Girl's Night Out
Relena Peacecraft was pacing in her home; Hilde had gone off to find the phone numbers of two of the girls that they met at the Halloween party last month. Catherine, Sally, Hilde, Dorothy and her, decided it would be fun to have a girl's night out. They also decided it would be fun to invite some of the girls from the Wing School to join them. Two of the girls that really caught her attention were no other than Miroki and Kara. Hilde volunteered to find their phone numbers.
During this time the girls were at Miroki's home, babysitting their siblings. Ally Miroki's sister, and Kara's sister Sable were both eight, Jackie Miroki's sister was ten, and then Miroki's little brother Derek, whom was three. Their parents decided to go out and have fun so to speak. Leaving the girls alone with their siblings. The girls were watching TV when the phone rang. Kara picked the phone up, "Hello?"
"Hi, is Miroki there?" A voice over the phone asked.
Kara looked over to Miroki, whom at the moment had her hands full with Derek, "She's busy at the moment, who is this?"
Kara could hear voices in the background, "This is Relena, and this is?"
"Kara."
"Kara! Good I was going to call you later, the girls and I were wondering if you and Miroki would like to go out with us?"
"Derek no! Kara tell Relena we would if we could." Miroki chased Derek around the house.
"Wish we could Relena, but we're stuck babysitting our siblings tonight." Kara replied back watching Miroki, "Very busy."
Hilde knocked Relena off the phone, "Then get someone else to baby-sit them!"
"Like who? This is sudden, there isn't a babysitter that will do this on a short notice."
"Get Duo, and the other boys to baby-sit!" Hilde snapped back impatiently.
Miroki stopped chasing Derek, Kara raised a brow, "You are kidding right? I don't think they would be all too thrilled to baby-sit for us."
"Not to mention Wufei would think we're out of our minds." Miroki added.
This time Sally spoke, "So let us call them, we'll convince them to fill in for you."
Both girls imagined the boys looking after their siblings; they grimaced, "Okay if you think they can handle four kids." Kara told them.
Relena took the phone back, "Great! Get ready, and we'll get the boys."
With that Relena hung up the phone, the girls looked at each other. Totally ignoring the rampaging three year old.
"Do you think that was such a good idea?" Kara asked after awhile.
Miroki thought to herself aloud, "Well, put it mildly I'm not sure. I mean Duo would make a good babysitter, but I'm not sure reliable. Quatre actually will look after them, but four kids is a bit much."
Kara continued, "Heero and Wufei I don't think have what it takes to take care of them. Trowa will probably be clueless."
Both girls sighs, "Let's just hope nothing remotely goes wrong.
Finally Miroki called out, "Everyone in the living room now!"
Before you could say 'now' three other kids appeared in the room.
Miroki gave her you-better-listen-or-else look to all of them, "Listen Kara and I are going out with some friends of ours. Five boys will be coming over to look after you, you better behave."
Jackie pouted, "I don't want some boys looking after me."
Kara explained, "These boys are the ones that were at our Thanksgiving dinner, so please be nice." Though Kara really doubted that they would listen to her.
"Fact is you better behave, or else! Now here are the rules…" Miroki started.
Meanwhile the G-boys were spending time at home, planning their next move, and stuff like that. Quatre had gone to get the door, and when he came back. The girls were behind him. Duo looked up with a puzzled expression on his face.
"What can we do for you?" Quatre finally asked.
Hilde gave Duo a smile, Duo prepared for the worse, "We need you to do us a favor."
Trowa carefully asked them, "What kind of favor."
Catherine this time came up, "We're having a girl's night out with Kara and Miroki, but they need someone to baby-sit their siblings for them."
"No!" Wufei stated as he got up.
Sally pretended to look confused, "No what?"
Wufei glared at her, "No, we will not baby-sit for you, that's a weak woman's job."
"Look here Chang Wufei, you are going to help us out, and this is not a weak woman's job!" Sally growled back.
"Come on, babysitting? We have more important things to do here." Duo complained.
Hilde just snapped back, "It's just looking after kids younger than yourselves! How hard can that be? We've done it, so if we could baby-sit so can you."
"And this house better not be a mess when we get back." Miroki finished her long list of rules.
As if on cue the doorbell rang, Kara hurried to open the door. To her shock, the Gundam pilots were there, standing at the door. Not all of them were happy, but they were there. Each of the stepped in followed by Relena, Hilde, Sally, Catherine and Dorothy. Just then Miroki walked in with her coat.
"Thanks guys, now first of all you have to make sure they're in bed by 9, and Wufei. Derek only understands Chinese, so I think it's best if you look after him. I think that's it, so see you later."
With that they left, leaving the five boys staring at, and staring back, four little kids. Before Duo could utter a single word, each kid went his or her own way. Two of them ran upstairs, Jackie headed to the study, and Derek was once again running a rampage through the house.
"This is gonna be a long night…" Duo sighs, wondering how Hilde talked him into this.
The girls leave, before Miroki and Kara get into the car, they turned back. Miroki hoped that they didn't make the wrong move by letting the G-boys baby-sit. Kara just hoped that the G-boys would survive the night. Back in the house Heero was in the basement. The minute the girls were gone, they had been chasing Derek around the house. Little did he know that a few minutes before the three little girls had pulled out a trick chair. Taking lots of skipping rope, threading it through the chair. Tired, and slightly annoyed, Heero sat down in the chair. Ally and Sable giggled as they watched their first victim sit down. The three girls hated the idea of having boys baby-sit them, so they decided to have a little fun with them. The second Heero sat down, Ally and Sable pulled on the ropes. Before the Perfect Soldier knew what had happened he was tied to the chair. Out into his view came Ally and Sable. A few minutes later Jackie came on to the scene with a box of stuff. Which in this case Heero did not want to know what was in the box.
"You little bakas! I swear to God I'm going to kill you!" Heero growled at them.
Jackie pouted, "I don't like being called that!" And kicked him in the shin, hard.
Ally and Sable just shrugged, before yelling, "Let's play with his hair!"
Sable runs to the box, and pulls out a large brush. Grinning, Sable runs behind Heero, and starts combing his hair out. Heero had to admit having your hair combed wasn't bad, but he really didn't comb his hair very often. Most of the time, it was unruly, and full of tangles, which hurt like hell as Sable combed it. Jackie had disappeared from the room, and Ally went through the box again. Heero watched in horror as Ally pulled out colourful markers. Ally, since there was no fear of being killed by Heero, climbed on to his lap, taking out a pink marker. Out of instinct Heero pulled his head back, of course not without bumping into Sable whom was still combing his hair. Within an hour Heero's hair was combed flat down, and his face was covered with little pink flowers, and his clothes had the words "I AM PRETTY" with little blue stars around it. Sable ran out of the room, coming back with a mirror, showing Heero what they've done.
"Like it?" She asked happily.
"What the…" and before they could say anything a long colorful stream of swear words came out of Heero's mouth, in more languages than anyone knew.
"Heero! Buddy! Where are you?" Heero heard Duo yell.
At this time, the girls had disappeared, not that Heero cared.
"Down here! Get me out of here!" Heero called back.
Meanwhile back upstairs Derek decided it would be fun to throw the toy pokeballs at Duo. Duo was able to catch some of them, not to mention call down to Heero since he needed help. At the same time getting hit, hard, by some of the balls he couldn't catch. After getting hit by the pokeballs, Derek snuck up on Duo. Before Duo could even protest, Derek was climbing up his braid. Duo was trying to pull Derek off when he heard that Heero was having some trouble he figured, he should go down.
"Hey guys, Heero is having a bit of trouble, so stay here and look after Derek. Watch out he has a nasty arm." Duo warned as made his way downstairs.
Duo came down to see Heero tied to the chair. Of course that didn't shock Duo, what shocked him was that Heero's hair and clothes were changed, When Heero looked at Duo, he noticed the pink flowers.
"Heero, what happened?"
Heero looked down defeated, "The girls did this."
Duo started walking forward, "Man, I knew they were monsters, but this really takes the cake."
Heero looked up again, as he heard a small giggle. He looked to see Jackie hiding under the table, she was holding a rope, which gone out from under the table, into a small loop. The loop, which Duo was just about to step in.
"Duo, don't come closer!"
To late, Duo stepped into the loop, and Jackie pulled hard, causing Duo to fall to the floor. Duo looked up in disbelief as all three girls were dragging him across the floor. He tried to sitting up and get his foot loose from the lasso. Heero figured that if he weren't tied up, he would be laughing at this. The girls stopped in front of the stairs. Then with the oldest on one side, and the two youngest on the other side. They pulled and pushed Duo up, placing him in front of the staircase pole. Using another rope, they tied him to the pole. Sable left to come back dragging the same box full of stuff over to where Duo was. Heero personally wondered what they had planned for Duo.
Ally piped up, "So what are we gonna do?"
Jackie gave this evil grin, "Oh, I have an idea…"
In a restaurant, Miroki and Kara were having the time of their lives. It was fun to be out and about, with the G-girls. Kara checked the clock, "I wonder how they're doing, maybe we should call."
Miroki got up from her spot, "I'll make the call." She goes to the phone booth, "Hi? Ally is everything alright over there?"
Ally whom was in the basement picked up the phone, "Everything is alright Miroki, don't worry."
"AAAAAHHHHHHH! NOT THE HAIR!!!!!"
Miroki frowned, "What's going on over there?"
"HELP ME! KARA! MIROKI! ANYONE!!!!!"
Sable runs up with a cloth and stuffs it in Duo's mouth, Ally just answers sweetly, "Oh nothing, we're just playing 'Hair Salon'. Nothing to worry about."
"Oh, okay, be good, see you soon." Miroki hangs up and then thinks to herself, "Hair Salon, why does that sound like something Duo would do?"
Back in the basement, Duo struggles as Jackie holding a pair of sharp scissors, grabs his braid. In the other room Heero was listening to Duo's screams, which was stopped by Sable. As far as he could tell, their only way of getting out of this mess was stopped by three girls. Though he had to wonder what they were going to do with Duo's hair…
Duo tried to get out of the ropes, as he watched Sable undo his long braid, Ally had gone upstairs to get God who knows what. Jackie started snipping his hair, Duo wanted to move, but it would probably be worse, way worse. Unfortunately the girls wanted to level his hair, only an inch at first, but the first time didn't go so well. So in the end they ended up taking off two inches of his hair. Much to Duo's terror, and to add on to the terror, Ally came back with Miroki's unused blue hair dye. Duo finally spit the cloth out of his mouth.
"HOLY SHIT! NO!!!!! HALP!!!!!"
The girls attempted to streak Duo's hair blue, which in this case didn't turn out very well at all. Ally put the cloth back, since they didn't want the other boys to know what they were up to. When they were done, Duo had semi-blue, semi-brown hair, to top it all off. Duo's hair was full of lacey ribbons, butterflies, roses, and stars. Taking the cloth back out of Duo's mouth, and told him that no one else could hear them. Then they showed Duo the mirror.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?!?!?!?!"
"We just dressed you up, isn't it nice?" Sable chirped.
Ally came into the room with a tea set, with real tea in the teapot, "We're going to have a tea party!"
Both boys heard, and both boys had the same words come to mind, "Oh shit."
Before they could a least say anything, both boys were forced to have five cups of hot tea with the girls. And I do mean forced. Fifteen minutes later Trowa was just wandering through the house looking for the girls. It was only about half an hour after the phone rang that Wufei, Trowa, and Quatre noticed that Duo, Heero, Ally, Sable and Jackie were missing. Wufei, unfortunately for him, since he was the only person besides possibly Heero that knew Chinese, so he had to stay and look after Derek. Quatre offered to look on the ground floor, no one bothered to look in the basement, because it was locked. This left Trowa to search the upstairs' rooms for the girls. He so came to a room, which he figured was the master bedroom. There was a giggle behind him, Trowa turned just in time to see Sable coming at him with the scissors. Trowa moved out of the way in time, before Sable got a chance to take that few inches off his bangs. Sable ran out the door, with Trowa closely following her. He saw Sable go into a different room, and went to follow her…
Back in the basement, both Duo and Heero were relived that the girls left them alone. Though they were locked in the basement tied to a pole or chair, and they did look very weird, but they were alone.
Duo looked up from his spot, "Hey Heero, are you okay?"
"Considering we just got out witted by two eight year olds and one ten year old? Just fine, been better."
Duo snorted, "No kidding, it's hard to believe that Kara and Miroki are related to them. This is nuts, but maybe that's why the girls are so good at what they do, they get it from their older sisters."
"At least their older sisters don't tie us up." Heero growled back.
"Hehe, yea, this kids are so bad, hope the others are having a better time than us." Duo grinned back.
Trowa looked around the room; there was so sign of Sable anywhere. There was a closet over by the bed, and little kids did have a thing for hiding in closets. In his mind, it couldn't hurt to actually look. Opening the closet he expected anything, but one thing. Noting that the closet was empty, behind him Jackie, and Sable pushed Trowa into the closet. Shutting the door behind him. He tried opening the door, only to find it locked. The girls had locked him in the closet. Trowa looked around, it a big closet, with a light bulb, and a top shelf above him. That's when Trowa noticed that there was a rope going from the shelf to outside the door.
"What are they up to?" Trowa asked himself quietly.
That question was answered as Ally pulled on the rope letting the bucket of water; fall on Trowa, including the bucket. Before another thought came to him, he was wet, at least his hair was. He lifted the bucket off his head.
"Talk about trouble makers, they have definitely planned all of this." Trowa muttered to himself.
He looked to the crack of the door, to see a piece of paper slipped under the door; it read "Sucker."
"Definitely planned this."
Outside the girls were having lots of fun, considering what they were doing. There was a light switch outside the closet, to turn on the light inside the closet. They figured it would be more fun to turn the light switch off and on. Trowa watched as the light turned off, and then turned on. This went on for quite awhile, and Trowa was slowing losing his temper. He mentally noted to himself to talk to Miroki and Kara about their siblings. It was very hard to imagine them being like this at their sisters' ages.
"Then again, it's hard to imagine Kara even pulling a prank like this." Trowa reasoned to himself.
Trowa sighed a breath of relief as the light stopped turning on and off. Little did he know that there was a boombox on the shelf above him. Back downstairs Derek wanted to have a little fun with poor Wufei. Wufei was sitting on the stairs muttering injustice to himself. Derek was right behind him, and noticed his ponytail. Truth is Derek had rarely seen anyone, much less a boy with a ponytail before. So his first reaction was to pull it, and that's exactly what he did. Wufei felt his head get pulled back, as Derek happily tugged on his ponytail.
"Ow! You little…"
Wufei got up, just in time to chase Derek around the house. So here is the scene, a teenage boy, a very angry teenage boy, probably ready to scream injustice, chasing a giggling, three-year-old around the house. Jackie had just come downstairs after playing a game of "light switch" with Trowa. She noticed the game of chase going on, Derek was near the front door, and Jackie decided to give her little brother a helping hand. The girl opened the front door letting Derek and Wufei outside. Quickly she shut the door behind them, locking both of them out. Of course Derek, though not old enough to think like the girls was smart enough to know other ways back into the house. Jackie went to open the side door of Derek, then shutting and locking that door too. In fact they locked every window and door in the house. Before Wufei could scream "injustice" he found himself locked outside the house.
"Kusos! Let me back in!"
At this time the girls showed no sign of slowing down. Leaving poor Quatre to chase them around the house. (Though I think they had too much sugar.) Finally in the living room, Sable stopped running, she turned to Quatre, smiling sweetly.
"Okay, I'm done running." She said in a sing-a-song manner.
Quatre was relived, "Good," he sat down on the floor, "Because I'm tired."
Just then Quatre was lassoed, and tied up on the ground. It became clear that Sable just stopped, so they could trick him, into letting his guard down. So here we are with a poor boy tied up on the ground trying to get himself free. Now that there was no worry about boys, Jackie unlocked the door to the basement, just for a small while. Duo who was dying of boredom, watched Jackie get, what he dubbed, "The Box Of Hair Horrors".
When Jackie left, Duo yelled over his shoulder, "Heero, I think the girls are going to play hair salon again."
"With who?"
"No idea."
Back upstairs Quatre was trying to get them to let him go, "Come on, why are you doing this? Your sisters are going to get upset with you."
Jackie just grinned as she pulled out a box of black hair dye.
Quatre's eyes widen, "Oh, no…"
The girls gave Quatre around the same treatment as they gave Heero and Duo. There were a few differences, this time they were determine to dye all of Quatre's hair black. Which wasn't easy, since Quatre kept moving around. So they ended up getting the dye on the floor and of course in Quatre's hair. Also, and who knows where Ally got this idea. She decided it would be fun to dress him up. To make matters worse, the only clothes that they could get their hands on were Miroki's clothes. Sable ran back upstairs; she stopped by the room Trowa was in. Thinking it was fun, she took the remote the boombox that was in the closet, turning the volume way up, she turned it on. Before Trowa could even think, he was blasted by very, very, loud music. He scrambled through the contents of the closet, to find anything to block the noise. Next Sable headed to Miroki's room, she looked through Miroki's things to find her blue mini-skirt. An evil grin, came to Sable, as she took the skirt, then going back to turn off the music that was coming from the closet.
Quatre at this point felt like hitting his head on the floor, the girls had just finished dying his hair. Then Ally went off and drawn all over this shirt. No matter how many times he called for help, no one came. Of course no one could. He looked up with pure terror on his face when Sable came back with Miroki's miniskirt…
Kara and Miroki got to know the girls so well in just one night. It almost seemed like they have always been friends. Miroki checked her watch, they had been out for a long time, and it was getting pretty late. Kara got up, and told Miroki that she could make one last phone call to home. When she did, Kara was surprised to end up on the answering machine. Hanging up she whispered to Miroki that, maybe it was time they went home. Her friend agreed, and the G-girls offered to drop them off at Miroki's house.
In Miroki's home the girls had somehow pulled off Quatre's pants replacing it with Miroki's mini-skirt. Leaving poor Quatre behind, the girls ran back upstairs, not before decorating the pants as a flag Quatre sighed, as he put his head on the floor.
"That was a nightmare, how is it possible that they are related to this monsters? Miroki wouldn't ever do this, I wish they were home…"
Back up to the room that Trowa was locked in the girls used Quatre's belt, and hung it outside the window. Trowa, who at this point fell asleep. Was awoken by their giggling. Which at this rate sounded like menacing laughter. Once again they turned on the radio and light, and turning both of them off and on. This was really getting on to Trowa's nerves. At a point where he couldn't take it any longer, he started banging on the door.
"Let me out!" He yelled.
Another piece of paper, which read: "No way loser."
Back outside Wufei was pacing like a tiger in a cage, trying to find a way in. Derek was near the front door, and Wufei had been trying to get him to open the door. This didn't get him anywhere; even in Chinese it was useless. The only thing that Derek did was say, "Shut up!" back in Chinese. Trying once again to find a way back into the house, Wufei noticed something blowing in the wind, coming from the second floor window. It was pants, or in this case Quatre's pants.
Yelling on top of his lungs Wufei shouted at them, "What have you done to Quatre?"
His answer? It was soda, eggs, and some kind of weird paste of melted marshmallows, crushed eggs, and stuff Wufei didn't want to find out. All was that was thrown and poured on Wufei, which just angered the Chinese pilot even more. Under his breath, and thankfully not as loud as Heero, he let out a long string of curses. Fortunately or Unfortunately at this time the Miroki and Kara had just come home. Kara frowned as she looked up.
"Miroki what is that?" Kara pointed to the thing hanging out the window.
Miroki looked carefully, "Looks like a flag, no wait. It's a pair of pants decorated as a flag, hanging by a belt. Color looks familiar. Wait! Those are Quatre's pants and belt!"
"What the hell is going on over there?" Kara whispered.
They came up to see this goop thing standing near the front door. On closer inspection it was Wufei full of stuff. Miroki opened the door, while glaring at her little brother.
"There are some towels downstairs, I'll go and get those." She tried to turn the doorknob. It was locked, Miroki frowned, "Okay you little monsters! Come out here right this second, and who in the hell locked this door?"
Kara winced, "She's really angry."
After Ally gave the girls the key to the basement they came down to find poor Duo. Kara stared at Duo, she had never seen his braid undone before, then again she's never seen his hair this way period. Duo just grinned sheepishly.
Miroki stared and commented, "So that's what Ally meant by 'Hair Salon'."
"Your sisters are spawns of Satan." Duo stated.
"No kidding." A voice from another called out.
Kara left the others to find Heero tied to a chair. She put her hands over her mouth, trying not to laugh at the sight; of course Heero's deathglare did the trick.
"My god Heero did our sisters do that?" Kara knew the answer to that question.
After some talking they all came back from the basement. Kara agreed to look upstairs, while Miroki looked on the ground floor for the remaining boys. Miroki wandered her way into the living room to find Quatre hogtied on the floor. She quickly kneed beside him.
"Shit, when I get my hands on those kids…" Miroki muttered as she untied Quatre.
"Don't worry, it could be worse."
Miroki eyes ran from the skirt up to his hair, "Not if you like being a model, really Quatre my skirt doesn't suit you."
Quatre flushed when he remembered the skirt, "Everything but that."
Miroki nodded, helping Quatre up, "I forgot that when I was little I didn't like boys looking after me neither."
Quatre stared at Miroki, "You used to do that too?"
She grinned sheepishly, "Well, yea, I did."
Upstairs Kara heard a banging coming from the closet in Jackie's room. Carefully walking in she noticed that it looked like the door of closet was going to come of its hinges. Though that wouldn't be far from the truth, as Trowa was ramming the door. Kara made her way around the closet figured the best way to open the door without getting knocked over. Stepping over to one side of the closet, she quickly opened the door. Out came Trowa, who at the same time was ready to ram the door again. The force of his body without the door made him ram into the bed. Kara helped Trowa up; she frowned when she noticed that his hair was all wet.
"Are you alright?"
Trowa looked at Kara, shrugged, "Been better."
"Sorry about what my sister did, come on, there's a hairdryer in the bathroom." Kara showed Trowa the way.
"Your sister is something else." Trowa commented.
Kara shook her head, "Sorry about that, I didn't know they would cause this much trouble."
"It's okay."
Fortunately for the boys, the girls had arrived home just in time to save their shoes, from God who knows what. The girls once again said sorry for all of the trouble their sisters had caused that night. Miroki said she would pay for damages, as well as for looking after them. Kara firmly sent them to their rooms, while Miroki made a call to their parents about what had happened. When Kara was driving back home from Miroki's place, she noticed that her sister was holding something.
"Sable, what's that?"
Sable gave her sweet smile, "A camera."
~A Few Days Later~
Relena was typing away at her computer, when she noticed she got e-mail from Kara. It read:
Dear Relena,
It seems that our siblings caused the boys a lot of trouble the night we went out. My sister took these pictures, I think you should see, but don't tell the boys about them. It's a girl's secret.
Relena clicked, and grinned at the pictures that unfolded before her. At the school Kara handed a package to Miroki.
"What's this?" Miroki asked opening it.
Kara pretended to look innocent, "Just pictures my sister took…"
Author's Note: This is a very long chapter! Anyways both Female Mewtwo and me were really high on sugar when coming up with this. Hoped you got a good laugh, till next time!
Thanks Female Mewtwo for the wonderful ideas you gave me, most of them where hers.
So what else will this strange highschool life bring? Next time on Wing School!