(::FISHGUTS, Vash, and Wolfwood all sit on the floor in front of the TV.
They are playing Marvel vs. Street Fighter. Vash is being killed by
Wolfwood. Legato is standing with his nose in the corner, he is being
punished for telling LadyKnives and Knives' secret. LadyKnives and Knives
are missing, they are believed to be in the kitchen, they were preparing
the snacks for tonight, but they seem to have gotten lost…:: Welcome one
and all…Today we are talking about Leonav, hoppard, and Zazie…the
beast…Please find a comfortable chair grab some donuts, pudding, or
hotdogs, whichever you choose…Now let us begin.)
Leonav: Strange…demented, depraved, lunatic…(Uh Vash…Wolfwood…even you Legato…FISHGUTS could use a little help here…-Vash "Uh, sorry there but I really didn't come into contact with him…" Wolfwood? -Wolfwood "Depraved Lunatic." ::He goes back to beating up Vash in the game:: Legato? –Leagto "Great servant, a little to independent minded. Puppets a little weird though." Thank you Legato and my hotties.) Cool wire, it even save Vash's life! Strange little red ball thingy, is that what he sees through? Does he have eyes? ::LadyKnives, Knives, and Midvalley all walk through the front door:: (Where the "F" were you? You know damn well that FISHGUTS cannot handle this alone, HER mind does not function all to well when put on the spot! FISHGUTS should shoot you! ::FISHGUTS pulls a gun out holding it by her tail::) {Well you left me last time! Get over it!} (NO FISHGUTS WILL NOT GET OVER IT! ARG!!!! YOU KNOW damn straight that you can handle an audience when you have to talk to them!) {Just b/c I can handle it doesn't mean I like to. Besides you can't shoot me, I can dodge bullets better than Vash, have mind powers better than Legato, and I'm a plant for God's sake!} (You're a plant? Since when?) {Since FOREVER, you just didn't know, besides Miss Tail Girl, what are you?}
(FISHGUT's isn't sure what she is, but at least I have pretty angel like wings instead of black demon wings!) {I happen to like my wings thank you very much. –Midvalley "Me too, very sexy." ::Knives nods:: ::Legato is smiling thinking his thoughts to hisself::}
(Well…uh… -Vash and Wolfwood, at the same time, "Very kinky. We like 'em a lot."- ::FISHGUTS grabs them and pulls them closer to her::) {Well you poor pathetic people you've had to listen to FISHGUTS, I bet she hasn't said much. ::Looks over at FISHGUTS who is now gone::} ::cough cough:: back to Leonav. {Damn she did it again, oh shit, Legato you take over. We'll be back later, much later.} ::Legato looks around and does a sweat drop, the audience looks scared:: -Legato "Why can't I ever go?" {You're my slave not my sex toy like Knives and Midvalley. –Legato "Please, please…" ::Legato crawls across the ground pleading to go:: You can go next time, IF you do a good job with the show. –Legato "Yes Mrs. Mastah." ::Legato bows. LadyKnives and her men leave the room to who knows where and to do who knows what.::} -Legato "Now were we? Ah yes Leonav. The red globe thing was a way to communicate between all of his puppets. How he got the puppets to be like the person he wanted it to imitate? Well let me tell you…he had said that he had been watching the people for a long time, so that helped it, so all he had to do was make the puppet act like her, since he knew what she acted like. Where does he come up with all the pieces to make his puppets out of well let me tell you…they are made out of some type of synthetic material, but I'm not to sure, you see Leonav the stingy bastard won't tell his secrets. Seeing as this one thing is forever let us continue on…"
Hoppard the Gauntlet: "He was a strange one at that. Why would you want to look that way, you wouldn't attract too many…never mind. You might think that to be painful." ::At this point in time FISHGUTS, Vash, and Wolfwood enter the room:: "Ah damn. Now she's going to take over and send me to the corner again." (Where the "F" is LadyKnives? I swear I leave the room for one minute to go get something to eat and she goes off and…well we all know what she is doing! What do you think you are doing?) "Well, Mrs. Mastah told me if I did a good job that I could go next time." ::FISHGUTS face faults and sweat drops:: (Well if she won't take you then I guess you could always join us…::Vash and Wolfwood stare at each other then glare at Legato:: -Vash and Wolfwood "We won't share you with Legato…we don't want him to have any fun…at least with you…"- Uh…Well Legato…You can go in there to and bust up their fun…or whatever…I the all powerful FISHGUTS gives you permission. ::Legato skips along to the room:: Now who was he talking about…oh yes…Hoppard the Gauntlet. He's one sad, strange, little man…mmmhmmm. For only 3 important words in his vocabulary he sure does talk a lot. What a dorky laugh! His voice annoys me too. And he doesn't look like a man anymore. He's just weird and not much can be said about him. And now for the beast…
Zazie the Beast: If we were ever to be called the beast we would love to be called ZAZIE! He hid out in the orphanage b/c he knew Vash would end up there. He was possessed. By insects like the manga. The sandworms followed Zazie. No one would ever expect a poor little kid to be capable of such evil deeds. But he did it. He used that to his advantage. (Damn it where the hell is LadyKnives! FISHGUTS swears! ARG! Okay people this is all FISHGUTS's got. And FISGHUTS is too scared to get her out. So we shall leave her alone, trust FISHGUTS on this one, you don't want to make LadyKnives angry. She gets very, very, very scary. She is Satan incognito. So FISHGUTS shall end it here. Since LadyKnives isn't here to pick next time, FISHGUTS gets to pick Mwa Ha Ha!!!) Next time: Radei the Blade, Monev the Gale, Dominique the Cyclops, and E.G. Mine. Please join us again the next time.
A/N (Ok still no sign of LadyKnives, maybe FISHGUTS and Wolfwood and Vash shall leave for the day and not come back till they are done. And ya know what else, FISHGUTS thinks that LadyKnives wants to be like FISHGUTS and have more than one hottie…in her bed…oh well…)
{Who doesn't!}
(LATER PEOPLE!) ::Runs and jumps into the air landing in both Wolfwood's and Vash's laps. Mwa Ha Ha…)
Leonav: Strange…demented, depraved, lunatic…(Uh Vash…Wolfwood…even you Legato…FISHGUTS could use a little help here…-Vash "Uh, sorry there but I really didn't come into contact with him…" Wolfwood? -Wolfwood "Depraved Lunatic." ::He goes back to beating up Vash in the game:: Legato? –Leagto "Great servant, a little to independent minded. Puppets a little weird though." Thank you Legato and my hotties.) Cool wire, it even save Vash's life! Strange little red ball thingy, is that what he sees through? Does he have eyes? ::LadyKnives, Knives, and Midvalley all walk through the front door:: (Where the "F" were you? You know damn well that FISHGUTS cannot handle this alone, HER mind does not function all to well when put on the spot! FISHGUTS should shoot you! ::FISHGUTS pulls a gun out holding it by her tail::) {Well you left me last time! Get over it!} (NO FISHGUTS WILL NOT GET OVER IT! ARG!!!! YOU KNOW damn straight that you can handle an audience when you have to talk to them!) {Just b/c I can handle it doesn't mean I like to. Besides you can't shoot me, I can dodge bullets better than Vash, have mind powers better than Legato, and I'm a plant for God's sake!} (You're a plant? Since when?) {Since FOREVER, you just didn't know, besides Miss Tail Girl, what are you?}
(FISHGUT's isn't sure what she is, but at least I have pretty angel like wings instead of black demon wings!) {I happen to like my wings thank you very much. –Midvalley "Me too, very sexy." ::Knives nods:: ::Legato is smiling thinking his thoughts to hisself::}
(Well…uh… -Vash and Wolfwood, at the same time, "Very kinky. We like 'em a lot."- ::FISHGUTS grabs them and pulls them closer to her::) {Well you poor pathetic people you've had to listen to FISHGUTS, I bet she hasn't said much. ::Looks over at FISHGUTS who is now gone::} ::cough cough:: back to Leonav. {Damn she did it again, oh shit, Legato you take over. We'll be back later, much later.} ::Legato looks around and does a sweat drop, the audience looks scared:: -Legato "Why can't I ever go?" {You're my slave not my sex toy like Knives and Midvalley. –Legato "Please, please…" ::Legato crawls across the ground pleading to go:: You can go next time, IF you do a good job with the show. –Legato "Yes Mrs. Mastah." ::Legato bows. LadyKnives and her men leave the room to who knows where and to do who knows what.::} -Legato "Now were we? Ah yes Leonav. The red globe thing was a way to communicate between all of his puppets. How he got the puppets to be like the person he wanted it to imitate? Well let me tell you…he had said that he had been watching the people for a long time, so that helped it, so all he had to do was make the puppet act like her, since he knew what she acted like. Where does he come up with all the pieces to make his puppets out of well let me tell you…they are made out of some type of synthetic material, but I'm not to sure, you see Leonav the stingy bastard won't tell his secrets. Seeing as this one thing is forever let us continue on…"
Hoppard the Gauntlet: "He was a strange one at that. Why would you want to look that way, you wouldn't attract too many…never mind. You might think that to be painful." ::At this point in time FISHGUTS, Vash, and Wolfwood enter the room:: "Ah damn. Now she's going to take over and send me to the corner again." (Where the "F" is LadyKnives? I swear I leave the room for one minute to go get something to eat and she goes off and…well we all know what she is doing! What do you think you are doing?) "Well, Mrs. Mastah told me if I did a good job that I could go next time." ::FISHGUTS face faults and sweat drops:: (Well if she won't take you then I guess you could always join us…::Vash and Wolfwood stare at each other then glare at Legato:: -Vash and Wolfwood "We won't share you with Legato…we don't want him to have any fun…at least with you…"- Uh…Well Legato…You can go in there to and bust up their fun…or whatever…I the all powerful FISHGUTS gives you permission. ::Legato skips along to the room:: Now who was he talking about…oh yes…Hoppard the Gauntlet. He's one sad, strange, little man…mmmhmmm. For only 3 important words in his vocabulary he sure does talk a lot. What a dorky laugh! His voice annoys me too. And he doesn't look like a man anymore. He's just weird and not much can be said about him. And now for the beast…
Zazie the Beast: If we were ever to be called the beast we would love to be called ZAZIE! He hid out in the orphanage b/c he knew Vash would end up there. He was possessed. By insects like the manga. The sandworms followed Zazie. No one would ever expect a poor little kid to be capable of such evil deeds. But he did it. He used that to his advantage. (Damn it where the hell is LadyKnives! FISHGUTS swears! ARG! Okay people this is all FISHGUTS's got. And FISGHUTS is too scared to get her out. So we shall leave her alone, trust FISHGUTS on this one, you don't want to make LadyKnives angry. She gets very, very, very scary. She is Satan incognito. So FISHGUTS shall end it here. Since LadyKnives isn't here to pick next time, FISHGUTS gets to pick Mwa Ha Ha!!!) Next time: Radei the Blade, Monev the Gale, Dominique the Cyclops, and E.G. Mine. Please join us again the next time.
A/N (Ok still no sign of LadyKnives, maybe FISHGUTS and Wolfwood and Vash shall leave for the day and not come back till they are done. And ya know what else, FISHGUTS thinks that LadyKnives wants to be like FISHGUTS and have more than one hottie…in her bed…oh well…)
{Who doesn't!}
(LATER PEOPLE!) ::Runs and jumps into the air landing in both Wolfwood's and Vash's laps. Mwa Ha Ha…)