"Welcome to the show, I'm Orvil Shiskabob. What a horrible name, why
would my parents curse me like that? Anyway, who will win in this Gym
battle, Ashley or Zongi?"
Ashley was back within a few minutes. Naria and Eyria were off to the side. A Bishonball was painted on the floor. Zongi stood at one end, Ashley at the other.
"Go Bishonball…"
Zongi tossed his first Bishon-e-Mon. It was Chesta.
"GO BISHONBALL!"
Out of the Bishonball came Ashley's favorite and best Bishon-e-Mon, Gatty.
"Look at my bowl cut hair, isn't it pretty?"
"No, my hair looks a lot better than yours."
"How can you say that?"
"My shadow armor looks much sexier on me that it would on you."
"My shadow armor is sexy too."
"Like I said, not as sexy as mine."
"Well… Well…"
"Dilandau likes me better."
"That is not true, I'm a useful Dragonslayer!"
"Are not."
Chesta began to sob.
"Return to me, Chesta. Now go, Gatty."
It was a showdown between the two Gattys. Ashley's had the first attack.
"I am a better Gatty."
"No you aren't, I am better."
"I use Herbal Essence shampoo in my hair."
"So do I."
"Well, my shampoo is fresh."
"Mine is too."
"My hair is kept silky and smooth and pretty."
"My hair is all those things and more."
"My shadow armor is sexy and clean."
"So I've kept mine a bit dusty, but it is still sexy."
"It's ugly."
Zongi gasped at the Bishon-e-Mon that had just called his ugly. There was a minute or two of silence befor Zongi's Bishon-e-Mon went unconscious from being called ugly.
"Go Dallet!"
"Oh, hello Dallet."
"Hi there, Gatty."
"Dilandau likes me better."
"He does not."
"You got your guymelef damaged when attacking Fanelia and got yelled at."
"Yeah… well…"
"That's because you are no good, Dallet."
"I am too good, see my sexy body?"
"I don't want to look at your body because unlike you I am not gay."
"What?"
"That's right, you like boys. You and Chesta are going out aren't you?"
Dallet got a horrified look on his face and then shuddered and puked. He then fainted.
"You have managed to beat two of my Slayers, but can you manage Folken? GO BISHONBALL!"
Out of Zongi's Bishonball came Folken. Ashley noticed that is was not Draconian Folken, so it did not have wings.
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"I know you are."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Yes, I know exactly you are, Gatty."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Yes, please shut up and let's get on to battling, Gatty."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Yes, Gatty, I know who you are, please shut up."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Shut up please."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Shut up!"
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"SHUT UP!"
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"AAHHHH!!!"
Folken screamed and ran around until he tripped and hit his head on the floor rendering him unconscious.
"Wow, Gatty, strange tactic, but it worked."
"Thanks, Ashley, I didn't know how else to beat him, seeing as I was too scared to face Draconian Folken, I'm surprised I did this well."
"Yes, Gatty, it was excellent."
"Hey, Ashley?"
"Yes, Gatty?"
"I think I'm evolving."
Just then a bright light came from Gatty and he transformed.
"You don't look too different."
"Yeah, well, I'm Super Gatty now."
"Oh, neat."
"I think so."
Zongi spoke up.
"Without further ado, I think we should finish this match, GO DILANDAU!"
Ashley was back within a few minutes. Naria and Eyria were off to the side. A Bishonball was painted on the floor. Zongi stood at one end, Ashley at the other.
"Go Bishonball…"
Zongi tossed his first Bishon-e-Mon. It was Chesta.
"GO BISHONBALL!"
Out of the Bishonball came Ashley's favorite and best Bishon-e-Mon, Gatty.
"Look at my bowl cut hair, isn't it pretty?"
"No, my hair looks a lot better than yours."
"How can you say that?"
"My shadow armor looks much sexier on me that it would on you."
"My shadow armor is sexy too."
"Like I said, not as sexy as mine."
"Well… Well…"
"Dilandau likes me better."
"That is not true, I'm a useful Dragonslayer!"
"Are not."
Chesta began to sob.
"Return to me, Chesta. Now go, Gatty."
It was a showdown between the two Gattys. Ashley's had the first attack.
"I am a better Gatty."
"No you aren't, I am better."
"I use Herbal Essence shampoo in my hair."
"So do I."
"Well, my shampoo is fresh."
"Mine is too."
"My hair is kept silky and smooth and pretty."
"My hair is all those things and more."
"My shadow armor is sexy and clean."
"So I've kept mine a bit dusty, but it is still sexy."
"It's ugly."
Zongi gasped at the Bishon-e-Mon that had just called his ugly. There was a minute or two of silence befor Zongi's Bishon-e-Mon went unconscious from being called ugly.
"Go Dallet!"
"Oh, hello Dallet."
"Hi there, Gatty."
"Dilandau likes me better."
"He does not."
"You got your guymelef damaged when attacking Fanelia and got yelled at."
"Yeah… well…"
"That's because you are no good, Dallet."
"I am too good, see my sexy body?"
"I don't want to look at your body because unlike you I am not gay."
"What?"
"That's right, you like boys. You and Chesta are going out aren't you?"
Dallet got a horrified look on his face and then shuddered and puked. He then fainted.
"You have managed to beat two of my Slayers, but can you manage Folken? GO BISHONBALL!"
Out of Zongi's Bishonball came Folken. Ashley noticed that is was not Draconian Folken, so it did not have wings.
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"I know you are."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Yes, I know exactly you are, Gatty."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Yes, please shut up and let's get on to battling, Gatty."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Yes, Gatty, I know who you are, please shut up."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Shut up please."
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"Shut up!"
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"SHUT UP!"
"Hi, I'm Gatty."
"AAHHHH!!!"
Folken screamed and ran around until he tripped and hit his head on the floor rendering him unconscious.
"Wow, Gatty, strange tactic, but it worked."
"Thanks, Ashley, I didn't know how else to beat him, seeing as I was too scared to face Draconian Folken, I'm surprised I did this well."
"Yes, Gatty, it was excellent."
"Hey, Ashley?"
"Yes, Gatty?"
"I think I'm evolving."
Just then a bright light came from Gatty and he transformed.
"You don't look too different."
"Yeah, well, I'm Super Gatty now."
"Oh, neat."
"I think so."
Zongi spoke up.
"Without further ado, I think we should finish this match, GO DILANDAU!"