FISHGUTS and Vashie and Wolfy are all gone from the room. LadyKnives and
Knives are feeding each other. Legato is standing in the corner pouting,
b/c he wants a turn. An empty box of donuts and an empty carton to
cigarettes are lying on the couch. Strange noises are coming from the
other room, LadyKnives and Knives try to ignore it the best they can.
{…::Looks up and notices the people in the room:: Hey my Knives wanna be's! Welcome to the party! Midvalley went to the store to get more food, and alcohol, we were afraid Legato would have eaten it all if we sent him. FISHGTUS, Vash, and Wolfwood should, hopefully, be here soon, and if not you'll just have to put up with me and Knives. Oh and we can't forget Legato. So where should we start?}
The Plants: Ok people, I've never read the manga so I am going straight on anime. Hmm where to start? Ok…um…in the anime they hint that they were once human. So the way I see it, is that they couldn't find a significant power source to fuel the ships, so they got volunteers and did strange experiments on them to see if they could get 'human' batteries. In the process they figures out how to do it, but they had to make the person have no individual thoughts, like a doll or something. B/c if they didn't how could they stand to be in the little light bulb thingies forever? {Legato go bang on the door! ::Legato is shaking his head no:: Why not!? -Legato "If it was you and Knives in there you two would kill me."- Good point. Knives will do it! Legato is a chicken! Legato is SCARED! ::Knives is thinking very hard and glaring at the door:: -Knives "Why don't we just blow down the door?" - Good idea, anyone have a bomb? ::Legato raises his hand:: Ok Legato go over there open the door and throw in the bomb. That will get them out! ::Legato goes and does it b/c Knives is giving him evil looks, the kind that goes 'if you don't do it I'll rip your limbs off and leave you to bleed to death'::} Back to the plants. I think that they were only supposed to be used to get them to where they were going, but then Knives caused them to crash, and a lot of technology was lost, so they still needed them. ::EXPLOSION, the door flies across the room, Knives and LadyKnives duck, the door sticks into the far wall then collapses to the floor. Smoke comes billowing out of the cracked and bent door frame. FISHGUTS, Vash, and Wolfwood all come out and glare at LadyKnives. LadyKnives and Knives are looking innocent:: (What the F was that for!? ::Looks around:: Oh, you should have told me! ::begins to blush:: How long have they been here? ::Throws Vash his pants and he gives her hers::) {Long enough to hear the strange noises. :: FISHGUTS has a sheepish grin on. LadyKnives is smiling like a maniac trying not to laugh:: -Knives "Well at least they got a room this time"- Too true. Too true.} (Hey at least it was fun) {Isn't it always?} Back to the PLANTS! Any thoughts FISHGUTS? YES! They are weird… {Don't talk about Vash that way!} (:: glare, glare:: FISHGUTS wasn't she wasn't talking about Vash, she was talking about KNIVES!) {HEY! Don't talk about Knives that way, those are fighting words and I could kick your tail any day of the week…} (How did you know that FISHGUTS has a tail?) {It's sort of obvious} (Oh yeah, I forgot. :: grabs Wolfwood with her tail::) What's with the plant bulbs? They have to be in the bulb b/c they can't control their power and it would leak everywhere if they weren't confined.
:: Midvalley enters the room with two bags full of food and alcohol. Looks around the room, only to notice Wolfwood pants less, he lost them in the explosion and Vash with his pants half way on, and FISHGUTS with pants on her head and a really big shirt on. LadyKnives and Knives in the chair…we won't tell what they are doing…and Legato being jealous in the corner::
Just the man we were looking for…onward to Midvalley!
Midvalley: ::He waves:: "Why the hell wasn't I invited?" {It was all spur of the moment, we just couldn't wait.} (Spur of the moment? Says who? The couldn't wait part is correct though.) Midvalley…what can we say? Male whore. Hot. The sax is sexy. You see a guy play a guitar…not on Trigun! Drums, piano, and the sax...yes we have seen those on Trigun. {…} He was orphaned and didn't have any other way to make money, so why not be a man hoe who plays the sax. Legato forced him to be a Gung-Ho-Gun, he offered him money and power, who could refuse it, so he took it. Why is his shirt pink, {Got this idea from several stories, now it is implanted into my mind.} Vash washed his red coat with Midvalley's only white shirt and it turned pink. There ya go. He doesn't approve with Knives' methods (punish him!){Amen!}He doesn't really like Knives (Oooh challenging!) That is what we get when, in his last episode, he says, 'A superior being trying to show compassion…don't make me laugh.' something like that That shows to us that he doesn't really like Knives and doesn't approve of his methods (REBEL!) {Kill the traitor! Or at least reform him.} He was second in command next to Legato. It was Knives, Legato, and then Midvalley. This is all for Midvalley. Next Chapel, the mentor of Wolfy-sama.
Chapel The Evergreen: -Anime only, b/c Wolfwood is Chapel in the Manga…- (FISHGUTS' Wolfy-sama's mentor…) {Well there's a character…} What's is with him coming back, to Knives, like he's going to do something when what he should have done, if he was going avenge poor Wolfwood he should have waited until they weren't expecting him and then do something, like, I dunno, in the battle where Vash KILLS Legato, he should have waited until Legato was distracted and then kill him. (Mwa Ha Ha Kill Legato) {Be nice to Legato he is MY slave after all.} (Whatever, let us direct our attention back to Chapel) His eyes…? Freaky…Knives got angry at him and made him get implants…or they could just be STRANGE sunglasses…Has it been the same apple all those years…I doubt that…but where does he get the apples…don't they live on a desert planet…and while we are on that subject, where do they get Salmon Sandwhiches…? Did they magically appear on the planet?? I thought there weren't no river or lakes…so where did they all come from…? Do they have magical supplies in the hide out of the Gung-Ho- Guns…? Oh well I guess we will never know…He's just a creepy old man.
A/N: {I'm running on little sleep, sooooo this is all you get today! We will finish sometime with all the characters then we will magically move to…dun dun dun…it's a surpise! But we will move on to other anime's characters.}
(FISHGUTS has no comments for now…But next time when you come call in advance so FISHGUTS can know what time to be ready…)
{Next Episode: The Puppet Master, Leonav…Hoppard The Gauntlet…and the beast of a boy, Zazie the beast…Join us next time for the amazing adventures through the minds of FISHGUTS and LadyKnives…}
{…::Looks up and notices the people in the room:: Hey my Knives wanna be's! Welcome to the party! Midvalley went to the store to get more food, and alcohol, we were afraid Legato would have eaten it all if we sent him. FISHGTUS, Vash, and Wolfwood should, hopefully, be here soon, and if not you'll just have to put up with me and Knives. Oh and we can't forget Legato. So where should we start?}
The Plants: Ok people, I've never read the manga so I am going straight on anime. Hmm where to start? Ok…um…in the anime they hint that they were once human. So the way I see it, is that they couldn't find a significant power source to fuel the ships, so they got volunteers and did strange experiments on them to see if they could get 'human' batteries. In the process they figures out how to do it, but they had to make the person have no individual thoughts, like a doll or something. B/c if they didn't how could they stand to be in the little light bulb thingies forever? {Legato go bang on the door! ::Legato is shaking his head no:: Why not!? -Legato "If it was you and Knives in there you two would kill me."- Good point. Knives will do it! Legato is a chicken! Legato is SCARED! ::Knives is thinking very hard and glaring at the door:: -Knives "Why don't we just blow down the door?" - Good idea, anyone have a bomb? ::Legato raises his hand:: Ok Legato go over there open the door and throw in the bomb. That will get them out! ::Legato goes and does it b/c Knives is giving him evil looks, the kind that goes 'if you don't do it I'll rip your limbs off and leave you to bleed to death'::} Back to the plants. I think that they were only supposed to be used to get them to where they were going, but then Knives caused them to crash, and a lot of technology was lost, so they still needed them. ::EXPLOSION, the door flies across the room, Knives and LadyKnives duck, the door sticks into the far wall then collapses to the floor. Smoke comes billowing out of the cracked and bent door frame. FISHGUTS, Vash, and Wolfwood all come out and glare at LadyKnives. LadyKnives and Knives are looking innocent:: (What the F was that for!? ::Looks around:: Oh, you should have told me! ::begins to blush:: How long have they been here? ::Throws Vash his pants and he gives her hers::) {Long enough to hear the strange noises. :: FISHGUTS has a sheepish grin on. LadyKnives is smiling like a maniac trying not to laugh:: -Knives "Well at least they got a room this time"- Too true. Too true.} (Hey at least it was fun) {Isn't it always?} Back to the PLANTS! Any thoughts FISHGUTS? YES! They are weird… {Don't talk about Vash that way!} (:: glare, glare:: FISHGUTS wasn't she wasn't talking about Vash, she was talking about KNIVES!) {HEY! Don't talk about Knives that way, those are fighting words and I could kick your tail any day of the week…} (How did you know that FISHGUTS has a tail?) {It's sort of obvious} (Oh yeah, I forgot. :: grabs Wolfwood with her tail::) What's with the plant bulbs? They have to be in the bulb b/c they can't control their power and it would leak everywhere if they weren't confined.
:: Midvalley enters the room with two bags full of food and alcohol. Looks around the room, only to notice Wolfwood pants less, he lost them in the explosion and Vash with his pants half way on, and FISHGUTS with pants on her head and a really big shirt on. LadyKnives and Knives in the chair…we won't tell what they are doing…and Legato being jealous in the corner::
Just the man we were looking for…onward to Midvalley!
Midvalley: ::He waves:: "Why the hell wasn't I invited?" {It was all spur of the moment, we just couldn't wait.} (Spur of the moment? Says who? The couldn't wait part is correct though.) Midvalley…what can we say? Male whore. Hot. The sax is sexy. You see a guy play a guitar…not on Trigun! Drums, piano, and the sax...yes we have seen those on Trigun. {…} He was orphaned and didn't have any other way to make money, so why not be a man hoe who plays the sax. Legato forced him to be a Gung-Ho-Gun, he offered him money and power, who could refuse it, so he took it. Why is his shirt pink, {Got this idea from several stories, now it is implanted into my mind.} Vash washed his red coat with Midvalley's only white shirt and it turned pink. There ya go. He doesn't approve with Knives' methods (punish him!){Amen!}He doesn't really like Knives (Oooh challenging!) That is what we get when, in his last episode, he says, 'A superior being trying to show compassion…don't make me laugh.' something like that That shows to us that he doesn't really like Knives and doesn't approve of his methods (REBEL!) {Kill the traitor! Or at least reform him.} He was second in command next to Legato. It was Knives, Legato, and then Midvalley. This is all for Midvalley. Next Chapel, the mentor of Wolfy-sama.
Chapel The Evergreen: -Anime only, b/c Wolfwood is Chapel in the Manga…- (FISHGUTS' Wolfy-sama's mentor…) {Well there's a character…} What's is with him coming back, to Knives, like he's going to do something when what he should have done, if he was going avenge poor Wolfwood he should have waited until they weren't expecting him and then do something, like, I dunno, in the battle where Vash KILLS Legato, he should have waited until Legato was distracted and then kill him. (Mwa Ha Ha Kill Legato) {Be nice to Legato he is MY slave after all.} (Whatever, let us direct our attention back to Chapel) His eyes…? Freaky…Knives got angry at him and made him get implants…or they could just be STRANGE sunglasses…Has it been the same apple all those years…I doubt that…but where does he get the apples…don't they live on a desert planet…and while we are on that subject, where do they get Salmon Sandwhiches…? Did they magically appear on the planet?? I thought there weren't no river or lakes…so where did they all come from…? Do they have magical supplies in the hide out of the Gung-Ho- Guns…? Oh well I guess we will never know…He's just a creepy old man.
A/N: {I'm running on little sleep, sooooo this is all you get today! We will finish sometime with all the characters then we will magically move to…dun dun dun…it's a surpise! But we will move on to other anime's characters.}
(FISHGUTS has no comments for now…But next time when you come call in advance so FISHGUTS can know what time to be ready…)
{Next Episode: The Puppet Master, Leonav…Hoppard The Gauntlet…and the beast of a boy, Zazie the beast…Join us next time for the amazing adventures through the minds of FISHGUTS and LadyKnives…}