue hair. So sexy.} He is demented. {Whatever.} Legato was extremely abused as a child and now. (By Knives!) Knives felt sorry for him, why else would he have taken him, one he's easy to control, two he could be powerful, and three a slave! (OOOHH I need one of those!) {To late he's mine!} (:: glare, glare:: Come here Wolfy-sama and Vashie-poo FISHGUTS's feeling depressed come comfort her!) {Very demanding.} The spiky shoulder pad thing? Trade mark maybe? Could be. Skull thingy? Maybe it represents something it could represent death to him ya never know… (FREAK!!!) {Aren't we all?} (Phhhh not FISHGUTS) {Then again I am the crazy one here.} What's with his obsession with Vashie's arm? He is JEALOUS! That is all Vash wants for him to see Knives' side of the story. And if Vash ever saw the truth and came to Knives' side Legato would get booted in the butt. No more Legato. So that's why he is JEALOUS! He wants to get rid of Vash but that would anger Knives. And he doesn't want that. {Poor Leggy.} (We worry about Legato sometimes.) Onwards and Downwards to….:: drum roll::…Millie.
Millie: (She really worries FISHGUTS. :: catches Wolfy-sama looking at her and kisses Wolfy-sama, that gets his attention off of Millie:: Sorry, couldn't control herself there. :: Feeds Vashie another donut ::) {…} She's naive. Like Vash say 'be glad that she doesn't know how smart she actually is.' (FISHGUTS' smart Vashie-poo.) {What? Huh? Oh sorry. Drooling over Knives over here. :: drool, drool:: mmmm….} Pudding. {I love pudding. Don't really care for donuts, but I do love pudding.} (I love donuts, me and Vashie.) {Hot dogs too…} Back to the show and out of LadyKnives' head. Cool gun. Super Strong, how did she get that strong? What else is left to say…? (FISHGUTS knows FISHGUTS knows.) She gets Wolfwood in the show. (JEALOUS!) {Not really.} (Shut up!) We can tell she is the youngest of her family. Just look at her, VERY sheltered.
Rem: (HATE, HATE, HATE!) {HATE, isn't strong enough of a word. More like LOATHE! -Knives "Here, Here!"- -Vash "Hey, I like Rem you know."- -FISHGUTS "We know, but FISHGUTS doesn't so you must hate her now or NO MORE DONUTS being fed to you by FISHGUTS! :: GROWL, GROWL::"- Sorry to all who like Rem, we just really don't care for her.} Doesn't know what she is talking about. Sheltered. She is stuck on Alex that is all she knows, he died and she blames herself. She never got over it, so she is trying to live her life like he wanted her to and you just can't do that, it's not healthy. (HATE, HATE, HATE!) {LOATHE, LOATHE, LOATHE!} What is with the "Holier than Though Attitude?" She ruined Vash and Knives' lives! (FISHGUTS blames her for Vash's suffering. :: Feeds Vash more donuts, he is happy ::) {I blame her for my poor Knivesy's problems. He wouldn't have had all these problems if it wasn't for her!} She wasn't a good mommy! She should have noticed something was wrong. Her head was stuck up her own ass, or Alex's ass either of the 2. She played favorites! That is wrong you just can't do that. It'll emotionally scar the other child. {YUP} She never punished then, that was a big NO-NO. When he killed the poor little spider and when they got into fights she just let him go and Vash, she should have at least talked to them. And quit babying Vash. (:: Kisses Vashie:: Couldn't control herself again sorry.) Look at poor, poor Knives, {LadyKnives and Knives, at the same time, "She is so embarrassing." -Legato "I kind of enjoy this show."- You would.} We just look down on Rem; she was a very bad mommy, even though she did love the boys. We should stop now before we die, we could go on and on, but we won't. Now for everyone's favorite….black cat….Kurenko-SAMA!!!
Kurenko-sama: ::cheering can be heard in the background:: He is SATAN! B/c Satan is everywhere you go. Plus the cat, like Satan, is following Vash. He is involved with all the bad luck that falls upon Vash, the embodiment of it all…or he is God and likes to mess with Vash, since he lives forever. (FISHGUTS likes this little kitty, he sooooo cute. But not as cute as FISHGUTS' Vashie and Wolfy. :: cuddle, cuddle ::) {All bow to the great Kurenko-sama….whichever you think him to be…God, or Satan…he is almost all powerful and all knowing…} He could be a good/bad luck charm…you just don't know. He is indestructable!!! Maybe he can fly, b/c he gets everywhere Vash and crew go, or maybe he hides in their pockets. The huge eyes make him cuter! FACT TIME! It is engraved into humans, that anything with big eyes and big head (not that head…that's what crossed FISHGUTS' mind…) {mine too!!!!} -perverts!- And small body, we automatically assume they are cute. FACT TIME IS OVER!!! ( FISHGUTS learned something new, bet you never knew that could ever happen. ::Grabs Wolfy and Vashie and snuggles with them on the couch, feeds Vashie donuts, and smoochies on both::) {-Knives "Why can't they get a room like we do?" Knives! I cant believe you just said that. Announce it to world why don't you! -Legato "Mastah Knives, I never knew. Can I have a turn?"- Let's just drop it there. Onward with the show.} (::Looks up from making out with Vashie and Wolfy, they aren't the ones doing anything, it's all FISHGUTS:: No wait let's hear more about this LadyKnives!)
{Threesome! Well, well, well.} (No! That's wrong! My Wolfy and Vashie can't do that, that's icky for them! Besides I don't think we'd actually do anything like that in public where everyone could see it...well now it is time to end this. ::goes back to making out::) {Next time on "The Pathetic Version of Days Of Our Lives" we will discuss: Midvalley, The Plants, and Chapel… please join us next time. ::Curtain closes…}
A/n: {Please forgive us for our ramblings, we get carried away.}
(I loved this one! Can you guess why…::She wipes the sweat from her forehead::)
{Remember Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt…}
{Well, well here we are again. I think last time we said that we would discuss Legato, Millie, and Rem. We decided to add Kurenko-sama. We all love that cat. :: Looks around and sees Vash with FISHGUTS:: Vash I swear I'm going to send Legato after you. –Vash "but Knives already did."- Well Fine then be that way. I will just have to be happy with Knives and Legato and Midvalley. I mean hell they are so hot even Legato. I will just take all the good looking evil guys. Ok, Ok I'm shutting up. Onward to the story or show or should I say downwards.}
Legato: (OOOHHH the evil blue haired one.) {I love the blue hair. So sexy.} He is demented. {Whatever.} Legato was extremely abused as a child and now. (By Knives!) Knives felt sorry for him, why else would he have taken him, one he's easy to control, two he could be powerful, and three a slave! (OOOHH I need one of those!) {To late he's mine!} (:: glare, glare:: Come here Wolfy-sama and Vashie-poo FISHGUTS's feeling depressed come comfort her!) {Very demanding.} The spiky shoulder pad thing? Trade mark maybe? Could be. Skull thingy? Maybe it represents something it could represent death to him ya never know… (FREAK!!!) {Aren't we all?} (Phhhh not FISHGUTS) {Then again I am the crazy one here.} What's with his obsession with Vashie's arm? He is JEALOUS! That is all Vash wants for him to see Knives' side of the story. And if Vash ever saw the truth and came to Knives' side Legato would get booted in the butt. No more Legato. So that's why he is JEALOUS! He wants to get rid of Vash but that would anger Knives. And he doesn't want that. {Poor Leggy.} (We worry about Legato sometimes.) Onwards and Downwards to….:: drum roll::…Millie.
Millie: (She really worries FISHGUTS. :: catches Wolfy-sama looking at her and kisses Wolfy-sama, that gets his attention off of Millie:: Sorry, couldn't control herself there. :: Feeds Vashie another donut ::) {…} She's naive. Like Vash say 'be glad that she doesn't know how smart she actually is.' (FISHGUTS' smart Vashie-poo.) {What? Huh? Oh sorry. Drooling over Knives over here. :: drool, drool:: mmmm….} Pudding. {I love pudding. Don't really care for donuts, but I do love pudding.} (I love donuts, me and Vashie.) {Hot dogs too…} Back to the show and out of LadyKnives' head. Cool gun. Super Strong, how did she get that strong? What else is left to say…? (FISHGUTS knows FISHGUTS knows.) She gets Wolfwood in the show. (JEALOUS!) {Not really.} (Shut up!) We can tell she is the youngest of her family. Just look at her, VERY sheltered.
Rem: (HATE, HATE, HATE!) {HATE, isn't strong enough of a word. More like LOATHE! -Knives "Here, Here!"- -Vash "Hey, I like Rem you know."- -FISHGUTS "We know, but FISHGUTS doesn't so you must hate her now or NO MORE DONUTS being fed to you by FISHGUTS! :: GROWL, GROWL::"- Sorry to all who like Rem, we just really don't care for her.} Doesn't know what she is talking about. Sheltered. She is stuck on Alex that is all she knows, he died and she blames herself. She never got over it, so she is trying to live her life like he wanted her to and you just can't do that, it's not healthy. (HATE, HATE, HATE!) {LOATHE, LOATHE, LOATHE!} What is with the "Holier than Though Attitude?" She ruined Vash and Knives' lives! (FISHGUTS blames her for Vash's suffering. :: Feeds Vash more donuts, he is happy ::) {I blame her for my poor Knivesy's problems. He wouldn't have had all these problems if it wasn't for her!} She wasn't a good mommy! She should have noticed something was wrong. Her head was stuck up her own ass, or Alex's ass either of the 2. She played favorites! That is wrong you just can't do that. It'll emotionally scar the other child. {YUP} She never punished then, that was a big NO-NO. When he killed the poor little spider and when they got into fights she just let him go and Vash, she should have at least talked to them. And quit babying Vash. (:: Kisses Vashie:: Couldn't control herself again sorry.) Look at poor, poor Knives, {LadyKnives and Knives, at the same time, "She is so embarrassing." -Legato "I kind of enjoy this show."- You would.} We just look down on Rem; she was a very bad mommy, even though she did love the boys. We should stop now before we die, we could go on and on, but we won't. Now for everyone's favorite….black cat….Kurenko-SAMA!!!
Kurenko-sama: ::cheering can be heard in the background:: He is SATAN! B/c Satan is everywhere you go. Plus the cat, like Satan, is following Vash. He is involved with all the bad luck that falls upon Vash, the embodiment of it all…or he is God and likes to mess with Vash, since he lives forever. (FISHGUTS likes this little kitty, he sooooo cute. But not as cute as FISHGUTS' Vashie and Wolfy. :: cuddle, cuddle ::) {All bow to the great Kurenko-sama….whichever you think him to be…God, or Satan…he is almost all powerful and all knowing…} He could be a good/bad luck charm…you just don't know. He is indestructable!!! Maybe he can fly, b/c he gets everywhere Vash and crew go, or maybe he hides in their pockets. The huge eyes make him cuter! FACT TIME! It is engraved into humans, that anything with big eyes and big head (not that head…that's what crossed FISHGUTS' mind…) {mine too!!!!} -perverts!- And small body, we automatically assume they are cute. FACT TIME IS OVER!!! ( FISHGUTS learned something new, bet you never knew that could ever happen. ::Grabs Wolfy and Vashie and snuggles with them on the couch, feeds Vashie donuts, and smoochies on both::) {-Knives "Why can't they get a room like we do?" Knives! I cant believe you just said that. Announce it to world why don't you! -Legato "Mastah Knives, I never knew. Can I have a turn?"- Let's just drop it there. Onward with the show.} (::Looks up from making out with Vashie and Wolfy, they aren't the ones doing anything, it's all FISHGUTS:: No wait let's hear more about this LadyKnives!)
{Threesome! Well, well, well.} (No! That's wrong! My Wolfy and Vashie can't do that, that's icky for them! Besides I don't think we'd actually do anything like that in public where everyone could see it...well now it is time to end this. ::goes back to making out::) {Next time on "The Pathetic Version of Days Of Our Lives" we will discuss: Midvalley, The Plants, and Chapel… please join us next time. ::Curtain closes…}
A/n: {Please forgive us for our ramblings, we get carried away.}
(I loved this one! Can you guess why…::She wipes the sweat from her forehead::)
{Remember Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt…}