Lil legolas: Alright...now, we need to find the RING stupids!
Juli: [leaps up] Oh! A mystery! This is a case for.....[sudenly in a trenchcoat] DETECTIVE JULIANA!!!! now the first thing we need is a clue! hmmmm.....
Ashley: *cues theme song and sings along* Dun dun dun dun DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qui Gon: *excited as hell* Oh a role playing game! I looooooovee these!
Obi Wan: *Puts head in hands and shakes head* What is the matter with you stupid fucks?!?!?!
Juliana sees something on the ground
Juliana: OH! A CLUE! It must lead us to the ring! [jumps up and down all over obi] A clue blue! a clue! I found a clue, blue! [runs over to it] it's a....it's a.....[holds it up] A USED CONDOM?!?! YELCH! [throws it at ashley]
Qui Gon: *takes condom from Ashley* Oh hey hunny, it was eight times! See look! There's the last one!
Ashley: Oh you're right....wow, you really are good. Do it to me again! OOOHHHHHHH!! DO IT NOW!!!! *fakes an orgasm while others stare at her like she's crazy*
Qui Gon: *pulls out his little jedi buddy and starts to givew himself a handjob*nnnghhhh!!!!!! WORK IT WORK IT!!!!!!!!
Juliana: [looks over at Obi]
Obi:[looks over at Juliana]
Both: [shudder]
Lil legolas: Ok, thats the last straw, i'm outta here [dissapears]
Qui Gon and Ashley stop suddenly Qui Gon: Well now there's no use.... I'd hardly call you two an audience
Ashley: FUCK! I was almost there!!!!
Qui Gon:*runs over to her and slips hands under her tunic and says a little too eagerly* I can help you with that!!!!
Juliana: OH MY GOD OBI-WAN, THERE'S A BEE ON YOUR BACK!
Obi: What?!
Juliana: hang on, let me get it.....OH NO!
Obi: WHAT?!
Juli:*Jumps up on Obi and makes spanking motions while riding him hard...up and down, back and forth, to and fro!* OH YOU BEAST! OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Juli: *realizes what she's done and hops down embarassedly* O...umm*mutters* I got the bee for ya.
Obi Wan: *feeling sad from Juli's absence* I think there might be another bee up there...*winks*
Juliana: [giggles hysterically and faints]
Obi: [accusingly] you know this is gonna put a major damper on our relation-------casual sex if you keep doing that!
Juliana:Well....I'm up for it are you?
[they both slowly dissapear into the bushes]
[enter Romance mode:]
Juliana: Oh! The moon, and the stars! Look how beautiful! [while Obi's back is turned, she chucks away her trench coat, leaving her in a small dress] Oh, i'm so cold.....
Obi Turns around...: OH SWEET JESUS! *instant hard on..moves hands to the front of his pants* ooohhh nggghh! Fuck! Juli!
Juliana: [enter seductress mode] yes......why dont you come over her and fuck Juli...hmm?
*obi's Jaw Drops* FUCK! *runs over to Juli...tackles her and begins his up down up down thrusting motion*
meanwhile...in the 'Other' other bushes:
Ashley: well this is just great! tell me again WHY you didnt feeel the need to bring along extra contraceptives?!
Qui: uhm....uhm.....I love you?
Ashley: [thinks for a minute] Ok, good enough for me. [tackles Qui-Gon and mounts him]
Ashley strips off all their clothes and starts to ride Qui Gon* OOOOHHHHHH YESSS! You're a stallion!! OHHHHH!!!
Qui Gon: OHH! I'll be whatever you want me to be! nnngghh1OHHH OOOHHHHH! OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Back in the 'other' other other bushes:
Juliana: WHEW! who knew rough, and tough jedi force driven monkey love would be that GREAT?!
Obi-wan: who knew Sex would be that great!
Juliana: WHAT?! You mean you were a VIRGIN!?
Obi-Wan: uh....no, of course not....
Juliana: HOT DAMN! I DEFLOWERED A JEDI! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!
Qui Gon: *hears this and ends his and Ashley's ride of passion and looks angrily over at the other bushes* My young Padewan!!! HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?!?!?!!?
Ashley:*looks down at Qui Gon with rage in her eyes* WHAT! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! YOU SAID I WAS YOUR FIRST!!! I SAVED MY SELF FOR YOU!!!! *get's off Qui and runs out of the bush
Qui Gon: *grabs a shirt to cover his pecker and runs after Ashley* Oh but Peaches! You were my first!
LOL…I don't know where that came from….but oh well. I promise the next chapter will actually have a plot, we just needed to get the Sex part out of the way. Don't be too harsh!
Juli: [leaps up] Oh! A mystery! This is a case for.....[sudenly in a trenchcoat] DETECTIVE JULIANA!!!! now the first thing we need is a clue! hmmmm.....
Ashley: *cues theme song and sings along* Dun dun dun dun DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qui Gon: *excited as hell* Oh a role playing game! I looooooovee these!
Obi Wan: *Puts head in hands and shakes head* What is the matter with you stupid fucks?!?!?!
Juliana sees something on the ground
Juliana: OH! A CLUE! It must lead us to the ring! [jumps up and down all over obi] A clue blue! a clue! I found a clue, blue! [runs over to it] it's a....it's a.....[holds it up] A USED CONDOM?!?! YELCH! [throws it at ashley]
Qui Gon: *takes condom from Ashley* Oh hey hunny, it was eight times! See look! There's the last one!
Ashley: Oh you're right....wow, you really are good. Do it to me again! OOOHHHHHHH!! DO IT NOW!!!! *fakes an orgasm while others stare at her like she's crazy*
Qui Gon: *pulls out his little jedi buddy and starts to givew himself a handjob*nnnghhhh!!!!!! WORK IT WORK IT!!!!!!!!
Juliana: [looks over at Obi]
Obi:[looks over at Juliana]
Both: [shudder]
Lil legolas: Ok, thats the last straw, i'm outta here [dissapears]
Qui Gon and Ashley stop suddenly Qui Gon: Well now there's no use.... I'd hardly call you two an audience
Ashley: FUCK! I was almost there!!!!
Qui Gon:*runs over to her and slips hands under her tunic and says a little too eagerly* I can help you with that!!!!
Juliana: OH MY GOD OBI-WAN, THERE'S A BEE ON YOUR BACK!
Obi: What?!
Juliana: hang on, let me get it.....OH NO!
Obi: WHAT?!
Juli:*Jumps up on Obi and makes spanking motions while riding him hard...up and down, back and forth, to and fro!* OH YOU BEAST! OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Juli: *realizes what she's done and hops down embarassedly* O...umm*mutters* I got the bee for ya.
Obi Wan: *feeling sad from Juli's absence* I think there might be another bee up there...*winks*
Juliana: [giggles hysterically and faints]
Obi: [accusingly] you know this is gonna put a major damper on our relation-------casual sex if you keep doing that!
Juliana:Well....I'm up for it are you?
[they both slowly dissapear into the bushes]
[enter Romance mode:]
Juliana: Oh! The moon, and the stars! Look how beautiful! [while Obi's back is turned, she chucks away her trench coat, leaving her in a small dress] Oh, i'm so cold.....
Obi Turns around...: OH SWEET JESUS! *instant hard on..moves hands to the front of his pants* ooohhh nggghh! Fuck! Juli!
Juliana: [enter seductress mode] yes......why dont you come over her and fuck Juli...hmm?
*obi's Jaw Drops* FUCK! *runs over to Juli...tackles her and begins his up down up down thrusting motion*
meanwhile...in the 'Other' other bushes:
Ashley: well this is just great! tell me again WHY you didnt feeel the need to bring along extra contraceptives?!
Qui: uhm....uhm.....I love you?
Ashley: [thinks for a minute] Ok, good enough for me. [tackles Qui-Gon and mounts him]
Ashley strips off all their clothes and starts to ride Qui Gon* OOOOHHHHHH YESSS! You're a stallion!! OHHHHH!!!
Qui Gon: OHH! I'll be whatever you want me to be! nnngghh1OHHH OOOHHHHH! OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Back in the 'other' other other bushes:
Juliana: WHEW! who knew rough, and tough jedi force driven monkey love would be that GREAT?!
Obi-wan: who knew Sex would be that great!
Juliana: WHAT?! You mean you were a VIRGIN!?
Obi-Wan: uh....no, of course not....
Juliana: HOT DAMN! I DEFLOWERED A JEDI! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!
Qui Gon: *hears this and ends his and Ashley's ride of passion and looks angrily over at the other bushes* My young Padewan!!! HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?!?!?!!?
Ashley:*looks down at Qui Gon with rage in her eyes* WHAT! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! YOU SAID I WAS YOUR FIRST!!! I SAVED MY SELF FOR YOU!!!! *get's off Qui and runs out of the bush
Qui Gon: *grabs a shirt to cover his pecker and runs after Ashley* Oh but Peaches! You were my first!
LOL…I don't know where that came from….but oh well. I promise the next chapter will actually have a plot, we just needed to get the Sex part out of the way. Don't be too harsh!