"Hi, I'm your host Orvil Shiskabob. If no one notices me, I might just have to kill myself. Yep, you heard me… Or maybe you didn't because you just fast forwarded past me so you could skip me and see the episode. Well, what if I didn't let this be an episode? What would you review then?! Huh?! Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT!!! Hey, maybe you DO read this, but you WANT me dead. Is that it? It is, isn't it?! Do you know what it is like to be 36, have no career, and be living with your mother?! I don't think you do! So ha! You are bound to read this now! I'm going to go climb a building and start shooting things with a shotgun, so I'll just hit the play button on my way out, ta."

Ashley was deep in a forest, wandering with only Super Gatty and Fury Wufei as company. It was quiet and they were at a loss for anything to talk about. There was some rustling in the bushes.

"Shh… It might be a Bishon-e-Mon."

"Okay…"

"YOU THERE, ARE YOU WEAK?!"

"Eeeep!"

Just then a little weird midget person jumped out of the bushes. They were wearing a purple pirate outfit.

"Alright, lady. Winner gets one of the other's Bishon-e-Mon, okay?"

"You're on!"

"GO BISHONBALL!"

"Gatty, just beat whatever he has."

Out of the Bishonball came Baby Gokou. One of THE RAREST Bishon-e- Mon ever in exhistance!!! The only reason he was so rare was that you had to "devolve" a Gokou to evolve him to his next stage. And even then, Gokous are pretty rare themselves.

"I am Harvery the Pirate and Rare Bishon-e-Mon Collector."

"I'm Ashley, and I'm ready to fight!"

Baby Gokou started the attack.

"I am a Saiya-Jin."

"I am a Dragonslayer."

"My hair goes all over the place."

"My hair is pretty and combed."

"My hair is sexier."

Ashley is in the background mumbling about why a little baby should even be a Bishon-e-Mon in the first place.

"I use strawberry shampoo, I find it gives me a fresher scent than my old shampoo."

"I use Loriel Kids!"

"You are just a baby."

"I am not!"

"Look here at my sexy shadow armor."

"Look at my pretty GT outfit."

"My shadow armor is sexier."

"Yeah, but my GT outfit makes me look cuter."

"I pilot Alseides."

"I don't need an Alseides to be strong."

"I… I wear sexy shadow armor."

"RETURN TO ME, GATTY!"

Gatty sadly walked back and Ashley gave him a potion, which healed him of any mental scars. Then she sent out her new Milliaro."

"My hair is long and pretty!"

Baby Gokou say down and cried.

"Return to me Baby Gokou! Bo Bishonball!"

Out of the Bishonball came… Allen Schezar?!