"Hi, I was arrested last night. Lucky me my mother bailed me out. Whew. Close one. Anyway, you know who I am… But I'll tell you anyway, I'm Orvil Shiskabob. This episode is like… THE BEST ONE YET!!!!!"

Allen Schezar and Milliardo Peacecraft stood glaring at each other. Their stand off was amazing. Neither one spoke. It was going to be a battle of the titans indeed. It went about ten minutes before Allen attacked.

"My hair is long, smooth, and sexier than yours."

My hair is beautifully done using Peacecraft styling techniques, making it inevitably sexier than yours."

There was about four more minutes of silence before Milliardo broke the silence.

"I used apple shampoo to make it smell fresh."

Allen attacked right back.

"I use peach scented shampoo for the best and freshest smell, not that my hair needs to smell extra fresh as it is."

There was about ten minutes of silence again. Milliardo just stared at Allen with Allen staring right back. Both trainers were sitting down playing with grass. The fight was getting boring.

"I pilot Epyon!"

"I pilot the Scherazade."

"My Epyon is better."

"Scherazade could win anyday."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

There was about one minute of silence before both trainers screamed.

"OH JUST FIGHT ALREADY!"

"I am more mysterious than you."

"I can get any girl I want!"

"What about Hitomi?"

"You heard about that? Uhm… Well…"

"I'm sexier than you could ever be."

"I'm sexier than you stampie no erasee!"

"I am sexier than Allen Schezar double stampie no erasee!"

Allen gaped.

"I win, I win, I win!"

Allen fainted.